Staff Members Told to Stand Down

Staff members at Thursdays rally were told to stand down once it was realized that their handcuffs were rusted shut due to non use and dust. The staff attempted to go buy some WD40 but when a certain staff member got to the store they could not read the cans very well and brought back a can of Winn Dixie cooking spray. Ya got to love the staff at MPD.

Staff members at Thursdays rally were told to stand down once it was realized that their handcuffs were rusted shut due to non use and dust. The staff attempted to go buy some WD40 but when a certain staff member got to the store they could not read the cans very well and brought back a can of Winn Dixie cooking spray. Ya got to love the staff at MPD.
I HEARD THAT THEY ALL GRABBED SHOT GUNS, BUT WHEN WENT TO LOAD THEM, THEY HAD FORGOTTEN THAT THEY HAD STUFFED THEIR SHOTGUN ROUND BOXES WITH CUBAN CRAFTERS CIGARS :devil: