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04-30-2013, 05:28 PM
The City of Sweetwater Florida is a small rundown and very corrupt municipality located in Miami Florida and its main street is West Flagler Street and 107th Avenue.

Recently, they've installed photo cameras there for the purpose of taking advantage of anyone who has to go past a red light. Needless to say, the victims of these "photo-based citations" get a citation in the mail. Avoid going through the intersection of West Flagler St and 107 Ave and try to steer clear of the City of Sweetwater Florida if you can. Their city limits can be found on Wikipedia under the heading of Sweetwater Florida.

The City of Sweetwater Florida "court" is a 12 x 20 foot hot and stuffy room that's overcrowded with over 30 victims of their police and photo-issued tickets at any given time. That "court" is located on the 3rd floor (top floor) at their "city hall", which is just another rundown 1970s all-in-one city hall/court/police station located at the address of 500 SW 109 Avenue.

Also, the City of Sweetwater Florida police station themselves at any street with their lights on and lie in wait for anyone who's ignorant of the "move over" law, and give them a ticket should they drive past them without having moved 1 lane over or slowed down at least 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

The City of Sweetwater Florida police department is uncaring and unforgiving, so don't expect to be giving a 2nd chance by any of them. They are just there for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only: To rake in money for their run down municipality and department via the citations they issue, and to meet their citation quotas of course.

05-01-2013, 03:36 AM
The Florida Department of Law Enforcement should investigate this!

05-01-2013, 01:30 PM
Just so u know , there is no quota lol

05-01-2013, 04:37 PM
Of course not!

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/ind ... 18.21.html (http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&Search_String=&URL=0300-0399/0318/Sections/0318.21.html)

2.?If the violation occurred within a municipality, 50.8 percent shall be paid to that municipality and 5.6 percent shall be deposited into the fine and forfeiture trust fund established pursuant to s. 142.01.

05-02-2013, 02:31 AM
The City of Sweetwater Florida is a small rundown and very corrupt municipality located in Miami Florida and its main street is West Flagler Street and 107th Avenue.

Recently, they've installed photo cameras there for the purpose of taking advantage of anyone who has to go past a red light. Needless to say, the victims of these "photo-based citations" get a citation in the mail. Avoid going through the intersection of West Flagler St and 107 Ave and try to steer clear of the City of Sweetwater Florida if you can. Their city limits can be found on Wikipedia under the heading of Sweetwater Florida.

The City of Sweetwater Florida "court" is a 12 x 20 foot hot and stuffy room that's overcrowded with over 30 victims of their police and photo-issued tickets at any given time. That "court" is located on the 3rd floor (top floor) at their "city hall", which is just another rundown 1970s all-in-one city hall/court/police station located at the address of 500 SW 109 Avenue.

Also, the City of Sweetwater Florida police station themselves at any street with their lights on and lie in wait for anyone who's ignorant of the "move over" law, and give them a ticket should they drive past them without having moved 1 lane over or slowed down at least 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

The City of Sweetwater Florida police department is uncaring and unforgiving, so don't expect to be giving a 2nd chance by any of them. They are just there for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only: To rake in money for their run down municipality and department via the citations they issue, and to meet their citation quotas of course.

Glad to know scumbag criminals like you know not to come here, because you won't be forgiven by the police. They'll put you in the box you belong in or beat the shit outta you like you deserve. Go play in the county or try doral scumbag! :devil:

06-03-2013, 09:55 PM
The City of Sweetwater Florida is a small rundown and very corrupt municipality located in Miami Florida and its main street is West Flagler Street and 107th Avenue.

Recently, they've installed photo cameras there for the purpose of taking advantage of anyone who has to go past a red light. Needless to say, the victims of these "photo-based citations" get a citation in the mail. Avoid going through the intersection of West Flagler St and 107 Ave and try to steer clear of the City of Sweetwater Florida if you can. Their city limits can be found on Wikipedia under the heading of Sweetwater Florida.

The City of Sweetwater Florida "court" is a 12 x 20 foot hot and stuffy room that's overcrowded with over 30 victims of their police and photo-issued tickets at any given time. That "court" is located on the 3rd floor (top floor) at their "city hall", which is just another rundown 1970s all-in-one city hall/court/police station located at the address of 500 SW 109Avenue.



Go play in the county or in doral you loser? Don't hate us because the county or doral didn't picked you up. keep playing in your 2 miles city while the county and doral do police work. Loser!
Also, the City of Sweetwater Florida police station themselves at any street with their lights on and lie in wait for anyone who's ignorant of the "move over" law, and give them a ticket should they drive past them without having moved 1 lane over or slowed down at least 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

The City of Sweetwater Florida police department is uncaring and unforgiving, so don't expect to be giving a 2nd chance by any of them. They are just there for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only: To rake in money for their run down municipality and department via the citations they issue, and to meet their citation quotas of course.

Glad to know scumbag criminals like you know not to come here, because you won't be forgiven by the police. They'll put you in the box you belong in or beat the shit outta you like you deserve. Go play in the county or try doral scumbag! :devil:

06-14-2013, 08:53 PM
The red light thieving scam at Flagler and 107 Avenue is coming to end!

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/ ... o_make.php (http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/06/rick_scott_signs_bill_to_make.php)

08-07-2013, 05:43 AM
The public's perception just got worse thanks to the thieving mayor...ˇESTAFADOR!

08-07-2013, 02:24 PM
A City founded by midgets returns to their roots. The Nation's youngest Mayor at the ripe old age of 4 may actually be considering a run for the Mayorship of the city of 'Not So SWEETwater.' Apparently the only money this kid embezzles comes in seven different colors!!!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08 ... -as-mayor/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/05/tina-minnesota-town-re-elects-adorable-4-year-old-as-mayor/)

08-07-2013, 07:58 PM
A city founded by Russian midgets, now run by mental midgets.

09-16-2013, 01:03 PM
The City of Sweetwater Florida is a small rundown and very corrupt municipality located in Miami Florida and its main street is West Flagler Street and 107th Avenue.

Recently, they've installed photo cameras there for the purpose of taking advantage of anyone who has to go past a red light. Needless to say, the victims of these "photo-based citations" get a citation in the mail. Avoid going through the intersection of West Flagler St and 107 Ave and try to steer clear of the City of Sweetwater Florida if you can. Their city limits can be found on Wikipedia under the heading of Sweetwater Florida.

The City of Sweetwater Florida "court" is a 12 x 20 foot hot and stuffy room that's overcrowded with over 30 victims of their police and photo-issued tickets at any given time. That "court" is located on the 3rd floor (top floor) at their "city hall", which is just another rundown 1970s all-in-one city hall/court/police station located at the address of 500 SW 109 Avenue.

Also, the City of Sweetwater Florida police station themselves at any street with their lights on and lie in wait for anyone who's ignorant of the "move over" law, and give them a ticket should they drive past them without having moved 1 lane over or slowed down at least 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

The City of Sweetwater Florida police department is uncaring and unforgiving, so don't expect to be giving a 2nd chance by any of them. They are just there for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only: To rake in money for their run down municipality and department via the citations they issue, and to meet their citation quotas of course.

Glad to know scumbag criminals like you know not to come here, because you won't be forgiven by the police. They'll put you in the box you belong in or beat the shit outta you like you deserve. Go play in the county or try doral scumbag! :devil:

This is so funny whoever wrote this because the City of Sweetwater has been in the news so many times. Corrupt politicians, your mayor getting arrested, your police officers the worse in South Florida. You make Opa Locka look good.

Your officers abuse their powers, they are a bunch of bullies with badges. You lie, you cheat, you violate civil rights.

Criminals know not to go there? I think criminals know that if they go there, they are given a badge and a gun.

11-13-2013, 11:54 PM
The City of Sweetwater Florida is a small rundown and very corrupt municipality located in Miami Florida and its main street is West Flagler Street and 107th Avenue.

Recently, they've installed photo cameras there for the purpose of taking advantage of anyone who has to go past a red light. Needless to say, the victims of these "photo-based citations" get a citation in the mail. Avoid going through the intersection of West Flagler St and 107 Ave and try to steer clear of the City of Sweetwater Florida if you can. Their city limits can be found on Wikipedia under the heading of Sweetwater Florida.

The City of Sweetwater Florida "court" is a 12 x 20 foot hot and stuffy room that's overcrowded with over 30 victims of their police and photo-issued tickets at any given time. That "court" is located on the 3rd floor (top floor) at their "city hall", which is just another rundown 1970s all-in-one city hall/court/police station located at the address of 500 SW 109 Avenue.

Also, the City of Sweetwater Florida police station themselves at any street with their lights on and lie in wait for anyone who's ignorant of the "move over" law, and give them a ticket should they drive past them without having moved 1 lane over or slowed down at least 20 mph below the posted speed limit.

The City of Sweetwater Florida police department is uncaring and unforgiving, so don't expect to be giving a 2nd chance by any of them. They are just there for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only: To rake in money for their run down municipality and department via the citations they issue, and to meet their citation quotas of course.

Glad to know scumbag criminals like you know not to come here, because you won't be forgiven by the police. They'll put you in the box you belong in or beat the shit outta you like you deserve. Go play in the county or try doral scumbag! :devil:

This is so funny whoever wrote this because the City of Sweetwater has been in the news so many times. Corrupt politicians, your mayor getting arrested, your police officers the worse in South Florida. You make Opa Locka look good.

