Not so famous quotes

Might some of these echo the hallways of the HCSO for years to come?

"I fired your wife because she's a b***h!"

"Hey Buddy, what's up?"

"Relatives, (tee-hee), if I hired any relatives, someone needs to tell me about it."

"I warned you!"

"I know the statutes better than the deputies."

"We eradicated the gang problem."

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Might some of these echo the hallways of the HCSO for years to come?

"I fired your wife because she's a b***h!"

"Hey Buddy, what's up?"

"Relatives, (tee-hee), if I hired any relatives, someone needs to tell me about it."

"I warned you!"

"I know the statutes better than the deputies."

"We eradicated the gang problem."

"I speak the words and make it so"

"It will be functionable"

"doors open, doors closed, doors open, doors closed,

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There is no gang problem in Henry county....it's just kids being kids...idiots

"If you would have had sex with me like your friend did, you would have had a job at the county"

Oh damn,
Well since we're on the subject

"mudsharks" = refers to interracial relations
"push starts" and or "pull starts" = references individuals of Indian descent

this IS fun!! :devil:

"Nubbins" he was making fun of a deputy!!!

Got any redneck in ya? No? Want some?

This Hendry County. Its totally different

Bet him and her would look like a hotdog thrown down a hallway.

Have you hit that yet? or You re hittin that aint ya?

Talking about Mumbles: "Aint very talkative is he? Puts up hand to block mouth: Kinda slow and dumb huh?

"You going to eat that? Puts his slimy dirty little fingers in your food as he says it.

"she has some tig ol bitties!!

"Why would I lie to ya?" as he spits in a cup.

So how about a new thread on the many lies the fat midget has told? I'll start:

"No, her job is safe." Person fired immediately after comment. :?

"He works hard!" Referring to Super D :snicker:

"Why would I say that?" Being caught in a lie :roll:

"I'll look into this myself, and get back with you." Does nothing, ducks calls. :oops:

"CEO of my own company!" Election propaganda, business closed for years. :shock:

"There was no criminal intent, so that makes it a Marchman's Act!"

"I'll hire ya as soon as I get an opening!" :cop:

Do you know who has the video from the Azteca? That could be embarrassing! It would be blown out of proportion!

Buddy I will do all I can for you I swear....

"Can I get some Splenda with that cocaine?"

"{Super} Dave is the best asset this agency has."

"There goes the most hated man in the agency" as Sgt. Goose drives by

"It's a good thing she looks good, cause there ain't nothing upstairs" referring to a female Lt.

"Who told you that I said that??? It's a goddamn lie!" knowing he is busted.

"I had an uncle that died at Auschwich.... he fell outta the guard tower, and broke his neck!!! HA HA" Not knowing one in the crowd was Jewish, and having lost family there, was greatly offended by the little runt.

"Oh, I WILL be re-elected! I got this in the bag!"

Well it will be the Wild Wild West out there.


"Well I don't exactly understand how it all works"

"I don't know" x's 8 on budget matters
"I don't know how it all works" on budget matters
"I don't understand taxes"

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"I don't know" x's 8 on budget matters
"I don't know how it all works" on budget matters
"I don't understand taxes"


Just a reminder to 2012

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"{Super} Dave is the best asset this agency has."

"There goes the most hated man in the agency" as Sgt. Goose drives by

"It's a good thing she looks good, cause there ain't nothing upstairs" referring to a female Lt.

"Who told you that I said that??? It's a goddamn lie!" knowing he is busted.

"I had an uncle that died at Auschwich.... he fell outta the guard tower, and broke his neck!!! HA HA" Not knowing one in the crowd was Jewish, and having lost family there, was greatly offended by the little runt.

Why wasnt DH 102, not Mumbles?

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"I don't know" x's 8 on budget matters
"I don't know how it all works" on budget matters
"I don't understand taxes"

WTF do taxes have to do with the department budget? Aside from "tax base" and "allocations" - why would the sheriff even think he had anything to do with taxes? total idiot, literally. Challenge him to enroll At Edison or Gulf Coast, two freshman level semesters. My money says he would be academically deficient going into second semester.

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Why wasnt DH 102, not Mumbles?

He/she never had a shot at having a chief of his/her choice. Mumbles was always lomaxs pick. He/she of course answers to lomax and susans money which financed his/her, not just campaign, but life, during 2008 when he/she was unemployed and selling his/her soul on the campaign trail.

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He/she never had a shot at having a chief of his/her choice. Mumbles was always lomaxs pick. He/she of course answers to lomax and susans money which financed his/her, not just campaign, but life, during 2008 when he/she was unemployed and selling his/her soul on the campaign trail.

Wasnt Keanu Reeves character named "Kevin Lomax" lolol!

Art imitated life, or vice versa !

As it was said in someones posts - Steve was "their boy", the hired help. Alot of talk in quiet tones about what this week will bring - after the election.

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"I have no intention of doing that!" Did it. "Anyone says I said that is a lying SOB!" Yep...him. "She is great for BJs on night shift" He should know. "I don't know anything about that! " Totally responsible. Walking Small is a walking lie. If the midget's lips are moving. ..he is lying.

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"I'd hit that" -referring anything on two legs. Also not sure about the two legs part.

"alls it needs is two titts a hole and a heartbeat." -most likely used when banging his mom and or other female cousins.

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He/she never had a shot at having a chief of his/her choice. Mumbles was always lomaxs pick. He/she of course answers to lomax and susans money which financed his/her, not just campaign, but life, during 2008 when he/she was unemployed and selling his/her soul on the campaign trail.

I wonder what the price list was for what? Any ideas?

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Couldn't say. Let's hope fdle uncovers specifics.

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Couldn't say. Let's hope fdle uncovers specifics.

This whole thing will make an interesting 119 request wont it.. we can sit around like a script reading everyone plays a part in the transcripts of the interviews. Who wants to be the Sheriff?

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Future quote "Not guilty, your honor."

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Future quote "Not guilty, your honor."

LOL! yes! hand this poster their award ribbon and prize package of unmarked canned goods