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Thomas Paine
08-17-2015, 09:36 PM
One of the primary rules of kissing ass is to get rid of that disgusting after-taste. Goldtooth has always been disgusting so scratch,that one. If you, don't enjoy,what you do, you'll never do it well. As a result you may have to do some creative lying (easy for evil doers). A,professional ass kisser has to rely on their skills of anal
Osculation. What's wrong with creative excuses and kissing ass if it get you out of a jam? Who cares how many. People it hurts. After all some people like to get their ass kissed and some like to kiss ass. If you like both you could be transanal. Why feel guilty, just pucker up and osculate that ass you might get lucky and lick some hole. To be continued.

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