Your officers abuse their powers, they are a bunch of bullies with badges. You lie, you cheat, you violate civil rights.

Criminals know not to go there? I think criminals know that if they go there, they are given a badge and a gun.
What do you expect when you give a badge and gun to losers who will do the job for free just to be able to say I'm a cop. The people who apply at Sweetwater do so because they were rejected everywhere else due to their background or mental health. Your agency is the joke of south florida law enforcement so I wouldn't talk about the county or doral which are places that actually screen candidates and oh yea they pay their officers to do the job.

11-14-2013, 04:51 AM
my question is why do you hide behind a computer ? sweetwater this sweetwater that you are a b..................... looser :roll: :evil:

11-15-2013, 01:19 AM
my question is why do you hide behind a computer ? sweetwater this sweetwater that you are a b..................... looser :roll: :evil:




No one in this forum EVER EVER signs there name, why??? Oh yeah NO BALLS!!

11-15-2013, 03:10 PM
[quote="b.......":1yxivmcf]my question is why do you hide behind a computer ? sweetwater this sweetwater that you are a b..................... looser :roll: :evil:




No one in this forum EVER EVER signs there name, why??? Oh yeah NO BALLS!![/quote:1yxivmcf]
So I guess since you didn't sign your name also that means you lack a pair of balls too??? Lol Sweetwater IQ you got to love it

11-15-2013, 03:37 PM
looser??? LMFAO I got paid a salary to go to the academy as a recruit you rejects don't even get paid to be police officers (disgrace that you are allowed to have the title) your equipment sucks, your "SWAT" school is also the joke of south florida law enforcement as are the tards whom run it, your officers are the most unprofessional walking cluster f**ks I have ever seen in uniform, so you have no place talking about a real police department like the county. I got on here to see the status of the house cleaning going on at your agency and found the comment one of you dorks posted about my peeps so in closing MDPD is more qualified and has more resources to deal with scumbags than your sorry excuse for a police department ever has or will, you loosers aren't even good enough to shine our boots.

11-18-2013, 05:23 PM
We shine no one’s boots and we take umbrage with your characterization of our elite SWAT, led by a nationally recognized SWAT operator and instructor, with thousands of hours in SWAT training and engagements. Advice, eschew envy for it is one of the original cardinal sins. In your situation it might be impossible, as MDPD is slowly disintegrating under Carlos Gimenez’ thumb and soon there might not be an MDPD to speak of. Meanwhile, Sweetwater is expanding and our potential is boundless.

11-19-2013, 07:06 AM
Wow you loosers are something else. SW4Life I hate to break it to you but Tard 1 and Tard 2 are loughed at by real SWAT Operators not respected. By your user name I guess your on their team(lol) so let me start from the top, if they are so good why don't any large departments send their guys to your Mickey Mouse school held at the college can't build much of a name for yourself teaching Miccosukee and small crap police departments. The hours of engagements can they even be called that you guys have never had a real SRT standoff. Compare you modified ambulance to the lenco swat trucks we have. The training we do from water casting to airborne tactics compared to your BS exibitions at Miami Christian speak for themselves. We get PAID over 65,000 a year while most of you don't get paid at all and the few who do earn one of the lowest police salaries in south florida. I don't see Sweetwater getting better than the county anytime soon if ever.

11-19-2013, 04:10 PM
Spoken like a true bitter sort because with so little we do so much and are that good. Yet the tide is turning and one day your monopoly will fade; soon, when Gimenez is through disintegrating MDPD and only those minimal functions required by FSS Chapter 30 remain, our SWAT Vehicle will pass you by or even respond to where you are trying to serve a Writ of Possession and needed real cops to help you. Time and Gimenez’ will to diminish MDPD, in favor more municipal police agencies, are on our side. Hope you be there to see us!

11-20-2013, 12:33 AM
Hey Real Cop ... First off I bet your a sorry ass rookie that can't even make it to a specialized unit . Our specialized units are all top of the line and we are cops that do it cause we love it and have a pair of ballz not for the money . Oh and talking bout the money I guess your so drunk off that brown clown fruit punch and didn't realize that your own cops have made other cops get fired cause all they think bout is the money and rammed it up your ass taking money out of your checks for everything and everyone. You will probably be one of the ones they have to let go to pay other clowns their ridiculous salary and will be begging Sweetwater for a reserve spot to pick up our horses Maverick shit. There is nothing funnier in this world then a clown and guess what you are all brown clowns.

just like your beloved brown clown pitchy who rose the ranks of the circus (MDPD ) all the way to the top then got here talked a lot of raw raw to everyone bout the county way and guess what he was a joke a true brown clown to the highest level. So if one of your own who was so accomplished there wasn't worth not even a year u can keep all your clowns .

You want to talk bout elite units Spd Motors is def the best in the county. what we do with 10 bikes you guys have to use 30 and still ask us and every other department for help ... Now that's brown clowns for you. We even had to get our own helicopter cause yours can't even find the Great Wall of china dude. So before you start talking shit you should look at the shit your standing in. Try to at least respond to your calls or maybe contest a ticket in court not just saying " move to dismiss" bang out the court time and oh yeah not giving anything back to the county tax payers for your service . You guys are all brown clowns that do it for the money , we are the real cops that respond to calls in an average of 2 min or less also win or battles in court and kick your ass I'm everything we do . You have 5000 people sure you might be big but big isn't better. Holy shit that's a lot of clowns on the street. no wonder you guys keep losing more and more territory to other cities just like ours.

So in closing you might want to first change the colors of your uniforms cause you guys remind me of dog shit ( most of these brown clowns are either fat and lazy , or short with an attitude ) , then actually respond to calls ( a good one to start could be a 25 and try to get there before you 3 hours response time), and last but not least stop having sex with each others husbands and wives in your own department...oh yeah one of your own probably did that already to you lol... You call your self a Real cop hahahahaha your a real brown clown !

11-20-2013, 04:31 AM
And you would sell your soul to Beelzebub for a chance to be an MDPD deputy sheriff!

11-20-2013, 04:47 AM
Lol I must have hit a nerve for someone to write that long ass book. I usually don't respond to morons this many times but you dorks are something else. Let me walk you loosers through some talking points. The only clowns are you guys with your equipment that's falling apart you wannabes don't even buy new police cars you get used hand downs from other departments only new cars at SPD are for the command staff. Be honest with yourselves most of you applied with the county and were denied reference being loosers and lets not forget a lot of the garbage we fired has been picked up by you, go figure their not good enough to work for us but they can survive in sweetwater so who are the real clowns? The level of unprofessionalism you guys exibit on the radio is pathetic you argue with each other and create major rice with mango when you people start rambling on, what you don't know how to consolidate information to only what needs to be passed on. As for our response times when your assigned area is as large as ours versus your pathetic few square miles, yea it's common sense it will take a while then again common sense is not very common at SPD if even present at all. Lets talk specialized units, really morons???, you guys area going to compare the jokes you have as units to the county when we have every unit you can imagine. You all know if something serious was to go down at Dolphin mall like an active shooter the county would have to take over because you loosers lack whats needed to handle it, not to mention since we are the acting sheriff office we can always pull rank and kick SPD out, we can actually go into any city limits found within Miami-Dade to handle an incident and not have to inform the local officers, your agency has to stay within it's few square miles without permission to work something outside. Again look at the equipment we have to even include a flying drone, the buildings, all our resources and infrastructure, if you seriously belive SPD is better than the county I'm going to belive the rumors that Sweetwater takes marginals on their psychological exams and it proves my earlier point that all you were disqualified from real departments for being baker acts or background which actually explains why you do the job for free being able to wear a badge feeds your crazy ilusions of grandeur, you guys are text book 43s. Oh yea one last point if SPD is soooo good and squared away why is JM junior working for Hialeah, any of you loosers ever ponder that thought? Seriously if we are clowns then you dorks are the entire circus.

11-20-2013, 05:15 AM
Sweetwater competes with Opa Locka for the #1 spot on Miami-Dade county's worse Police Departments list.

Cuco
11-20-2013, 06:33 AM
I think it's a three-way tie: Florida City. You don't hear too much about it, but that place is messed up pretty bad...

11-20-2013, 10:32 PM
Hey Real Cop,
I applaud you, I couldn't have said it any better.
Amen.

:cop: :cop:

11-21-2013, 04:24 AM
I think it's a three-way tie: Florida City. You don't hear too much about it, but that place is messed up pretty bad...

Make that a 4-way tie between Sweetwater, Opa Locka, Floriduh City and School Board crayon cops...they are a friggin joke!

11-21-2013, 05:02 AM
Let's see who laughs last. Imperceptibly, Mayor Gimenez and “Chip” have been taking notes as to how effectively Jesse Menocal has assumed command of SWPD and the steps he has taken to correct the errors of the past years. Don't be surprised when Patterson retires and Jesse Menocal is appointed MDPD director. Then what?

11-21-2013, 02:22 PM
Are you talking about the same Jesse who got fired as chief and made captain for "allegedly" having his officers beat down the guys which 27ed his sons jet ski while they were in custody at the station? Or is it the same Jesse which "allegedly" uses his brother's city issued K-9 to breed puppies without the consent of SPD so he can sell them under the table? And I know your not talking about the same Jesse that promises a diverse SWAT school with cadre from various departments but delivers two weeks of intense crossfit with barely any tactics because he only cares about getting paid by the college. If anyone really thinks the mayor will make a police officer with that kind of reputation director of MDPD then that person should baker act themselves.

