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    GPD Fables

    Terri be nimble
    Terri be quick
    Terri give me some money so I can get off WIC :lol:

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    Mongo and Mullinax
    went up the hill
    to mingle with the chief
    when the came down
    their noses were brown
    with grass stains on their knees

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    The Kentucky Queen and Gary the slug
    pacing back and forth on the second floor rug
    asking all the snitches have they a clue or a hunch
    who writes these posts keeping their panties in a bunch

    Get me IA, some brass, and a snitch
    and get that female officer that looks like a witch
    these naughty little cops are making fools of us
    time to throw a few of them under the bus

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    You think that meager raise was actually enough
    I'm tired of being worn out like a west greenville slut
    Culprit #2 is like none other
    she's our very own chief the wicked STEP-MOTHER
    I know you are dying to know who #1 could B
    It's actually a 110 pound piece of feces named Jim Bourey
    If you are wondering who this could be
    it's one of your faithfully screwed at GPD

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    Re: GPD Fables

    I came here to visit and maybe get a job
    heard the GPD was the place to start
    but I hear and keep hearing that the pay is real bad
    the morale is down and the crime's going up

    What the GPD needs is a hand from the pros
    find someone in Miami to give you the codes
    expose politicians, city managers and the sorts
    the media is your best friend to let the citizens know

    GPD has hard working men, GPD keeps the streets safe
    then GPD needs to pay well and give us more respect!

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    We have one from Miami and he always talks about it so you think he would try to help us with the pay and morale. He's a major though so his pay is good and with good pay come good morale for him at least.

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    Hello all it's been awhile
    but I'm back again for some Halloween style
    1st let's start with the powers that be
    I'll call him Hitler aka (Jim Bourey)
    He was dressed up as OBAMA down on Main
    holdin up a sign that said "Vote for McCain"
    I thought wow that was pretty smart and wondered where he got his degree
    come to find out it's only a GED

    Then I traveled the halls of LEC
    Gary took it old school and dressed as E.T.
    The Chief well her costume was actually at the top
    she had the nerve to dress up as a cop

    The costumes contest was getting intense
    I thought to myself this does not make sense
    There were Lt's and Sgt's running all over the place


    Then it finally hit me

    They were playing the backstabbing race

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    Twas the night before Christmas and from 426 to LEC
    not a creature was stirring except the powers to be
    stockings were hung by the chimney with care
    hoping St Nick would come and be fair
    for you naughty backstabbers he will be nowhere to be found
    because when us peons need some help your nowhere to be found
    The brass was all nestled snug in their beds
    while Lt Dean had visions of judge hawley pole dancing in his head
    for knox and his ole crooked crap
    gave an 83P's huge butt a nice slap
    for bourey, the snitches, and all of the moles
    Santa tried his best but couldn't find you a soul
    for all the cool officers that slick their hair with gel
    most of you have no game from what st nick can tell
    so being the giving person here is a gift from me
    I renewed all of your scrips to e-harmony
    for the rest of the haters a lump of coal would be cushy, but
    the lump your getting will be a bit warm and mushy
    To all the real cops and brothers at GPD
    Lone Ranger wishes you a Merry Christmas from he or she

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    Well it's almost been five years and my things have changed
    I'm not being a smart ass i'm talking about the range

    Sorry brothers and sisters I told you a lie
    I'm here to revive the GPD pride

    I'll start with the Sgts who are scared like recruits
    To them proactivity is shining your boots

    Lt's are great and keep you on track
    Until you have crosshairs on your back

    Captains are the guys that have two gold bars
    But they're true meaning here is truly a farce
    They walk talking about how to police
    They're rhetoric sounds like a Hollywood New Release

    Major well what do we do
    Hmmm well we will get back to you soon

    The chief oh my isn't she the best
    She even got us trauma plates for the back of our vests
    She said we needed to be prepared for the back stabbbing here
    and with that Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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