Just the facts

Fact: We will never see black and white cars
Fact: IA is running radar, but as long as you don't melt the blue stripes off the car you'll be OK
Fact: T-Money ain't going nowhere...would you?
Fact: Sorry to say Javi is here to stay, and he will have stripes, but no nuts
Fact: Sola has implants
Fact: Olive Oil should have been arrested
Fact: Experience is walking out the door, and not being replaced
Fact: Bad guys are not afraid to shoot at cops, WATCH YOURSELVES
Fact: Things will be better at the new station
Fact: Not having shotguns or AR-15's will get someone hurt
Fact: People are not finishing the DROP, I wonder why?
Fact: The occupants of the 4th floor don't care about you

TO BE CONTINUED

One of the most profound and truthfull post ever on this site,l.o.l.
Thanks for the laugh for truth is always better and stranger than fiction!
Que viva Chango and may she protect us against our enemies/staff!

[JAVI ORTIZ]

Very unique post.


You're right I don't have nuts, I have mangos.

A mango is a very sweet FRUIT! I rest my case

That's a fact!

right on the money

just looking your a loser

One of the most profound and truthfull post ever on this site,l.o.l.
Thanks for the laugh for truth is always better and stranger than fiction!
Que viva Chango and may she protect us against our enemies/staff!

Elegua, U R slipping! Chango is a male Deity! Cross referencing the former Catholic Saint Barbara with Shango is an abomination!

Fact: Javi has mangos, and they are sweet like he is
Fact: Javi sleeps in his uniform shirt the one with the stripes on it
Fact: Stripes DO NOT make the man, or make you a man
Fact: Our medical insurance leaves a lot to be desired
Fact: Ditto for the dental
Fact: Fair and Equal are not in MPD?s mission statement
Fact: Patrol is the backbone of this department
Fact: Butt kissers will get the cushy jobs
Fact: The food in the cafeteria is marginal at best
Fact: IA is not out to get you, but who's that peeking over your shoulder?
Fact: SDSS ain?t what it used to be
Fact: You?ll freeze to death on the 3rd floor
Fact: BK does read LEOAFFAIRS
Fact: BK has nice hair
Fact: Looker has vision

One of the most profound and truthfull post ever on this site,l.o.l.
Thanks for the laugh for truth is always better and stranger than fiction!
Que viva Chango and may she protect us against our enemies/staff!

Elegua, U R slipping! Chango is a male Deity! Cross referencing the former Catholic Saint Barbara with Shango is an abomination!

Elegua, quick, go kill a chicken or your going to santero hell.

Fact: Javi's mangos sweet or not are implants.