11-21-2013, 02:30 PM
Real Cop first why don't you learn how to spell, stupid!!!!! Loosers, wtf? You are a retard. It's spelled losers, you know like you. You have enough crap in your own department idiot. Go play and hide on your own blog. Your a Brown Clown

11-21-2013, 03:03 PM
[quote="Guest"]Let's see who laughs last. Imperceptibly, Mayor Gimenez and “Chip” have been taking notes as to how effectively Jesse Menocal has assumed command of SWPD and the steps he has taken to correct the errors of the past years. Don't be surprised when Patterson retires and Jesse Menocal is appointed MDPD director. Then what?
Lol you sweetwater postalites are very delusional. If you retards really belive all the stuff your posting about how good SPD is and how it's getting better then your living proof crazy people are very impressionable. That explains why sweetwater hires marginals they belive whatever bulls***t their told. I almost feel sorry for you guys the bottom of the bucket telling it self it's the lid poor crazy loosers I bet that serial killer cop whom passed the sweetwater hiring process and was given a badge and gun thought things were going to get better too.

11-21-2013, 03:54 PM
Another retard from MDPD. Look at your police I.D. and find the word loser. Learn how to spell idiot.

Looser - That's what your stupid mouth is - too loose
Loser - That's what it says on most MDPD ID cards

11-21-2013, 05:00 PM
Real Cop first why don't you learn how to spell, stupid!!!!! Loosers, wtf? You are a retard. It's spelled losers, you know like you. You have enough crap in your own department idiot. Go play and hide on your own blog. Your a Brown Clown
Ever hear of a word being extended to give more luster to its meaning???probably not so go back to hiring serial killers.

11-21-2013, 05:14 PM
Are you talking about the same Jesse who got fired as chief and made captain for "allegedly" having his officers beat down the guys which 27ed his sons jet ski while they were in custody at the station?

Correction: It was not JM's son's jet ski, it was now Commissioner Catalino "Cata' Rodriguez'. As to having "his guys" nearly beat to death the suspect thieve, that's not the case, JM simply was not aware it happened and learned, like most did, after the fact.

Or is it the same Jesse which "allegedly" uses his brother's city issued K-9 to breed puppies without the consent of SPD so he can sell them under the table?

Correction: It was the humane thing to do. At the time, Iggy's K9 was starting to have prostate issues, due to infrequent sexual intercourse. breeding it to a receptive female helped the prostate inflammation and the K9 was significantly happier and responsive afterward. As to selling the puppies, well that was pay back for all the troubles.

And I know your not talking about the same Jesse that promises a diverse SWAT school with cadre from various departments but delivers two weeks of intense crossfit with barely any tactics because he only cares about getting paid by the college.

Correction: The intense cross fit training was necessary to prepare candidates for the rigors of JM's SWAT School; unlike your "pansy" srt school!

If anyone really thinks the mayor will make a police officer with that kind of reputation director of MDPD then that person should baker act themselves.

Correction: You just wait and see!

11-21-2013, 10:10 PM
Are you talking about the same Jesse who got fired as chief and made captain for "allegedly" having his officers beat down the guys which 27ed his sons jet ski while they were in custody at the station?

Correction: It was not JM's son's jet ski, it was now Commissioner Catalino "Cata' Rodriguez'. As to having "his guys" nearly beat to death the suspect thieve, that's not the case, JM simply was not aware it happened and learned, like most did, after the fact.

Or is it the same Jesse which "allegedly" uses his brother's city issued K-9 to breed puppies without the consent of SPD so he can sell them under the table?

Correction: It was the humane thing to do. At the time, Iggy's K9 was starting to have prostate issues, due to infrequent sexual intercourse. breeding it to a receptive female helped the prostate inflammation and the K9 was significantly happier and responsive afterward. As to selling the puppies, well that was pay back for all the troubles.

And I know your not talking about the same Jesse that promises a diverse SWAT school with cadre from various departments but delivers two weeks of intense crossfit with barely any tactics because he only cares about getting paid by the college.

Correction: The intense cross fit training was necessary to prepare candidates for the rigors of JM's SWAT School; unlike your "pansy" srt school!

If anyone really thinks the mayor will make a police officer with that kind of reputation director of MDPD then that person should baker act themselves.

Correction: You just wait and see! .
Dude did you just admit to Big J knowingly misusing SPD property for personal gain? Payback for all the troubles sounds more like public corruption especially when the dogs were going for $500 each. Oh and "pansy" SRT school that's a good one lol last I checked your school is only two weeks not three, you guys don't fast rope from black hawks, and don't jump off a moving boat then swim to the marine stadium. Do you guys really belive the stuff your bragging about or are you just trying to keep face??? If you belive it please see a shrink before you have a bad shooting or something.

11-22-2013, 12:23 AM
Dude did you just admit to Big J knowingly misusing SPD property for personal gain?

Of course not! "Payback for all the troubles" was used euphemistically. But just to put things in perspective, have you ever taken care of very large and powerful Malinois Police K9 suffering from an enlarged prostate; ever dared to administer it a prostatic massage? The sexual healing was therapeutic for the SWPD K9 and it likely extended its life and quality thereof. So from our perspective, profits derived from selling the pups from such union was reciprocity; a sort of quid pro quo as JM provided the *****.

We are through bantering, the facts are indisputable: You suck and we don't!

11-22-2013, 02:57 AM
Are you talking about the same Jesse who got fired as chief and made captain for "allegedly" having his officers beat down the guys which 27ed his sons jet ski while they were in custody at the station? Or is it the same Jesse which "allegedly" uses his brother's city issued K-9 to breed puppies without the consent of SPD so he can sell them under the table? And I know your not talking about the same Jesse that promises a diverse SWAT school with cadre from various departments but delivers two weeks of intense crossfit with barely any tactics because he only cares about getting paid by the college. If anyone really thinks the mayor will make a police officer with that kind of reputation director of MDPD then that person should baker act themselves.


Yeah I pretty sure that's the Jesse they are talking about...MDPD would NEVER make him director of ANYTHING!!! ***** please

:devil:

11-22-2013, 04:31 AM
Dude did you just admit to Big J knowingly misusing SPD property for personal gain?

Of course not! "Payback for all the troubles" was used euphemistically. But just to put things in perspective, have you ever taken care of very large and powerful Malinois Police K9 suffering from an enlarged prostate; ever dared to administer it a prostatic massage? The sexual healing was therapeutic for the SWPD K9 and it likely extended its life and quality thereof. So from our perspective, profits derived from selling the pups from such union was reciprocity; a sort of quid pro quo as JM provided the *****.

We are through bantering, the facts are indisputable: You suck and we don't!
Wow LMFAO!! Someone pissed their pants when they realized what they just confirmed on a public blog. Why not donate the puppies instead of selling them?? You idiots dig your own holes then fall in them, no wonder the FBI public coruption task force is having a field day with you guys. :lol:

11-22-2013, 04:36 AM
Maybe the dog had prostate problems from all those years of steroid use?

11-22-2013, 05:02 AM
We shine no one’s boots and we take umbrage with your characterization of our elite SWAT, led by a nationally recognized SWAT operator and instructor, with thousands of hours in SWAT training and engagements. Advice, eschew envy for it is one of the original cardinal sins. In your situation it might be impossible, as MDPD is slowly disintegrating under Carlos Gimenez’ thumb and soon there might not be an MDPD to speak of. Meanwhile, Sweetwater is expanding and our potential is boundless.

Dude I almost pissesed my pants reading your post. Thousand of hours of engagements? Getting dressed doesn't count as engagement you retard. Yes, we all know that Sweetwater is expanding all the way to Tallahassee. The best thing the FBI can do for our country is to shut down that unprofessional and unethical police department.

11-22-2013, 05:15 AM
Hey Real Cop ... First off I bet your a sorry ass rookie that can't even make it to a specialized unit . Our specialized units are all top of the line and we are cops that do it cause we love it and have a pair of ballz not for the money . Oh and talking bout the money I guess your so drunk off that brown clown fruit punch and didn't realize that your own cops have made other cops get fired cause all they think bout is the money and rammed it up your ass taking money out of your checks for everything and everyone. You will probably be one of the ones they have to let go to pay other clowns their ridiculous salary and will be begging Sweetwater for a reserve spot to pick up our horses Maverick shit. There is nothing funnier in this world then a clown and guess what you are all brown clowns.

just like your beloved brown clown pitchy who rose the ranks of the circus (MDPD ) all the way to the top then got here talked a lot of raw raw to everyone bout the county way and guess what he was a joke a true brown clown to the highest level. So if one of your own who was so accomplished there wasn't worth not even a year u can keep all your clowns .

You want to talk bout elite units Spd Motors is def the best in the county. what we do with 10 bikes you guys have to use 30 and still ask us and every other department for help ... Now that's brown clowns for you. We even had to get our own helicopter cause yours can't even find the Great Wall of china dude. So before you start talking shit you should look at the shit your standing in. Try to at least respond to your calls or maybe contest a ticket in court not just saying " move to dismiss" bang out the court time and oh yeah not giving anything back to the county tax payers for your service . You guys are all brown clowns that do it for the money , we are the real cops that respond to calls in an average of 2 min or less also win or battles in court and kick your ass I'm everything we do . You have 5000 people sure you might be big but big isn't better. Holy shit that's a lot of clowns on the street. no wonder you guys keep losing more and more territory to other cities just like ours.

