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05-11-2021, 03:37 PM
I haven't seen a motorman riding the streets in months where are they hiding

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05-11-2021, 06:14 PM
I haven't seen a motorman riding the streets in months where are they hiding
Chillin at their girlfriends house in the nice cold ac and occasionally running out for a haircut and eyebrow wax job...

Unregistered
05-11-2021, 06:47 PM
This is coming from a road patrol hater hiding under a tree. Go handle the domestic that your ducking thats holding in your zone.

Unregistered
05-11-2021, 08:48 PM
Ok motor man! You wrote tickets and handle the occasional accident when your not 10-6 on a 73. You know nothing of police work or how a tree is now a road guys best friend!

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05-11-2021, 09:27 PM
This is coming from a road patrol hater hiding under a tree. Go handle the domestic that your ducking thats holding in your zone.
Go get your sphincter bleached and eyebrows waxed fruitcake

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05-11-2021, 10:32 PM
Don’t worry about where we are hiding. Handle your calls. While your at it handle the signal 4’s too. Got to go your girlfriends are calling.

Unregistered
05-12-2021, 01:24 AM
Go get your sphincter bleached and eyebrows waxed fruitcake

Thats hot...🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

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05-12-2021, 02:05 AM
All done with your girlfriends. We’re where we oh yeah where are the motormen. Well we are on the way to your moms house now. Go back to handling calls.

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05-12-2021, 10:51 AM
Go get your sphincter bleached and eyebrows waxed fruitcake
Do they get a discount while in uniform? I mean the sphincter bleaching I imagine they get unclothed?

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05-12-2021, 03:23 PM
Do they get a discount while in uniform? I mean the sphincter bleaching I imagine they get unclothed?
Yes..and free slurpees

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05-12-2021, 05:05 PM
What is your problem with the motor unit? Nobody is doing anything at the moment, ¾ of the road deputies are sitting under a tree watching movies and you want the motor unit to stick their necks out in today's climate, for what? If you want to be that idiot that puts his family's livelihood on the line, then knock yourself out. But know this, you are not just putting your family on the line you're putting every deputy's family that has to back you up on the line too! I would never want to be in the motor unit, but I for one say I'm ok if I don't see them. Use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Unregistered
05-12-2021, 05:25 PM
They are on Griffin road in Cooper City writing up soccer moms and working people!

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05-12-2021, 07:47 PM
They are on Griffin road in Cooper City writing up soccer moms and working people!

^^^^^THIS^^^^^

How cute, hiding in the bushes and pouncing.

Unregistered
05-12-2021, 07:58 PM
What is your problem with the motor unit? Nobody is doing anything at the moment, ¾ of the road deputies are sitting under a tree watching movies and you want the motor unit to stick their necks out in today's climate, for what? If you want to be that idiot that puts his family's livelihood on the line, then knock yourself out. But know this, you are not just putting your family on the line you're putting every deputy's family that has to back you up on the line too! I would never want to be in the motor unit, but I for one say I'm ok if I don't see them. Use your head for something other than a hat rack.
Just a question?
Don't have roid rage

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05-12-2021, 08:02 PM
I haven't seen a motorman riding the streets in months where are they hiding

Their new name is Lumberjacks or Oak Ridge Boys. They’ve all joined tree force. Step back and recognize tree force rules!!!!!!!!!

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05-12-2021, 08:46 PM
What is your problem with the motor unit? Nobody is doing anything at the moment, ¾ of the road deputies are sitting under a tree watching movies and you want the motor unit to stick their necks out in today's climate, for what? If you want to be that idiot that puts his family's livelihood on the line, then knock yourself out. But know this, you are not just putting your family on the line you're putting every deputy's family that has to back you up on the line too! I would never want to be in the motor unit, but I for one say I'm ok if I don't see them. Use your head for something other than a hat rack.

