The quality of the applicants we attract

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Wednesday, December 13, 2006


Forties are bad.
Current mood: hot

Nick came over yesterday. We didn't have anything to do, so we applied to the Anne Arundel County, Baltimore City, And Ocean City Police Departments. That was fun. Then we looked at the USJobs website and I realized that I don't really want a job if they're not going to let me work my own schedule.

So we did what any self-respecting poor men do; Bought some forties and drank them from a brown paper bag. While listening to My Chemical Romance this conversation came up:

Nick: I like how everyone's married and we're twenty-four, unemployed, sitting in your mom's house, making up MySpace profiles, and drinking forties.

Rod: (After about twelve seconds) OH MY GOD! YOU'RE RIGHT!

Nick: Puts things into perspective doesn't it?

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