So in closing you might want to first change the colors of your uniforms cause you guys remind me of dog shit ( most of these brown clowns are either fat and lazy , or short with an attitude ) , then actually respond to calls ( a good one to start could be a 25 and try to get there before you 3 hours response time), and last but not least stop having sex with each others husbands and wives in your own department...oh yeah one of your own probably did that already to you lol... You call your self a Real cop hahahahaha your a real brown clown !

Your motor unit is the best in the county? When was the last time your guys qualified? Oh, I forgot you morons can't qualify. Your motor school and your seat school its a joke. Yes we do invite professional motor units to assist us in details. That's why your fools will never be seen with MDPD motors. Helicopter, lol dude please you don't even have money to fly the piece of crap. By the way Castro, stop telling everyone your Mickey Mouse scooter unit is the best in the county.

11-22-2013, 05:31 AM
JM and Pichy should open up a pet shop together since one is a specialist at breeding puppies and the other is real good with horses. I'm starting to understand why the residents around Dolphin mall were dreading a Sweetwater annexation from MDPD to a guy selling puppies out the back of his SWAT ambulance and another stealing horses probably to make tasaho.

11-22-2013, 06:51 AM
Or is it the same Jesse which "allegedly" uses his brother's city issued K-9 to breed puppies without the consent of SPD so he can sell them under the table?

[i]Correction: It was the humane thing to do. At the time, Iggy's K9 was starting to have prostate issues, due to infrequent sexual intercourse. breeding it to a receptive female helped the prostate inflammation and the K9 was significantly happier and responsive afterward. As to selling the puppies, well that was pay back for all his troubles.
I can't see a MDPD K-9 Officer pulling a stunt like that and not being terminated or better yet have a request for decertification made to FDLE by the departmen, but in Sweetwater anything is allowed. You people are the disgrace of law enforcement forget the equipment and pathetic special units you guys have no ethics and from what I'm reading it starts at the top.

11-22-2013, 07:01 AM
Wait a minute so if JM is offered the directors position at MDPD and takes it even though he is already the chief of SPD doesn't that end the debate about which department is better?????? With the amount of people whom have used him being the next director as a basis to claim SPD is better than MDPD I'm inclined to agree with the person who posted about you dorks digging your own holes.

11-22-2013, 04:23 PM
Wait a minute so if JM is offered the directors position at MDPD and takes it even though he is already the chief of SPD doesn't that end the debate about which department is better?????? With the amount of people whom have used him being the next director as a basis to claim SPD is better than MDPD I'm inclined to agree with the person who posted about you dorks digging your own holes.

You are wrong, it will mean that JM will bring experience and integrity to a place rapidly losing its. Attributes forged in the fires of adversity; qualities no future candidate might have.

11-22-2013, 09:07 PM
Another retard from MDPD. Look at your police I.D. and find the word loser. Learn how to spell idiot.

Looser - That's what your stupid mouth is - too loose
Loser - That's what it says on most MDPD ID cards

Hey at least when MDPD officers show their ID cards they don't look fake.
When is your department going to join the 21st century and give your employees digital
identification cards not that crap 1970s ID cards you carry. :devil:

11-23-2013, 11:04 AM
All MDPD officers lets leave these poor loser retards alone they are either suffering from some form of mental illness or Down syndrome thus why they are working at sweetwater, so acknowledge they won't understand the logic behind your posts. They don't have crap as a department so let them keep their delusions and lets go back to our blog where we can talk about real police issues not who is jerking off his dog to get a cup of sperm or who stole a donkey and kept it at his house.

11-23-2013, 11:05 AM
All MDPD officers lets leave these poor loser retards alone they are either suffering from some form of mental illness or Down syndrome thus why they are working at sweetwater, so acknowledge they won't understand the logic behind your posts. They don't have crap as a department so let them keep their delusions and lets go back to our blog where we can talk about real police issues not who is jerking off his dog to get a cup of sperm or who stole a donkey and kept it at his house.

11-23-2013, 03:36 PM
Miami dade pd
0-holidays
5% for healthcare
$50=take home program
2 hr court minimum



Sweetwater pd
14-holidays paid
free insurance
unlimited car program
3hr court minimum
$46hr off duty
$500 per year for uniforms
Looks pretty good to me Mr.Brown!!!!!!!

11-23-2013, 04:39 PM
Miami dade pd
0-holidays
5% for healthcare
$50=take home program
2 hr court minimum



Sweetwater pd
14-holidays paid
free insurance
unlimited car program
3hr court minimum
$46hr off duty
$500 per year for uniforms
Looks pretty good to me Mr.Brown!!!!!!!
Lets really compare:

Sweetwater PD
14 paid Holidays if your one of the few full timers only
You pay a one time fee of over 1G for an old handed down from other department take home
Your equipment is old and worn out
Your police station is the size of our armory at headquarters
You losers don't respond to real police calls only 34s with drunk Indians from Nicaragua
Your off duties consist of road work sites and banquet halls
Most of your officers don't get paid a dime to work or go to court because your department is mainly reserve officers
SPD will hire people who get marginal on a psychological exam and have red flags in their background because they will work for free
You have to pay your way through BLE then they let you wear their patch for graduation
Your chief jerks off his dog


MIami Dade PD
Officers make $70G a year when they max out
We can actually enjoy our holidays because of how much $$$ we make
Our take homes are never older than 5 years and have the latest equipment
We have better special units with insane gear and equipment like was said on an earlier post we even have an aerial drone that's navy seal s***t losers
We have our own police acadamy and pay our officers to attend
We only hire the best of the best and have the luxuary of picking from an average pool of 3,000 applicants more people want to work for us than any othe agency in south florida, you losers know a lot of your officers were rejected or terminated by us
Our K-9 unit does not participate in fixing their dogs prostate through breeding they go to something called a vet

11-23-2013, 04:55 PM
Guys leave these retards alone anyone in the planet can see we are the better department just by comparing the two. Insane people will never accept reality and remember SPD officers are usually lifetime losers so being able to put on a police uniform and saying I'm a cop to people is the essence of why they exist. I know it's rather pathetic and winners like MDPD Officers won't understand it but those worn out uniforms and patrol cars is the reason these 344s waiting to happen can feel normal and not like useless by products which people have tossed to the curb their entire lives. Let the crazy morons live in peace.

11-23-2013, 05:26 PM
[quote="Let's compare":1up0n9yr]Miami dade pd
0-holidays
5% for healthcare
$50=take home program
2 hr court minimum



Sweetwater pd
14-holidays paid
free insurance
unlimited car program
3hr court minimum
$46hr off duty
$500 per year for uniforms
Looks pretty good to me Mr.Brown!!!!!!!
Lets really compare:

Sweetwater PD
14 paid Holidays if your one of the few full timers only
You pay a one time fee of over 1G for an old handed down from other department take home
Your equipment is old and worn out
Your police station is the size of our armory at headquarters
You losers don't respond to real police calls only 34s with drunk Indians from Nicaragua
Your off duties consist of road work sites and banquet halls
Most of your officers don't get paid a dime to work or go to court because your department is mainly reserve officers
SPD will hire people who get marginal on a psychological exam and have red flags in their background because they will work for free
You have to pay your way through BLE then they let you wear their patch for graduation
Your chief jerks off his dog


MIami Dade PD
Officers make $70G a year when they max out
We can actually enjoy our holidays because of how much $$$ we make
Our take homes are never older than 5 years and have the latest equipment
We have better special units with insane gear and equipment like was said on an earlier post we even have an aerial drone that's navy seal s***t losers
We have our own police acadamy and pay our officers to attend
We only hire the best of the best and have the luxuary of picking from an average pool of 3,000 applicants more people want to work for us than any othe agency in south florida, you losers know a lot of your officers were rejected or terminated by us
Our K-9 unit does not participate in fixing their dogs prostate through breeding they go to something called a vet[/quote:1up0n9yr]

Actually Mr. Brown, it was our K9's veterinarian who recommended frequent and vigorous sexual intercourse to alleviate the K9's prostate inflammation. It worked too! Of course MDPD has the size and money, but we have the heart. We do it for the love of the profession and that is the immeasurable difference between us. For you it's a job; for us it's a calling!

11-23-2013, 06:50 PM
Calling?? Then why not use your "calling" in the department which will allow you to grow in your chosen proffesion and has the resources and area to maybe get involved in something exceptional like a plane hi-jacking at MIA or a terrorist attack on sun life stadium or even just be involved with a major organized crime case. You very well know your "calling" was rejected by other major departments probably us, BSO, or Miami Beach. You can lie to people on this blog all you want but you losers can't lie to yourselves, I'm very sure no one at SPD is there by choice you did not apply at sweetwater first nor did you think of sweetwater as where you wanted to be when you felt your calling. I'm sure all of you pictured yourselves In MDPD or Miami Beach uniforms when you set out to become a police officer. Unfortunately reality hit you hard when you started getting rejected by real agencies and soon realized that the only way you would live your fantasy of having a badge was to settle for SPD and not get paid to work. So yea feed that calling BS to someone else, you guys are very screwed in the head and I think you really try to belive your lies so you don't have to accept the fact SPD is a dumpster for loser rejects who are not good enough to work anywhere else. Seriously you guys really are baker acts, next time I go to get coffee at the Latin America on 107 ave with my brothers in brown I assure you my holster will be unsnapped in case one of you psychos looses it at the image of what you couldn't be.

