She's at it again!

Please take a moment and say a prayer for AS, she really needs our support. She has surrendered herself to HR today and is in the employee assistance program. After an evaluation, they have scheduled her Exorcism for Thursday. The biblical rains have been caused by the legion of demons in her soul. The leader of the demons in her soul Lucifer Pandorky has recently been spotted in human form. He is said to possess both male and female reproductive organs. AS first exhibited signs of possession when she changed into Ron Jeremy. On another note, a new based on reality police movie is set for release Christmas morning. It tells the story of our own Sgt. A/Lt Maverick. Ron Jeremy is playing Maverick. The title "Laying Pipe in the School Zone: Aye Papi". It's almost a love story.