new promotion

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drama continues at mspd. chief promotes a neanderthal who is the worst example of a leader next to the mayor and city manager a few days on the job stirs the crap pot and gets someone relieved of duty in disbelief. some of you had to nerve to criticize the last sergeant promotions but remain mum with this one. unreal ee will bring down shift in flames

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Well buddy, what did you think was going to happen?
You your reputation as an insubordinate Hemorrhoid gets there before you do, it was only a matter of time before someone applied the Preparation H! ! !
Don't waste your time trying to rally the troops to support you; your hole, your shovel!

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I'll save some preparation H for you. I'm not the only organizational hemorrhoid this department has had to deal with. Throwing stones in a glass house?

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I want to work for him.

-Said Nobody

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Hey Sgt, for your information only: A traffic collision, also known as a motor vehicle collision, occurs when a vehicle collides with another vehicle, pedestrian, animal, road debris, or other stationary obstruction, such as a tree or utility pole. Traffic collisions may result in injury, death and property damage.

Who was behind the wheel when the damaged occurred?

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I was told State Farm is hiring vehicle inspectors. With your brain and that eye of a tiger vision you possess, you could be employee of the month in no time.

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Hello my name is Erik Estok, newly appointed Sergeant for the Miami Springs Police Department. I am a 13 year veteran who has worked midnight shift my entire career. I have done nothing in my career other than and complain about everything in this city!! I am a egomaniac, narcissistic, hypocritical POS. Let me wow you with my first week accomplishments as a Sergeant. 1) my second day on the job I had an officer relieved of duty because I just ain-t man enough to deal with that person individually. 2). That same week I crashed a squad car in the police parking lot and failed to report it, most likely cause I didn-t want to take a drug test that would show I-m a junkie. The best part is I tried to blame the accident on my fellow officers rather than accept responsibility for it. Thank you chief for not listening to all the officers who told you not to promote me!

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Sgt. Untouchable will get by probation just fine. Capt. Incompetent and Lt. Red has his 6.

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E is the new golden child. Captain Playstation is his gaming partner by day, Sgt. Anheuser Busch has ****tails with him at night.

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don't worry he won't be a menace on the road for very long sergeant goth will have him in the detective bureau in no time.

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Wow! ! ! !
Damned good thing that the MDFD is in the same building.
I hope that they have some anti-venom at hand in the building with the loose snakes in the MSPD.

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Truth telling snakes.

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So the number 1 trash talker now becomes the flavor of the week. Karma at its finest. Theres only TRUTH telling snakes here buddy, you should try it sometime.

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Frankenstein's son can't handle the heat, called out sick like a little child. Cleaning out your system? I heard HR is looking for ya.

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So the number 1 trash talker now becomes the flavor of the week. Karma at its finest. Theres only TRUTH telling snakes here buddy, you should try it sometime.

Yeap; snakes, cold blooded, slithering, sneaky poisonous snakes.

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Captain Halo and Lt. Woody's will not let Sergeant Abominable Snowman get in trouble. They are his guardian angels.

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The administration pulled the tapes from the surveillance cameras. We might have a new promotion to replace the most recent.

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The administration pulled the tapes from the surveillance cameras. We might have a new promotion to replace the most recent.

Will the surveillance tapes show proof Big Foot was tip toeing through the parking lot? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Predicting the tape will somehow go "missing" any bets? Goon squad is backing him. Andre the Giant will be victorious.

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Predicting the tape will somehow go "missing" any bets? Goon squad is backing him. Andre the Giant will be victorious.

no bets needed tape will never see the light of day

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Coca coca but not talking about cola

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FOP looking into random drug testing.

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FOP looking into random drug testing.

Random drug testing? "Let's make MSPD great again" "You're fired"
-Trump

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Sex, drugs and rock n roll! Mspd's new motto!

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Booger sugar generally stays in your system for about 2-4 days.

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Booger sugar generally stays in your system for about 2-4 days.

So basically I can enjoy my weekend and come back to work fresh as a daisy, crash a car and get away with it?

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even the untouchable andre got nipped karma fears no one time will tell

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Crackhead 1, Seargent 0

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Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmm baaaaaaack!