On the subject of Plant City....

[fltoddy]

I love Plant City, but it makes for an easy target for jokes like this:

Q: How can you tell if a Plant City guy has a girlfriend?




A: There's tobacco stains on both sides of the pickup.



Funny thing is, last crash I went to near Plant City (McIntosh JNO I-4) ended up with a woman being transported by ambulance. Before they put her in the truck, she asked if they could turn her over on her side (she was on a back board) so she could spit her chew out. They refused, so her husband stuck his finger in her mouth and got it out for her.

I love you baby!

[fltoddy]

My bad, this was supposed to go under the humor topic.

[mod 184]

No matter where you put it, it is still funny! Sounds like a great Plant City girl! :lol:

last time I checked mcintosh was in the county.

[dEpU-tEAsE]

He was in Dover, come on toddy get it straight.

[fltoddy]

He was in Dover, come on toddy get it straight.

You're right, it was Dover. I just put it was near Plant City to tie it in to one of my favorite jokes. The couple I mentioned were also nice people, but despite growing up in Kentucky I had never seen that before and get a kick out of telling the story.

I actually love Plant City and would move back there in a heartbeat if the housing marked ever recovers. Them's my people, where I currently love is not my people. First lesson learned.

I also mistakenly posted this topic in the main index instead of under the humor thread. I also found out that you can't delete or move your own posts, and the Mod's won't do it for you even if you ask. Second lesson learned.

Play nice

[mod 184]

First, we are unable to merge threads. This is not the first time this was asked. If I was able to do so, I would have.
Second, this string does not violate the terms of use, so therefore, even though you are the originator, I can not delete at your request. To do so would be violating my "terms of use."

[fltoddy]

First, we are unable to merge threads. This is not the first time this was asked. If I was able to do so, I would have.
Second, this string does not violate the terms of use, so therefore, even though you are the originator, I can not delete at your request. To do so would be violating my "terms of use."

I understand. I wasn't complaining that you "wouldn't" or "couldn't", just stating that I had never had occasion to, and therefore didn't know, that once you post an item you couldn't edit or remove it. No complaints from me, I enjoy using this board.