The real issue

Ladies and Gentlemen, please wake up and realize the grave and disturbing matter is the direction this country is heading. Dennis Rodman wants the noble peace prize because of his meeting with that maniac who leads North Korea. Jay Z has suddenly become fond of Che Guevara and our commander and chief is spending millions traveling the globe and visiting Mr. Mandela when maybe he should be curtailing expenses. We are in trouble in a much larger scale.