I dont care where they are hiding, but come on pu$$y boys answer up when a sig 4 comes out so I dont have to pause my movie…

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05-13-2021, 05:42 AM
I dont care where they are hiding, but come on pu$$y boys answer up when a sig 4 comes out so I dont have to pause my movie…

Santa said some of them who went rogue left bso altogether and joined the Central Park Rangers. They only did it after he put them on the naughty list.

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05-13-2021, 05:47 AM
Their new name is Lumberjacks or Oak Ridge Boys. They’ve all joined tree force. Step back and recognize tree force rules!!!!!!!!!

Tree Force does rule and yes they have joined the force.

Unregistered
05-13-2021, 06:17 AM
They are on Griffin road in Cooper City writing up soccer moms and working people!

They were all warnings.

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05-13-2021, 01:41 PM
They were all warnings.

I even got a few phone number’s, they got some Milf’s out here!!!!

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05-13-2021, 04:43 PM
I have a friend who works at festival flea mkt. She says some motorman comes in in his Santa Claus 🎅 boots and gets manicure 💅 💅..now thats cute

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05-14-2021, 05:48 PM
I have a friend who works at festival flea mkt. She says some motorman comes in in his Santa Claus 🎅 boots and gets manicure 💅 💅..now thats cute
That's hot.

Unregistered
05-16-2021, 03:13 AM
Doing funeral escorts and training unlike you shade tree security slugs.

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05-16-2021, 02:55 PM
Doing funeral escorts and training unlike you shade tree security slugs.
Training? 😃😃😃
Now thats funny!!!

Unregistered
05-16-2021, 07:40 PM
Quit whining about the motormen hiding. You're probably the same one posting about us hiding, and you would be correct, we all should be hiding and staying out of the way of the wrecking ball. They have two wheels instead of four, so what? We have each other's back, or at least we had better. Let's all get on the same page and stay completely out of any type of law enforcement work whatsoever and just focus on going home unscathed. We have to do this together. At this point, all we have are one another and our families...so we need to focus on one another and our families. If the motormen are indeed hiding, I commend them. They will survive longer.

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05-17-2021, 09:33 PM
Quit whining about the motormen hiding. You're probably the same one posting about us hiding, and you would be correct, we all should be hiding and staying out of the way of the wrecking ball. They have two wheels instead of four, so what? We have each other's back, or at least we had better. Let's all get on the same page and stay completely out of any type of law enforcement work whatsoever and just focus on going home unscathed. We have to do this together. At this point, all we have are one another and our families...so we need to focus on one another and our families. If the motormen are indeed hiding, I commend them. They will survive longer.

If it’s not to much to ask, you think you can come out of hiding put the bagel down and handle a F’in S-4????

Unregistered
05-18-2021, 01:37 AM
Anyplace that avoids them from doing work like tickets or crashes... just check their stats... deputies on the road write more tickets

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05-18-2021, 03:35 AM
Anyplace that avoids them from doing work like tickets or crashes... just check their stats... deputies on the road write more tickets

I call BS! Road Patrol rather go to Dairy Queen for free ice cream and Chik Fil A!

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05-19-2021, 02:24 AM
I dont care where they are hiding, but come on pu$$y boys answer up when a sig 4 comes out so I dont have to pause my movie…
You wear a deputies badge just like everyone else.

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05-25-2021, 01:10 PM
We here in Tamarac are proactive..we are bagging the old folks in kings point..

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05-25-2021, 07:41 PM
There out doing escorts and such. Most get about 100 hours of OT a month.

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05-25-2021, 11:13 PM
There out doing escorts and such. Most get about 100 hours of OT a month.
Well it cost to get your eyebrow and sphincter groomed!!!

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05-25-2021, 11:34 PM
We here in Tamarac are proactive..we are bagging the old folks in kings point..

I saw a few motor pussies in Tamarac sniffing each other’s motorcycle seat. I walked over and asked WTF…The response was we sniff for that special sweaty taint smell this is how we know which bike is ours. Happy sniffing!

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05-26-2021, 04:18 AM
Someone still worrying about motors! Show us where motors hurt you. Just a slug cry baby.