Oui oui

One day while at homestead PD
Walking down the hall I had to pee
Arriving at the urinal
I pulled down my zipper
In gleeful bliss
Because of old age I started to piss
Suddenly this detective walked in by me
In the urinal he did not pee
He was looking down at my oui oui
Help! Help! I shouted the chief rushed in
He said because of sexual orientation I don't descriminate
Because it's a tune to bias and sexual hate