Results 61 to 68 of 68
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08-27-2015, 03:06 AM #61UnregisteredGuest
My grandpa has the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime band from the zoo.
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08-27-2015, 03:14 AM #62UnregisteredGuest
Why can't ray charles see his friends???
............Cause he's married!
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08-27-2015, 03:26 AM #63UnregisteredGuest
Police Dog
A cop with a police dog says to me "this dog tells me you're on drugs". I responded, "you're the one talking to dogs and I'm the one on drugs?"
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08-27-2015, 03:39 AM #64UnregisteredGuest
My girlfriend said "women belong in the kitchen"
F##k that, she's staying in the cellar.
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08-27-2015, 03:45 AM #65UnregisteredGuest
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08-27-2015, 06:24 PM #66UnregisteredGuest
My wife treats me like a god...
She takes very little notice of my existence until she wants something.
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08-27-2015, 06:50 PM #67UnregisteredGuest
What do you get when you eat refried beans and onions...........tear gas.
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08-27-2015, 07:35 PM #68UnregisteredGuest
Why did the girl pig break up with her boyfriend? Cause he was a real boar!
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