DO YOU SEE THE REMBLANCE?

Why did the chicken cross the road?


BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!


JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

DIR.SS:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! That every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......


KEVIN RAMBOSK'S CAMPAIGN COMITTEE:

The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.




SW :
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.


Kevin Rambosk:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.


CIB:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...


ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.



CAPTAIN AB:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.


CHIEF W:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.


ICE:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.


MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs w hen the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.


ERNEST H EMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.


THE REPUBLICANS AT THE CCSO:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.


THE GOOD OLE BOYS WAY:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.


TRAINING:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.


ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


UNION REPS:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


DIR. HL:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChick en. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%.........reboot.

ATTY. DAY
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

[angelangel]

A long-time deputy told me this one:

How many Rambosk supporters within the sheriff's office does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't want anything to come to light.

A long-time deputy told me this one:

How many Rambosk supporters within the sheriff's office does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't want anything to come to light.

Your an idiot.

Your an idiot.

And you can't spell.

Ortino: "I am the chicken."

[no peaky panny]

mmmmmmm....Ortino tastes like chicken.....

[no peaky panny]

I am the egg man...coo-cooo ca-chooo

Your an idiot.

And you can't spell.

I can spell...just can't contract. Your still a moron