MGPD SWAT

I'm hearing you guys are finally getting a team approved by the brass, what are the details?

I'm hearing you guys are finally getting a team approved by the brass, what are the details?

Well, we are all ecstatic that Sweetwater PD Chief JM will be teaching it!

Just make sure you don't shake his hand there's a lot of talk going around the law enforcement community about him having masturbated his brothers K-9 till it blew it's load, then used the semen to have a vet artificially inseminate his personally owned female dog, so he could sell the puppies. This guy has always been a dirt bag looking to make easy cash.

Just make sure you don't shake his hand there's a lot of talk going around the law enforcement community about him having masturbated his brothers K-9 till it blew it's load, then used the semen to have a vet artificially inseminate his personally owned female dog, so he could sell the puppies. This guy has always been a dirt bag looking to make easy cash.

Of course you can shake hands with JM, he donned veterinarian approved latex gloves for the K9 husbandry procedure! No, JM did not masturbate IM's issued SPD K9, he did however arouse it to the point the male dog was eager to mount his female Malinois. There was no artificial insemination, it was all natural to ensure strict quality control impregnation!

By the way, has PM been named COP yet?

Did that gorilla really jerk off a police dog? WTF is that!!!

There's a story going around the county that you guys are going to join the multi agency swat team with NMB and Aventura, what are the details?