11-23-2013, 08:47 PM
[quote="Let's compare":1675fhi8]Miami dade pd
0-holidays
5% for healthcare
$50=take home program
2 hr court minimum



Sweetwater pd
14-holidays paid
free insurance
unlimited car program
3hr court minimum
$46hr off duty
$500 per year for uniforms
Looks pretty good to me Mr.Brown!!!!!!!
Lets really compare:

Sweetwater PD
14 paid Holidays if your one of the few full timers only
You pay a one time fee of over 1G for an old handed down from other department take home
Your equipment is old and worn out
Your police station is the size of our armory at headquarters
You losers don't respond to real police calls only 34s with drunk Indians from Nicaragua
Your off duties consist of road work sites and banquet halls
Most of your officers don't get paid a dime to work or go to court because your department is mainly reserve officers
SPD will hire people who get marginal on a psychological exam and have red flags in their background because they will work for free
You have to pay your way through BLE then they let you wear their patch for graduation
Your chief jerks off his dog


MIami Dade PD
Officers make $70G a year when they max out
We can actually enjoy our holidays because of how much $$$ we make
Our take homes are never older than 5 years and have the latest equipment
We have better special units with insane gear and equipment like was said on an earlier post we even have an aerial drone that's navy seal s***t losers
We have our own police acadamy and pay our officers to attend
We only hire the best of the best and have the luxuary of picking from an average pool of 3,000 applicants more people want to work for us than any othe agency in south florida, you losers know a lot of your officers were rejected or terminated by us
Our K-9 unit does not participate in fixing their dogs prostate through breeding they go to something called a vet

Actually Mr. Brown, it was our K9's veterinarian who recommended frequent and vigorous sexual intercourse to alleviate the K9's prostate inflammation. It worked too! Of course MDPD has the size and money, but we have the heart. We do it for the love of the profession and that is the immeasurable difference between us. For you it's a job; for us it's a calling![/quote:1675fhi8]
Are you talking about that idiot next to the porkys gym that does not even speak English?? Why is it that everything associated with sweetwater is the bottom of the barrel. You guys are a s***t magnet, and no one belived the story about it being for the dogs health JM is a dirt bag and probably wanted to make some play money on the side. If a K-9 officer at any real department did that he would be fired on the spot.

11-23-2013, 09:05 PM
"Seriously you guys really are baker acts, next time I go to get coffee at the Latin America on 107 ave with my brothers in brown I assure you my holster will be unsnapped in case one of you psychos looses it at the image of what you couldn't be."

Really, maybe Doctor Allen at psychological services should read this thread, you are definitely a candidate for intense therapy and immediate assignment to ARU! But I digress. Sweetwater is where my people need me!

11-23-2013, 10:23 PM
And maybe the FBI or SAO should read the thread about your dirt bag chief using a sweetwater PD K-9 for breeding puppies with his personal dog then selling them at $500 each "for his troubles" I'd love to see him tell a federal jury it was doctors orders.

11-23-2013, 10:30 PM
"Seriously you guys really are baker acts, next time I go to get coffee at the Latin America on 107 ave with my brothers in brown I assure you my holster will be unsnapped in case one of you psychos looses it at the image of what you couldn't be."

Really, maybe Doctor Allen at psychological services should read this thread, you are definitely a candidate for intense therapy and immediate assignment to ARU! But I digress. Sweetwater is where my people need me!
I wonder how this loser knows about Doctor Allen??? My guess he was found unfit for duty and terminated by MDPD so of course the dork ends up working for sweetwater.

11-23-2013, 10:44 PM
Dude now that I think about it maybe we should get along with SPD so next time there's an active shooter turned barricaded subject like the one in west Hialeah a few months ago we can save our crime scene tape and post those idiot wannabes blocking the stairs again while the real SWAT teams like county and Hialeah secure the apartment where the subject is. I think the robot did more real SWAT work that day than any moron on the SPD team.

11-24-2013, 02:54 PM
wow you Miami dade guys just tend to be on our site all the time. you must really like us cuz I've never seen the Miami=dae site nor do I care. Much thanx for giving your precious time and looking into ours.btw, we all have new cars and we do top out at 70k as well..I have many friends over there and they don't speak about me or spd in a negative fashion. Please refrain from the negative and maybe, just maybe one day you will need an officer that is closer to you for assistance, and that very officer will be me. I will gladly be there to help a fellow brother.

11-24-2013, 10:07 PM
Hey don't start a war your not willing to fight. You guys bad mouthed us on your blog so we had to set the record straight. By the way having been on SRT for 3 years now I take offense to your wannabe team talking big all the time with the exception of a few of our senior guys who make money teaching at your wannabe SWAT school most of our operators don't want your team to even hand out water bottles in a hot zone we're working.

11-24-2013, 10:17 PM
You tell them Timba....that moron that posted scumbags should go play in the county because we can't handle them as good as SPD lit a fire around his joke of a department. Hey losers one thing about the county we don't back off from a fight.
In the words of the great Antonio Montana "you want to go to war, we'll take you to war ok" :devil: :devil: :evil: :devil: :devil:

11-24-2013, 11:09 PM
Hey don't start a war your not willing to fight. You guys bad mouthed us on your blog so we had to set the record straight. By the way having been on SRT for 3 years now I take offense to your wannabe team talking big all the time with the exception of a few of our senior guys who make money teaching at your wannabe SWAT school most of our operators don't want your team to even hand out water bottles in a hot zone we're working.

MDPD, SRT senior members getting paid for teaching at Sweetwater PD's swat school? SACRILEGE! Are these senior SRT members that desperate for money? If so that is a dangerous sign and PCB should be looking at this trend. MDPD should no allow its prints anywhere near this corruption laden "police department!" Which MDPD command officer proposed and approved these madcap outside employment requests?

11-25-2013, 02:03 AM
Hey don't start a war your not willing to fight. You guys bad mouthed us on your blog so we had to set the record straight. By the way having been on SRT for 3 years now I take offense to your wannabe team talking big all the time with the exception of a few of our senior guys who make money teaching at your wannabe SWAT school most of our operators don't want your team to even hand out water bottles in a hot zone we're working.

MDPD, SRT senior members getting paid for teaching at Sweetwater PD's swat school? SACRILEGE! Are these senior SRT members that desperate for money? If so that is a dangerous sign and PCB should be looking at this trend. MDPD should no allow its prints anywhere near this corruption laden "police department!" Which MDPD command officer proposed and approved these madcap outside employment requests?
Let's leave PCB out of it their our brothers in brown at the end of the day, but yea a few have been cadre at the sweetwater school and the one JM has through the college at the school of justice. I guess they are hurting $$$ because I would not attach my name to anything those losers do.

11-25-2013, 03:07 AM
You brown clowns remind me of nothing but caca with your uniforms oh n btw your SRT is a joke just ask The City Or BSO . They all say that you guys are bunch of plastic *****es that only care bout looking good ( that's why most of the SRT guys are gay or bi ) n don't know how to even do a correct entry or serve a Warrant ( you have to use 50 guys when we use 5 ) . Kinda of pathetic that a 5000 man department tries to measure up against 80 plus man one and we still kick your butts . 3 years on SRT big deal , you probably been a cop less then 5 years n one of the reasons you got in SRT is because a SPD cop banged your chick or your wife like most of your brown clowns and hide behind your badge . You guys are weak n a bunch of back stabbers but then again that's why you hide is a big department ... Your fake asses would last a month with us cause you wouldn't know where to hide . :devil: suck my Spd lol

11-25-2013, 04:23 AM
You brown clowns remind me of nothing but caca with your uniforms oh n btw your SRT is a joke just ask The City Or BSO . They all say that you guys are bunch of plastic *****es that only care bout looking good ( that's why most of the SRT guys are gay or bi ) n don't know how to even do a correct entry or serve a Warrant ( you have to use 50 guys when we use 5 ) . Kinda of pathetic that a 5000 man department tries to measure up against 80 plus man one and we still kick your butts . 3 years on SRT big deal , you probably been a cop less then 5 years n one of the reasons you got in SRT is because a SPD cop banged your chick or your wife like most of your brown clowns and hide behind your badge . You guys are weak n a bunch of back stabbers but then again that's why you hide is a big department ... Your fake asses would last a month with us cause you wouldn't know where to hide . :devil: suck my Spd lol
What the f**k just happened here?

11-25-2013, 04:48 AM
This is pointless because whoever wrote the post trying to bash SRT is clearly insane and his post made barely any sense...The city has a good teammate they are defiantly #2 after us, but we are full time they are not, we have two full size lenco trucks and a bear cat, we have more resources than they do period. You clearly have no idea what your talking about because BSO sends their guys to our SRT school, they are a county team yet are not full time. As for you idiots doing an entry with only 5 guys, yea that's ok when you only do entry's serving arrest warrants for INS after an Indian that's getting deported. Try setting up on a two guys wanted for a 31 and their boys are at the house with guns, if you dorks ever serve a real warrant you will maybe understand the logic. In closing our wife's have expensive taste as do most perfect 10s and enjoy going out to nice places so they would never go for a guy whom doesn't get paid to be a police officer and works at Feick security making $10 an hour as most of you losers do.

11-25-2013, 01:36 PM
You brown clowns remind me of nothing but caca with your uniforms oh n btw your SRT is a joke just ask The City Or BSO . They all say that you guys are bunch of plastic *****es that only care bout looking good ( that's why most of the SRT guys are gay or bi ) n don't know how to even do a correct entry or serve a Warrant ( you have to use 50 guys when we use 5 ) . Kinda of pathetic that a 5000 man department tries to measure up against 80 plus man one and we still kick your butts . 3 years on SRT big deal , you probably been a cop less then 5 years n one of the reasons you got in SRT is because a SPD cop banged your chick or your wife like most of your brown clowns and hide behind your badge . You guys are weak n a bunch of back stabbers but then again that's why you hide is a big department ... Your fake asses would last a month with us cause you wouldn't know where to hide . :devil: suck my Spd lol

I don't work for SPD or the County but i'll tell you what as far as SRT is concerned.

I would much rather have County SRT come with 50 guys to destroy a house then you retards in "Dirtywater". You guys is like asking for AMR to save your life rather than Fire Rescue.

Yes the county is lazy, ****ing ridiculously lazy!!!, but when the shit hits the fan they come with a vengeance, I know because ive been in that situation where I needed a 3-15. Does SPD do the same? YES! they do but regardless overall you guys are a joke. You abuse naďve reserves and don't even come close to real police work. 39ing a drunk indian on the sidewalk for being intoxicated is not real police work. Handle a shooting for once, you guys will take a shit!

Don't forget something, your cars probably were bought from other departmental auctions, your equipment are hand me downs from other places, THI & homicides are handles by the county, your frequency and calls are the county, your OI's and property reports say "MIAMI-DADE COUNTY"!!!!!

Get it straight.

11-25-2013, 03:02 PM
Good point if SPD is better why do they need the county for their THI and Homicides, and why do they need our police forms why not have there own paperwork like the city and beach do. And on a real SWAT call out you want as many guys there as possible if the greatest unknown turns out to be two AK-47 rifles you want the odds in your favor so everyone comes home. Tell JM to stop preaching the art of war and get some real SWAT experience. On all those hours of "engagements" has he ever been shot at or have to shoot someone, have any of you losers on SPD SWAT/HRT(the wannabes actually have it labeled this way) ever been in a shootout on an entry? The best way is always the most safe one allowed by the situation your dealing with, the cowboy shit is for the movies or departments which have never seen how quickly things can go wrong in a real SWAT mission not getting a drunk Indian out of bed for INS so he can be deported. Sad thing is SRT wouldn't even touch something like that unless the guy had firearms and a violent past, our warrants unit normally does what your team gets its experiance from, really sad. Your department is a joke and should go back to fixing dogs prostate problems by jerking them off.

11-25-2013, 03:55 PM
We take umbrage with your assertion that we masturbated the K9 to relieve his inflamed prostate. We did not! In a germ free clinical environment, our K9 mounted an equally superb Malinois female specimen and the coitus that followed was most therapeutic for our K9. We operate under "the means justify the end" philosophy and to achieve our end, we improvise and overcome. Unlike you, who must meander through the County's bureaucratic labyrinth for approval; often for the most insignificant matters. Size does not always make it right, for what profits a man to have a 12 inch phallus if it is abjectly flaccid?

11-25-2013, 04:52 PM
We take umbrage with your assertion that we masturbated the K9 to relieve his inflamed prostate. We did not! In a germ free clinical environment, our K9 mounted an equally superb Malinois female specimen and the coitus that followed was most therapeutic for our K9. We operate under "the means justify the end" philosophy and to achieve our end, we improvise and overcome. Unlike you, who must meander through the County's bureaucratic labyrinth for approval; often for the most insignificant matters. Size does not always make it right, for what profits a man to have a 12 inch phallus if it is abjectly flaccid?
What you call bureaucratic we and any real department call being professional and do the means justify the end when the SWAT Comantard sold them for a personal profit, why was the funds not turned into the SPD budget? I think this should be looked into by the FBI. And big is always better because even when floppy the the county will still knock you out with a **** slap. Peace out losers!!

11-25-2013, 10:14 PM
Stop talking smack about SPD SWAT because the newest wiki leak confirms it was them that killed Bin Laden, the seal team 6 thing was a cover up to conceal the identity of the most elite tactical team in the United States. Yup JM personally shot UBL in the head then had the combat assault dog f**k the s***t out of his goat, so the K-9's prostate problems could be fixed. Unfortunately IM was killed in the helicopter crash leaving SPD SWAT without an assistant comantard.

11-25-2013, 10:50 PM
Well what really happened is JM gave the dog a handjob while he made the goat watch. Then IM saw the action on FLIR as he was hovering overhead and got turned on, so he started whacking himself. Unfortunately he couldn't do two things at once causing the helicopter to crash and burn.

11-26-2013, 02:26 AM
Well what really happened is JM gave the dog a handjob while he made the goat watch. Then IM saw the action on FLIR as he was hovering overhead and got turned on, so he started whacking himself. Unfortunately he couldn't do two things at once causing the helicopter to crash and burn.


Now that's some funny shit !!

11-26-2013, 12:35 PM
We take umbrage with your assertion that we masturbated the K9 to relieve his inflamed prostate. We did not! In a germ free clinical environment, our K9 mounted an equally superb Malinois female specimen and the coitus that followed was most therapeutic for our K9. We operate under "the means justify the end" philosophy and to achieve our end, we improvise and overcome. Unlike you, who must meander through the County's bureaucratic labyrinth for approval; often for the most insignificant matters. Size does not always make it right, for what profits a man to have a 12 inch phallus if it is abjectly flaccid?

LMFAOOOoooooo!

11-26-2013, 12:46 PM
Hey don't start a war your not willing to fight. You guys bad mouthed us on your blog so we had to set the record straight. By the way having been on SRT for 3 years now I take offense to your wannabe team talking big all the time with the exception of a few of our senior guys who make money teaching at your wannabe SWAT school most of our operators don't want your team to even hand out water bottles in a hot zone we're working.

Three years in SRT. Can you please tell me the last time your Mickey Mouse wannabe squash team had a call out. Wait, I can answer that for you, NEVER. One good thing the FBI can do with your department, is to get rid of your department and let the county or another city take over.

11-26-2013, 04:26 PM
Hey don't start a war your not willing to fight. You guys bad mouthed us on your blog so we had to set the record straight. By the way having been on SRT for 3 years now I take offense to your wannabe team talking big all the time with the exception of a few of our senior guys who make money teaching at your wannabe SWAT school most of our operators don't want your team to even hand out water bottles in a hot zone we're working.

Three years in SRT. Can you please tell me the last time your Mickey Mouse wannabe squash team had a call out. Wait, I can answer that for you, NEVER. One good thing the FBI can do with your department, is to get rid of your department and let the county or another city take over.
Umm I've been with county SRT for 3 years I was talking about the wannabes on SPD, and some of our guys who teach at there retarded SWAT school for extra $$$, but thanks for the support pepe I hope your tolete stays strong and the FBI shuts down that disgrace of a police department.

11-26-2013, 04:30 PM
Well what really happened is JM gave the dog a handjob while he made the goat watch. Then IM saw the action on FLIR as he was hovering overhead and got turned on, so he started whacking himself. Unfortunately he couldn't do two things at once causing the helicopter to crash and burn.
LMFAO!! Dude I almost fell back off my chair when I read this I can really see it going down that way

11-26-2013, 04:38 PM
Well what really happened is JM gave the dog a handjob while he made the goat watch. Then IM saw the action on FLIR as he was hovering overhead and got turned on, so he started whacking himself. Unfortunately he couldn't do two things at once causing the helicopter to crash and burn.


LMFAO!! Dude I almost fell back off my chair when I read this I can really see it going down that way


This one post will never get old, right on !! :devil: :devil:

11-26-2013, 04:46 PM
Hey don't start a war your not willing to fight. You guys bad mouthed us on your blog so we had to set the record straight. By the way having been on SRT for 3 years now I take offense to your wannabe team talking big all the time with the exception of a few of our senior guys who make money teaching at your wannabe SWAT school most of our operators don't want your team to even hand out water bottles in a hot zone we're working.

Three years in SRT. Can you please tell me the last time your Mickey Mouse wannabe squash team had a call out. Wait, I can answer that for you, NEVER. One good thing the FBI can do with your department, is to get rid of your department and let the county or another city take over.
Umm I've been with county SRT for 3 years I was talking about the wannabes on SPD, and some of our guys who teach at there retarded SWAT school for extra $$$, but thanks for the support pepe I hope your tolete stays strong and the FBI shuts down that disgrace of a police department.

Shut us down? It was supposed to be a very guarded secret, but you have forced us to make it public. As we type, Mayor Diaz and our dear Chief JM are in intense negotiations with the Obama administration. The entire essence of it cannot yet be disclosed, but don't surprised to see our elite SWAT operators working hand in hand with the Secret Service whenever POTUS visits Miami-Dade. Not only will SPD SWAT be providing integral dignitary protection, but when called, we shall be there as well to support SEAL Team Six. Yeah!

11-26-2013, 05:09 PM
Darn it there gos another president. You retards couldn't provide close security for the circus ring leader, don't worry the county will be close by with real equipment and bringing real SWAT experience to save him, we'll make sure POTUS is protected while you losers hide in your black 1990s ambulance, that thing should be turned into a clown car.

