UnregisteredThomas Paine
08-09-2014, 03:11 AM
Secret meeting with the chief and lt. DeJohn:
Chief, "come in and sit down" DeJohn "thanks chief".
Chief " what's this I hear that you want to be capt?" DeJohn "why yes
Very much so. Exuse me while I wipe my balls across your desk." Chief "that sure is positive outside the box thinking I like that type of thought in my comand staff. Do you have any other ideas that will bring this dept forward?" DeJohn "of
Course I get a hard on just thinking about it." Chief "you know my door is always open for any type of problems you may
Have". DeJohn "well chief there is one problem kind'a personal" chief "well I'm only here to help any way I can. What is it?"
DeJohn "well chief I have this envious problem thinking all the other officer's ****s are bigger than mine." Chief " well that
Might be a problem but I'll look into it and get back to you. DeJohn "thank chief I don't want anyone around here being a
Bigger **** than me." Chief I can see your on the right career path moving up."
Chief, "come in and sit down" DeJohn "thanks chief".
Chief " what's this I hear that you want to be capt?" DeJohn "why yes
Very much so. Exuse me while I wipe my balls across your desk." Chief "that sure is positive outside the box thinking I like that type of thought in my comand staff. Do you have any other ideas that will bring this dept forward?" DeJohn "of
Course I get a hard on just thinking about it." Chief "you know my door is always open for any type of problems you may
Have". DeJohn "well chief there is one problem kind'a personal" chief "well I'm only here to help any way I can. What is it?"
DeJohn "well chief I have this envious problem thinking all the other officer's ****s are bigger than mine." Chief " well that
Might be a problem but I'll look into it and get back to you. DeJohn "thank chief I don't want anyone around here being a
Bigger **** than me." Chief I can see your on the right career path moving up."