Flip-Flopping Freddy! You should be very proud of you accomplishments. MDPD can now wear beards and you can continue to wear cargo pants. Our Director wearing cargo pants at press conferences.

As for your legacy, that’s about it. You are about as useless as a life preserver on a camel in the desert.

you have quickly passed JP as the absolute worst Director in our history. Congrats to the both of you. We truly can’t wait to see you leave.