11-26-2013, 05:35 PM
Darn it there gos another president. You retards couldn't provide close security for the circus ring leader, don't worry the county will be close by with real equipment and bringing real SWAT experience to save him, we'll make sure POTUS is protected while you losers hide in your black 1990s ambulance, that thing should be turned into a clown car.

"1990s ambulance?" Remember Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters? Well our 1990s utility vehicle surpasses it in technology and versatility! Ours is a very special SWAT platform, equipped with state of the art technology our dear Chief JM has been secretly equipping and fine tuning for years. Don't judge a book by its cover, invariably you will be wrong. Our SWAT platform, unlike yours, is capable of functioning on any theater on this planet at any given moment! Our motto is simple: Have SWAT will travel!

11-27-2013, 05:06 AM
I hope your PT is good because when that 1990s black terd you call a SWAT truck breaks down in the middle of the presidential caravan you'll be running next to the beast( thats what Obama's limo is called we know because we have actually assisted in escorts) unlike you retards that will never have that chance.

11-27-2013, 05:33 AM
I saw a you tube video of the SPD dorks doing a demo at miami Christian it was so pathetic I couldn't even lough at IM's steroid gut flapping around when he ran toward the vehicle with his K-9 and the other "SWAT" wannabes jumping out of the 1990s ambulances. These losers need to impress kids to feel like a real team because no adult would respect their clear lack of authenticity as tactical operators. When you idiots perform exhibitions in front of international and United States armed forces commanders like MDPD Special Response Team does at SOUTHCOM then you can feel good about yourselves, but we both know with the exception of the former general of the Nicaragua army who now lives in a sweetwater duplex you losers will never get to perform in front of military officials. You guys are a joke kids get impressed by anything, your trucks and tactics in that video are a disgrace. By the way that motor man that comes out saying some stupidity next to the person filming has dirt bag reject written on his forehead.

11-27-2013, 05:39 AM
Isn't the name of IM's K-9 "Happy Ending" ????

11-27-2013, 02:34 PM
You brown clowns remind me of nothing but caca with your uniforms oh n btw your SRT is a joke just ask The City Or BSO . They all say that you guys are bunch of plastic *****es that only care bout looking good ( that's why most of the SRT guys are gay or bi ) n don't know how to even do a correct entry or serve a Warrant ( you have to use 50 guys when we use 5 ) . Kinda of pathetic that a 5000 man department tries to measure up against 80 plus man one and we still kick your butts . 3 years on SRT big deal , you probably been a cop less then 5 years n one of the reasons you got in SRT is because a SPD cop banged your chick or your wife like most of your brown clowns and hide behind your badge . You guys are weak n a bunch of back stabbers but then again that's why you hide is a big department ... Your fake asses would last a month with us cause you wouldn't know where to hide . :devil: suck my Spd lol
Wow this person is off the wall crazy. Anyone can see whoever wrote this was unable to organize their thoughts and is a hyper psychopath that should not be allowed to have a gun. I'm not even trying to be funny, this post scared me because someone who is without question mentally ill somehow slipped in between the cracks and was hired as a police officer. Granted sweetwater is the lowest you can go on the law enforcement pole, but letting a person like this carry a gun and wear a badge is asking for a tragedy. I guess this is proof that sweetwater does hire marginals on the psych exam no wonder they had a serial killer working for them back in the day.

11-27-2013, 03:16 PM
Really???? To fix the dogs prostate problems, JM and IM you guys are a federal prosecuters wet dream. If the story is true which anyone with half a brain can see its not, why not donate the puppies or sell them through the city of sweetwater. You guys sold them for $500 each dog and made a major profit. You guys used city property which IM's K-9 is to breed with JM's personal female dog, how funny JM had a female of breeding age just laying around when IM's SPD issued K-9 had prostate problems. It is my opinion that the whole thing was a scam and the vet was in on it. Even if the prostate thing is true which i doubt the big problem here is why did JM use his personal dog instead of having SPD hire the service of a breeder and use one of their females, and even worse he personally sold the puppies for personal financial gain. In all my years spent in law enforcement I have never seen such an unethical action by a K-9 officer. I think this borders public corruption and the FBI or SAO should be notified, someone should call or send a letter to them so the incident can be investigated.

11-27-2013, 03:41 PM
Really???? To fix the dogs prostate problems, JM and IM you guys are a federal prosecuters wet dream. If the story is true which anyone with half a brain can see its not, why not donate the puppies or sell them through the city of sweetwater. You guys sold them for $500 each dog and made a major profit. You guys used city property which IM's K-9 is to breed with JM's personal female dog, how funny JM had a female of breeding age just laying around when IM's SPD issued K-9 had prostate problems. It is my opinion that the whole thing was a scam and the vet was in on it. Even if the prostate thing is true which i doubt the big problem here is why did JM use his personal dog instead of having SPD hire the service of a breeder and use one of their females, and even worse he personally sold the puppies for personal financial gain. In all my years spent in law enforcement I have never seen such an unethical action by a K-9 officer. I think this borders public corruption and the FBI or SAO should be notified, someone should call or send a letter to them so the incident can be investigated.

If you are implying that JM and IM engaged in unlawful compensation violating FSS 838.016, you are mistaken, it was all Manny's fault! ?

11-27-2013, 04:56 PM
Really???? To fix the dogs prostate problems, JM and IM you guys are a federal prosecuters wet dream. If the story is true which anyone with half a brain can see its not, why not donate the puppies or sell them through the city of sweetwater. You guys sold them for $500 each dog and made a major profit. You guys used city property which IM's K-9 is to breed with JM's personal female dog, how funny JM had a female of breeding age just laying around when IM's SPD issued K-9 had prostate problems. It is my opinion that the whole thing was a scam and the vet was in on it. Even if the prostate thing is true which i doubt the big problem here is why did JM use his personal dog instead of having SPD hire the service of a breeder and use one of their females, and even worse he personally sold the puppies for personal financial gain. In all my years spent in law enforcement I have never seen such an unethical action by a K-9 officer. I think this borders public corruption and the FBI or SAO should be notified, someone should call or send a letter to them so the incident can be investigated.

If you are implying that JM and IM engaged in unlawful compensation violating FSS 838.016, you are mistaken, it was all Manny's fault! ?
Lol yea manny held the dogs **** while JM and IM spread the *****'s legs. With as much talk as this topic is causing It's only a matter of time before this incident reaches the proper agency and it will be Tammy and Ralph part 2. With as much as the media loves covering corrupted SPD and the fact JM is the new chief(again) this story will be front line news. SPD chief receives unlawful compensation for selling puppies bred from one of the department K-9, and lets not even mention how the animal rights groups will jump all over this.

11-28-2013, 12:22 AM
[quote="Tammy and Ralph":99jpbxml]Really???? To fix the dogs prostate problems, JM and IM you guys are a federal prosecuters wet dream. If the story is true which anyone with half a brain can see its not, why not donate the puppies or sell them through the city of sweetwater. You guys sold them for $500 each dog and made a major profit. You guys used city property which IM's K-9 is to breed with JM's personal female dog, how funny JM had a female of breeding age just laying around when IM's SPD issued K-9 had prostate problems. It is my opinion that the whole thing was a scam and the vet was in on it. Even if the prostate thing is true which i doubt the big problem here is why did JM use his personal dog instead of having SPD hire the service of a breeder and use one of their females, and even worse he personally sold the puppies for personal financial gain. In all my years spent in law enforcement I have never seen such an unethical action by a K-9 officer. I think this borders public corruption and the FBI or SAO should be notified, someone should call or send a letter to them so the incident can be investigated.

If you are implying that JM and IM engaged in unlawful compensation violating FSS 838.016, you are mistaken, it was all Manny's fault! ?
Lol yea manny held the dogs **** while JM and IM spread the *****'s legs. With as much talk as this topic is causing It's only a matter of time before this incident reaches the proper agency and it will be Tammy and Ralph part 2. With as much as the media loves covering corrupted SPD and the fact JM is the new chief(again) this story will be front line news. SPD chief receives unlawful compensation for selling puppies bred from one of the department K-9, and lets not even mention how the animal rights groups will jump all over this.[/quote:99jpbxml]


***http://www.dog-health-guide.org/prostateproblemindog.html
No mention of breeding....ummmm

11-28-2013, 03:47 AM
JM and IM must be taking a s**t right about now. I'm sure they are reading every dog prostate health article on the web getting ready for when the media drops the bomb on their head. The elite SPD SWAT/HRT better start training for when the animal rights groups begin their demonstrations outside city hall. As for the alleged vet that prescribed this procedure; that person will loose their license to practice animal medicine if they even exist because it's not beyond the Menatard brothers to make up a story like that and pitch it at people. I read the unlawful compensation statue and what these sapingos did meets the elements if the SAO public corruption unit takes the case, however if the FBI takes it the penalties will be more severe. Look at the bright side tards you guys will be able to shower with Ralph, it will be like the good old days at the meadley range with the exception that you won't be able to use the shotgun barrels as hamster tubes.

11-28-2013, 04:06 AM
Guys you know JM and IM are going to use their high degree of mental retardation as the basis for an unfit to stand trial defense. When they sit on the stand the judge will take one look at them then ask the bailiff to bring them a bail of hay dipped in HGN instead of water. You can only be a dirt bag for so long before you step on your pinga.

