Whatever Became of Ocean Rescue's Adam the Macho Lifeguard? - Page 35
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  1. #341
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    JUST ANNOUNCED:

    Our hero to play "George Armstrong Macho" in "The Battle of Little Acorn."

    February 1-3, 2022
    Miami Beach Convention Center
    7 pm & 8:30 pm

  2. #342
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    Little Acorn was and always will be the straw.

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    Adam the Macho Lifeguard to star in a very special Thanksgiving afternoon Matinee at 10th and Ocean outside HQ this Thursday the 25th at noon. He plays D ick Pepperidge in "I got your Stuffing Right here!" based on the ee Cummings poem from 1951.

    A special dessert of "Humpkin Pie" ( a Macho specialty wll be sold at the concession stand for a nominal fee)

    (By the way, those aren't oozing sores. It really is cranberry sauce.....and for a lifeguard icon, what else than Ocean Spray)
    The entire event was vulgar. I am glad it was shut down. Who is this guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unregistered View Post
    The entire event was vulgar. I am glad it was shut down. Who is this guy?
    Middle lifeguard

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    He's not LEO??!! So why is he on here with more views than any other thread?

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    He's not LEO??!! So why is he on here with more views than any other thread?
    He makes movies if you know what I mean. That’s why he had to retire.

  7. #347
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    Hi everyone.

    I am Adam the Macho Lifeguard's manager, Hugh Chardon.

    We are looking for 50,000 views so that we officially become LEO Affairs icons. Can you help us out? View, this American hero's work. He will love you for it. Don't worry...from distance of course. It isn't contagious.

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    I’m very hip. And I very drip.

  9. #349
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    Adam the Macho Lifeguard is back, better than ever, in a new play. He is the lead character in the very, off-off Broadway rendition of Mississippi William's "Dr. Douchelittle." He plays "HornyPOTamus", the Hippo's illegitimate half-cousin. Sure to be a trailer park favorite.

    Little Acorn Theater
    Miami Beach
    February 21-24, 2022
    One Show Only per date: 8 PM.

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    The guy was signing autographs at the bandshell on 72 Street last night. Cool guy.

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