I was driving along the road when I spied a cop car behind me, so I increased my speed to 80 mph, so did he and turned on the sirens and flashing lights, I then increased my speed to 100, so did he, I then increased my speed to 120, so did he, I thought damn, can't get rid of him, so pulled over.
He came up to my door and asked, What's the hurry?
I said my wife ran off with a policeman last year, I thought you were returning her.
