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02-14-2013, 06:20 AM
Hey lard ass, how about you stop giving people dumb tickets and you spend some more time on a treadmill. You sit there looking like a toad in uniform, sometimes sucking on a big fat **** looking cigar. You are only confirming that you have to have a cilindrical object in your mouth at all times, except while off duty, it's attached to a dude.

I should leave you another box of donuts at your post. You kicked the last one to the curb, but we both know deep inside, it hurt you. Not the fact that I left them, the fact that you couldn't eat one with your buddies around.

I bet you became a cop because you were picked on in school. You wanted to show them how big and bad you could be with that pen and that pad. Well you are big alright. Your bike cries every time you sit on it. You big head bulldog looking mother fu****r.

See you around douche.