11-28-2013, 02:39 PM
JM and IM must be taking a s**t right about now. I'm sure they are reading every dog prostate health article on the web getting ready for when the media drops the bomb on their head. The elite SPD SWAT/HRT better start training for when the animal rights groups begin their demonstrations outside city hall. As for the alleged vet that prescribed this procedure; that person will loose their license to practice animal medicine if they even exist because it's not beyond the Menatard brothers to make up a story like that and pitch it at people. I read the unlawful compensation statue and what these sapingos did meets the elements if the SAO public corruption unit takes the case, however if the FBI takes it the penalties will be more severe. Look at the bright side tards you guys will be able to shower with Ralph, it will be like the good old days at the meadley range with the exception that you won't be able to use the shotgun barrels as hamster tubes.

Cono Jorgie le estas tirando duro a alguien que es como un hermano que nunca tuvistes. Y eso que te hicieron capitan.

11-28-2013, 04:03 PM
Hey, watermelon head Diaz, mayor Diaz . . . who is Jenna Mendez and why is she a SWPD police officer, err sergeant?

http://eyeonmiami.blogspot.com/2013/11/ ... endez.html (http://eyeonmiami.blogspot.com/2013/11/sweetwater-police-officer-jenna-mendez.html)

11-29-2013, 05:51 AM
Hey, watermelon head Diaz, mayor Diaz . . . who is Jenna Mendez and why is she a SWPD police officer, err sergeant?

http://eyeonmiami.blogspot.com/2013/11/ ... endez.html (http://eyeonmiami.blogspot.com/2013/11/sweetwater-police-officer-jenna-mendez.html)
My point is well made by the link on this post...SPD hires criminals/serial killers/f**k ups/K-9 masterbating tards

11-29-2013, 06:00 AM
Wasn't IM of the Menatard brothers 07ed from Miami PD for using cocaine?

11-29-2013, 06:15 AM
Wasn't IM of the Menatard brothers 07ed from Miami PD for using cocaine?
Puta Y Perico??? More like Pinga Y Perico after what those two mongoloids did to that poor dog, jerking off a K-9 to relieve it's prostate pain. I don't even want to imagine those two as catholic priests, they would justify fingering the alter boy because it would help his constapation then they would say a pediatrician ordered the procedure.

11-29-2013, 12:59 PM
[quote="Puta Y Perico":7rmdqclw]Wasn't IM of the Menatard brothers 07ed from Miami PD for using cocaine?
Puta Y Perico??? More like Pinga Y Perico after what those two mongoloids did to that poor dog, jerking off a K-9 to relieve it's prostate pain. I don't even want to imagine those two as catholic priests, they would justify fingering the alter boy because it would help his constapation then they would say a pediatrician ordered the procedure.[/quote:7rmdqclw]



OMG.. Funny shit on here... :devil: :devil: :devil:

11-29-2013, 01:05 PM
Guys where's the love. I've been soooo good to everyone. When a group of new law enforcement rejects got picked up by SPD as reserves and were attending my super X100 elite SWAT course I sold one of the new SPD prodigies my worn out tactical vest for the same price I paid when it was brand new. I have always supported your choice to work for free and encouraged you guys that things were going to get better and all the reserves would be hired full time even though I got my son hooked up at a real police department where he gets paid to work with a chance for advancement. And guys even though it may look like I'm always trying to scam people for something I have everyone's best intentions in mind. And finally my brother's city issued K-9 code named "HAPPY ENDING" personally wrote a letter to Mayor Diaz praising me for a hand job well done.

12-03-2013, 04:16 AM
Papo the letters were sent out today !!! Telemundo and mega TV along with FDLE and the humane society. We also sent one to the guy from whale wars and MATOD(mothers against tards owning dogs.

12-04-2013, 01:34 PM
Shouldn't be much longer now with the letters sent out, they should be getting them today.

12-04-2013, 05:46 PM
POOR RESERVES WORKING AT THAT PLACE THINK THEY ARE GAINING EXPERIANCE AND THAT A GOOD DEPT WILL PICK THEM UP. LOL THE ONLY THING THEY ARE ACCOMPLISHING IS TARNISHING THE CERTIFICATION THEY WORKED SO HARD TO ACQUIRE!!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE WILL HIRE YOU OR EVEN LOOK AT YOU KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM. YOU CANT EVEN SHOW THAT BADGE WITH PRIDE BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU SAY YOU ARE A SWEETWATER OFFICER. PEOPLE GIVE YOU THAT OH SHIT DE PINGA LOOK ALL THE TIME! LOL NEVER FAILS. IN OTHER WORDS ALL YOUR DOING IS RUINING YOUR IMAGE, GAINING THE BAD REP ON YOUR RESUME. AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE QUESTION OF ANOTHER DEPARTMENT IF THEY LOOK AT YOU "IS THIS ONE OF THOSE COPS?" ALL THAT NEGATIVE RAP FOR FREE!!! RATHER NOT HAVE A BADGE AT ALL AND LOOK ELSE WHERE. HOW CAN A DEPT WITH LESS THAN 200 OFFICERS AND LESS THAN 3 MILES BIG HAVE MORE PROBLEMS OF SUCH MAGNITUDE THAN: MIAMI DADE POLICE, CITY OF MIAMI, BROWARD SHERIFF AND ANY MAJOR DEPT? JUST BLOWS MY MIND MORE THAN THE MASTERBATED DOG. LOL :lol:

12-04-2013, 07:46 PM
POOR RESERVES WORKING AT THAT PLACE THINK THEY ARE GAINING EXPERIANCE AND THAT A GOOD DEPT WILL PICK THEM UP. LOL THE ONLY THING THEY ARE ACCOMPLISHING IS TARNISHING THE CERTIFICATION THEY WORKED SO HARD TO ACQUIRE!!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE WILL HIRE YOU OR EVEN LOOK AT YOU KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM. YOU CANT EVEN SHOW THAT BADGE WITH PRIDE BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU SAY YOU ARE A SWEETWATER OFFICER. PEOPLE GIVE YOU THAT OH SHIT DE PINGA LOOK ALL THE TIME! LOL NEVER FAILS. IN OTHER WORDS ALL YOUR DOING IS RUINING YOUR IMAGE, GAINING THE BAD REP ON YOUR RESUME. AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE QUESTION OF ANOTHER DEPARTMENT IF THEY LOOK AT YOU "IS THIS ONE OF THOSE COPS?" ALL THAT NEGATIVE RAP FOR FREE!!! RATHER NOT HAVE A BADGE AT ALL AND LOOK ELSE WHERE. HOW CAN A DEPT WITH LESS THAN 200 OFFICERS AND LESS THAN 3 MILES BIG HAVE MORE PROBLEMS OF SUCH MAGNITUDE THAN: MIAMI DADE POLICE, CITY OF MIAMI, BROWARD SHERIFF AND ANY MAJOR DEPT? JUST BLOWS MY MIND MORE THAN THE MASTERBATED DOG. LOL :lol:
LMFAO at the last sentence... I hear JM had IM taste the jizz to make sure it was salty enough to make puppies.

12-04-2013, 11:10 PM
[quote="OUT OF THIS WORLD":3tt4xqpi]POOR RESERVES WORKING AT THAT PLACE THINK THEY ARE GAINING EXPERIANCE AND THAT A GOOD DEPT WILL PICK THEM UP. LOL THE ONLY THING THEY ARE ACCOMPLISHING IS TARNISHING THE CERTIFICATION THEY WORKED SO HARD TO ACQUIRE!!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE WILL HIRE YOU OR EVEN LOOK AT YOU KNOWING WHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM. YOU CANT EVEN SHOW THAT BADGE WITH PRIDE BECAUSE THE SECOND YOU SAY YOU ARE A SWEETWATER OFFICER. PEOPLE GIVE YOU THAT OH SHIT DE PINGA LOOK ALL THE TIME! LOL NEVER FAILS. IN OTHER WORDS ALL YOUR DOING IS RUINING YOUR IMAGE, GAINING THE BAD REP ON YOUR RESUME. AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE QUESTION OF ANOTHER DEPARTMENT IF THEY LOOK AT YOU "IS THIS ONE OF THOSE COPS?" ALL THAT NEGATIVE RAP FOR FREE!!! RATHER NOT HAVE A BADGE AT ALL AND LOOK ELSE WHERE. HOW CAN A DEPT WITH LESS THAN 200 OFFICERS AND LESS THAN 3 MILES BIG HAVE MORE PROBLEMS OF SUCH MAGNITUDE THAN: MIAMI DADE POLICE, CITY OF MIAMI, BROWARD SHERIFF AND ANY MAJOR DEPT? JUST BLOWS MY MIND MORE THAN THE MASTERBATED DOG. LOL :lol:
LMFAO at the last sentence... I hear JM had IM taste the jizz to make sure it was salty enough to make puppies.[/quote:3tt4xqpi]
Lol yea well JM said the vet ordered the Jizz tasting so it's cool all just a medical procedure since IM has a higher degree of retardation he got stuck with checking the jizz for viscosity

02-10-2014, 07:30 AM
I find it unreal that people vote for Miami Cuban Mayors , have Miami Cuban police chiefs than complain about low standards.

The Mayor was even using the police to enhance his towing business , Miami Cuban style

02-11-2014, 12:59 AM
Read the patch

God
Family "la cosa Nostra"
Grants

Ohh
And please we hire every flunky around.


Hey we got a helicopter too

We also promote with Velcro on