307, 307, where have you been?
lying in wait with my pad and pen

trying very hard to pretend to be your friend at the shack
but really wanting to stick a knife in your back

like so many before you
I will violate your trust without hesitation even if its not true

although I have done nothing in my career
I take pride in the fact of ruining so many others with cheer

so you ask where I have been?
just waiting for the right time to strike again