How does one become a cop in Salt Lake City? I'm a 16 year old high school student, and I enjoy bullying girls. I like making cheerleaders cry, and my last Out of School Suspension (which I get quite frequently) was for drawing swastikas and 666 on the cheer captain's uniform in Sharpie pen, which effectively destroyed it, and she sobbed over it. I saw that video of that cop arresting that nurse to be very inspiring, and I would love to have the opportunity to arrest cheerleaders, nurses, and other females who have done nothing wrong. Where do I sign up?