Is this a bribe or just an incentive ?

[Thomas Paine]

Goldtooth and commander pimpernel are having a big community policing event Friday the 13th complete with food and entertainment. All off/duty PO's who attend will be given comp time. This seems to beg the question. Other HPD personnel are not worthy of being bribed, Opps, I meant given incentive to attend. I bet the command staff will be there and a couple of butt suckers who we all know. Don't forget to RSVP so commander pimpernel can make up an ass kissing list for those who attend. I betcha those who don't attend will end up on the "FECAL LIST". I betcha the city manager better be there or he might start getting traffic cit's. We would go but could'nt find an extra large gas mask.

Your most humble servants, Thomas Paine, Po-po poet, command pimp

[Thomas Paine]

Dear chief invite the inmates who work around the station maybe you could give them some gain time. Don't forget to check the dumpsters for other supporters.

[doc justice]

He lives. Thank God. I thought they had discovered your identity, and had you on the fecal list, as you say.