LEO Personality Breakdown

Narcotics Unit
Immediately grow facial hair; tell everybody you were ordered to.
Start watching every episode of Monster Garage.
Buy a biker wallet with a big chain.
Make every case involve overtime $$$.
Buy bunches of boats, RV's, and motorcycles with that overtime.
Learn to play golf drunk.

SWAT Unit
Wear team T-shirts, Oakley sunglasses and boots everyday.
Try to fit the word “breach” in to every conversation.
Have a mirror handy to check hair, if you have hair.
Never say hello to anyone who is not a member, just practice your SWAT head nod.
Subscribe to Soldier of Fortune & Muscle and Fitness magazines.
Learn to play golf wearing a gun.

Traffic Unit
Write tickets to EVERYBODY.
Spend every weekend cleaning your bike and polishing boots.
Annoy everyone on the radio calling out your stops.
Talk about nothing but how many tickets you wrote in one day.
Ride by a building with big windows to see your reflection.
Golf is lame, motor rodeos are cool.

Staff
Three-hour lunches everyday, tell everybody it's a "meeting".
Upgrade department cell phone every month.
Tell everybody you are published in a national law enforcement magazine.
Update your revenge list on a weekly basis.
Golf Rules! Play lots of golf.

Patrol Unit
Has nerves of steel.
In a terminal state of nausea from department politics.
Inability to keep mouth shut.
Has defining tastes in alcohol.
Is respected by peers.
Beats the crap out of his caddy on any bogeyed shot

C.I.D.
Come in at 0800
"Breakfast" from 0815 to 1030
Work from 1030 to Noon
Lunch from Noon to 1400
From 1400-1700, sit around in CID and talk about how many girlfriends you have and how the wife doesn't know. Plan your next vacation, cruise, RV, fishing, or motorcycle trip.

Patrol Sergeant
Remembers very well "how we used to do it."
Always willing to tell his officers the above.
Tries to fit the word "liability" in to every sentence.
Talks about "what he's hearing from upstairs."

Recruit Officer
Unable to grow facial hair.
Watches every episode of Cops.
Worships the ground the SWAT guys walk on.
Arrives for work three hours early.
Thinks the sergeant is thrilled to see him.
Won't drink on the golf course because it violates the open container ordinance.

Communications Center
The receiver of various important/unimportant written and spoken data, from numerous entities throughout the department that dont necessarily work in harmony.
With our alliances through sworn/nonsworn personnel via marriage,friendships, etc. from both within CPD, through other agencies in and around Pinellas County, we are usually IN THE KNOW.
Those sworn personnel that harbor some animosity toward us in any way, shape or form, should reach out to us and not judge the com ctr on the actions of a few.
WE ARE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU!
When on the job, just tell us where you are, and we will make sure your backup won't be far. ..................

Communications Center
The receiver of various important/unimportant written and spoken data, from numerous entities throughout the department that dont necessarily work in harmony.
With our alliances through sworn/nonsworn personnel via marriage,friendships, etc. from both within CPD, through other agencies in and around Pinellas County, we are usually IN THE KNOW.
Those sworn personnel that harbor some animosity toward us in any way, shape or form, should reach out to us and not judge the com ctr on the actions of a few.
WE ARE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU!
When on the job, just tell us where you are, and we will make sure your backup won't be far. ..................

Now that was very, very, very well put. Frickin' beautiful!!!!!! :) :)