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Unregistered1245
04-06-2017, 03:51 PM
How is she doing ? She was having lunch behind the dumpsters in the tables when attacked

Unregistered
04-06-2017, 04:03 PM
How is she doing ? She was having lunch behind the dumpsters in the tables when attacked

Sailor relax. That's an order. I had a great ol aboard the sub who thought he was a rabbit. He was rabbit gerbil. Easter is coming soon. Let there be rabbits and rabbis. When my portfolio fell under 1.2 million back in days I'd soon forget, I too ate lunch in a dumpster.

Unregistered
04-06-2017, 04:05 PM
Sailor relax. That's an order. I had a gerbil aboard the sub who thought he was a rabbit. He was rabbit gerbil. Easter is coming soon. Let there be rabbits and rabbis. When my portfolio fell under 1.2 million back in days I'd soon forget, I too ate lunch in a dumpster.

Sorry about the Miami High valedictorian spelling.

Unregistered
04-06-2017, 04:38 PM
Sailor relax. That's an order. I had a great ol aboard the sub who thought he was a rabbit. He was rabbit gerbil. Easter is coming soon. Let there be rabbits and rabbis. When my portfolio fell under 1.2 million back in days I'd soon forget, I too ate lunch in a dumpster.

Hey asshole, no one cares about your fake sailor stories. Why don't you do us all a favor and shove them up your ass.

Unregistered
04-06-2017, 06:15 PM
So did the raccoon die or did the euthanize the dispatcher to see if the raccoon need a series of rabies shots.

Unregistered
04-06-2017, 10:23 PM
Rumors have it that Ortiz is the one that bit her and they are blaming the raccoon to cover it up.

Unregistered
04-06-2017, 10:31 PM
Rumors have it that Ortiz is the one that bit her and they are blaming the raccoon to cover it up.

It's always Ortiz's fault

Unregistered
04-07-2017, 04:27 PM
Hey asshole, no one cares about your fake sailor stories. Why don't you do us all a favor and shove them up your ass.


FAKE??!! You SOB. I have done more under the surface of the world's oceans that you've had wet dreams. FAME??!! No crimrnat all four five consecutive months. FAKE??!! 46% reduction in crime from the time i took over until I left for the Chicago PD job. FAKE??!! HALO over the Balkans with kitchen utensils, pots, pans, and spices in order to set up a welcoming field camp of trusted agents. YOU WILL STAND DOWN SAILOR. THAT'S AN ORDER!

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 01:34 AM
She is doing much better she was given shots, th racon taken and euthanized. She is now suing the the city.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 01:00 PM
She is doing much better she was given shots, th racon taken and euthanized. She is now suing the the city.

Damned, I was hoping it was the other way around and the raccoon was the survivor.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 01:05 PM
She is doing much better she was given shots, th racon taken and euthanized. She is now suing the the city.

Suing the city for what that's the most ridiculous statement ever. What the city do make her eat outside, bought a picnic table, sorry must be that they employeed her.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 01:46 PM
Suing the city for what that's the most ridiculous statement ever. What the city do make her eat outside, bought a picnic table, sorry must be that they employeed her.

Blame ortiz. The raccoon was his personal pet. We know it belong to Ortiz because the raccoon was wearing a Rolex

Guest322
04-08-2017, 03:42 PM
Who expects to eat lunch outside and get viciously attached by a raccoon with rabbies. The city is on the hook for not removing this animal which posed a health hazard and safety concern for all.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 04:06 PM
FAKE??!! You SOB. I have done more under the surface of the world's oceans that you've had wet dreams. FAME??!! No crimrnat all four five consecutive months. FAKE??!! 46% reduction in crime from the time i took over until I left for the Chicago PD job. FAKE??!! HALO over the Balkans with kitchen utensils, pots, pans, and spices in order to set up a welcoming field camp of trusted agents. YOU WILL STAND DOWN SAILOR. THAT'S AN ORDER!

Still trying to impress us with your lies or yourself? Ron, cook's don't get HALO trained. They don't even get airborne trained. Especially sub cooks. Your know Ronald, people here looked into your Chicago P.D. claims, again another lie and (I), we looked into you classified??? military claims. Best lie to date from you. You do know a copy of your DD-214 has made it's round thru out the department. Once you applied here. It became, a public record and anyone can request it under the freedom of information act. All they black out is your SSN#, home address. The police department CAN NOT black out your MOS, duty stations, awards or any training you have and if your DD-214 was really classified. The department wouldn't have a copy and look here one is. Honestly, is there a boy toy here. You have the hot's for? So, I guess you are the so-called BUTCH in any relationship to trying to get going? Just man up and take the dude out to a nice dinner. Make him feel special and before you know it. He'll have you squealing like a pig.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 05:04 PM
FAKE??!! You SOB. I have done more under the surface of the world's oceans that you've had wet dreams. FAME??!! No crimrnat all four five consecutive months. FAKE??!! 46% reduction in crime from the time i took over until I left for the Chicago PD job. FAKE??!! HALO over the Balkans with kitchen utensils, pots, pans, and spices in order to set up a welcoming field camp of trusted agents. YOU WILL STAND DOWN SAILOR. THAT'S AN ORDER!

Take your lies, Sailor stand down bullsh*t and blow them out your ass.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 10:47 PM
Take your lies, Sailor stand down bullsh*t and blow them out your ass.

I am a rock and roll star with a very bright future. This submarine has been turned around, the ballast gas been blown, and I am surfacing. Stand down sailor that's an order.

Unregistered
04-08-2017, 10:51 PM
I am a rock and roll star with a very bright future. This submarine has been turned around, the ballast gas been blown, and I am surfacing. Stand down sailor that's an order.

Give it a rest, no one wants to hear about all the Navy references or lying bullsh*t you are slinging. Stand down sailor and blow it out your ass!

Guest128
04-11-2017, 07:41 PM
When was this

Unregistered
04-12-2017, 02:34 PM
Did the raccoon at least get a police escort at his funeral?