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    Another brown noser but very sensitive, I...

    Another brown noser but very sensitive, I presume. A man who used bad officer safety skills, resulting in him getting shot in the ass while running away. Not really but him getting shot did result in...
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    I bet Mr. McJones does not really hate cops, but...

    I bet Mr. McJones does not really hate cops, but cannot blame him if he did. He was treated rather badly and with cruel disposition on this website. I would enjoy giving them the Schwartz in the...
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    Normally I would say, as follows and I quote "I...

    Normally I would say, as follows and I quote "I bet she gives great Helmet," but I would not want to find out- one way or another. Her history with Haines, members of the BOCC and many many many...
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    Perhaps Wendell Hall was being blackmailed by...

    Perhaps Wendell Hall was being blackmailed by Haines to keep Hall from telling his friends that he, too, gave, uh, nevermind. I think I just threw up in my helmet. I wonder when the next...
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    I bet she gives great, well you know, as your...

    I bet she gives great, well you know, as your worthless president once said "the thing." I bet the admin said it, for real though~ Helmet
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    Well written blog by someone that even I wouldn't...

    Well written blog by someone that even I wouldn't dare use the Schwartz on, for she can bring down that no good imposter Darth Vader by the, uh, helmet. So far she's bringing down some, shall I say,...
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    My apologies for I had 1 too many glasses of...

    My apologies for I had 1 too many glasses of Aldebaran whiskey. The point was that it seems that since LEOAFFAIRS changed its policies, no one posts on here anymore. There are far too many members of...
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    LEOAFFAIRS Policies

    It looks like LEOAFFAIRS policies aren't a big hit with the posters. "Oh my, I have make a username and password, that must be why nobody is posting." Well that is correct. Even if it is a fake...
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    Master Trooper Toni Schuck

    Dear Master Trooper Schuck,

    Nothing but mad respect from Spaceball 1! You are such a hero. You make me want to give up being such a fiend. My Assholes aboard Spaceball 1 salute you Ma'am!

    Dark...
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    As much as I am into evil, I must disagree with...

    As much as I am into evil, I must disagree with your idiotic idea. Even an evil Lord of Spaceballs understands the necessary of law, and order. The cops should keep their cars. Although I disagree...
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    How ironic, Bob Johnson, the Sheriff of...

    How ironic, Bob Johnson, the Sheriff of Rottingham, appeared on that 5 minute show with Bob's babbling blah blah blah bullshit banter. The insolent, irrelevant and probably irregular female wasn't on...
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    Their evil stench can be smelled well into the...

    Their evil stench can be smelled well into the bowels of Spaceball 1. Worse than when Barf the Mog defecated in the officer's head of the old Spaceball 1, coincidentally prior to that ship's...
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    What a fool, an imbecile, a Wish version of...

    What a fool, an imbecile, a Wish version of "Spaceballs the Dark Helmet."This atrocity has not gone unnoticed, a shall not be forgotten, unlike the bad behavior of certain members of law enforcement,...
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    Interesting new points by the author of the blog....

    Interesting new points by the author of the blog. However, I must remind all of you people that there is a similarly between Johnson and Watson, and two of my Spaceball "brothers""I ordered to comb...
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    Nitro Brutus, always remember evil will aways...

    Nitro Brutus, always remember evil will aways triumph, because good is dumb~Helmet
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    Happy Black History Month Blackcar~Helmet

    Happy Black History Month Blackcar~Helmet
  17. Thread: Fbi

    by Dark Helmet
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    Fbi

    I wonder if your Eric is shaking in his boots, or whitey titey nasties awaiting the call to join his brother? Those two diabolical dumb-dumbs will soon be in the care of cell mates named Bubba and...
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    I'm sad to say that Spaceball 1 went to plaid at...

    I'm sad to say that Spaceball 1 went to plaid at Ludicrous Speed, and got passed by an angry Trooper on his way to a Signal 4. Spaceball 1 was in the right lane, but we brake for nobody!

    This...
  19. Thread: Luggage

    by Dark Helmet
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    Luggage

    I saw a poster username of Anonymous12345. That's the stupidest username I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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    Rules are for Sissies

    With the new rules as set forth by LEOAFFAIRS Command, many of you have chosen to not to obtain a username. To me you're all too much like the Commander of Spaceball 1, Colonel Sandurz: CHICKEN! But...
  21. Thread: More News

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    More News

    Alas, more news about the two bad boys but notice, there is nothing about the former golden one except crickets. He most definitely needs the Schwartz to the Nutz.~Helmet
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    GOOD!! Next time Spaceball 1 is in your area,...

    GOOD!! Next time Spaceball 1 is in your area, I'll have you beamed up for a cup of coffee, made by Mr. Coffee, right next to Mr. Radar. By the way, you don't have to worry about rematerializing with...
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    Looks like Mod decided to undelete that thread...

    Looks like Mod decided to undelete that thread after all. Just forget I said anything. Carry on Assholes (by Assholes, I'm referring to those under my charge, the Asshole family that serves on the...
  24. Thread: News

    by Dark Helmet
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    News

    Have you lost your mind? Whats with you man? You have a body cam but yet you act like tyrannical ass! Normally this is a good thing in my realm, but for you? No! You got punished, big deal. My only...
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    FHP is too Uptight

    Even though it did not violate the terms of use, your Moderator deleted my post about the wonderful trooper that was "dancing." You are too upright. It's like being on Spaceball 1: I am surrounded by...
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    Assholes

    And I thought I had it bad aboard Spaceball 1 by being surrounded by Assholes, including Major Asshole. Well shhhhhhhhit!!

    At least I can fry the nuts of those who dare to go over my helmet! I do...
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    FHP Has Raw Talent

    Far more talent than the brothers I ordered to comb the desert, but they ain't found shit. Of course, they used an afro pic. Makes me want to play GTA. This guy is good, but remember GOOD IS DUMB....
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    FHP is a Dancing Fool

    Far more talent than the brothers I ordered to comb the desert, but they ain't found shit. Of course, they used an afro pic. Makes me want to play GTA. This guy is good, but good is dumb.....
  29. Thread: Bob

    by Dark Helmet
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    Bob's head is bigger than my own helmet. So big,...

    Bob's head is bigger than my own helmet. So big, in fact, that his head should have it's own moon orbiting it. At least he no longer has Haines in his shadow. If Bob came to a sudden halt, Haines...
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    I bet she gives GRRRRREAT helmet! ~ Helmet

    I bet she gives GRRRRREAT helmet! ~ Helmet
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    Skunks of an Odor

    As much as I like being a diabolical fiend surrounded by assholes, both of the Haines boys are skunks of an odor, like birds of a feather. How long will the brother's father's sister's cousin's...
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    May the Schwartz Be With You

    Look, I'm tired of getting phone calls about Spaceball 1's extended warranty. While I'm making a complaint with President Skroob, read this from Conjuring Justice. As you were~Helmet
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  33. Thread: No Arrests

    by Dark Helmet
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    You're wrong, for the 1st time for the last time,...

    You're wrong, for the 1st time for the last time, the son of the father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate Lonestar says~ Helmet
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    YouTube Video

    At last, Haines has been arrested, but Bob didn't discuss it. Instead, his Imperious Baldness spoke of something just as diabolical.

    Watch this, but with direction~Helmet
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