PDA

View Full Version : Performance Evaluation True Meaning



Unregistered
08-24-2015, 09:06 AM
1. OUTGOUNG PERSONALITY - Always Going Out Of The Office

2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able To Bullshit

3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends Lots Of Time On Phone

4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too Ugly To Get A Date

5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - Drinks A Lot

6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody Knows What He/She Does

7. QUICK THINKING - Offers Plausible Excuses

8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't Make A Decision

9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets Someone Else To Do It

10. EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL - Speaks English

11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - Anit Picker

12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Is Tall Or Has A Louder Voice

13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD IN JUDGEMENT - Lucky

14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows A Lot Of Dirty Jokes

15. CAREER MINDED - BACK STABBER

16. LOYAL - Can't Get A Job Anyshere Else

17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ ADVANCEMENT - Buys A Drink For All The Boys

18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets To Work On Time

19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps At Desk