TODAY I OPENED THE MAILBOX AND GOT THE LETTER. I WAS NOTIFIED BY DHSMV THAT I WAS NOW A TROOPER. AFTER READING THIS THE GHOST OF MICHAEL JACKSON POSSESSED MY BODY AND I BEGAN TO DANCE FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES (KNEESHAKER ROUTINE AND ALL)!! SISTER AGNES WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR SEEN THIS, SHE CALLED 911 AND RESCUE SHOWED UP ALONG WITH A CROWD OF NEIGHBORHOOD FOLKS WHO WERE CONCERNED! I THEN SCREAMED WHOOOO (IN MY BEST MICHAEL JACKSON VOICE) I AM A STATE TROOPER!!!!! THE CROWD BEGAN TO APPLAUD!! PASTOR JERRY SAID, FINALLY SON YOU HAVE A JOB THAT WE KNOW WHAT YOU DO!! THE HIGHSCHOOL BAND SHOWED UP AND BEGAN TO PLAY!!! OH HAPPY DAY!!! WWHHHOOOHHOOO!!! :devil: