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11-05-2011, 11:35 AM
From: Alpha (Hotel) Ten
Sent: Saturday, November 05, 2011 07:30 AM
To: Alpha Shift (and anyone who will listen)
Subject: Our profession, an update

To all:

It has been brought to my attention that in my zeal to point fingers at the wrong doings of Officers from the City of Miami, City of Miami Beach, City of Fort Lauderdale, as well as the Florida Highway Patrol, that I may have omitted some other image tarnishing links. The actions of those Officers "sicken" me; the actions of the Officer in the below listed links...................ehh, not so much. So in summation stealing from pain clinics.......bad. DUI on an ATV...........bad. Reckless Driving........bad. Speeding......bad. Pulling a gun on a uniformed Officer for speeding.........Bad (well, maybe good since you were stopping him for speeding. Illegal parking.......Not bad. Misdemeanor Battery......Not bad.

To reiterate from my previous memo, "We are not above the law". And, of course, when I say "we", what I really mean is YOU, not ME!


http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21002730140017/

http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21002726618093/

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/13/1 ... ports.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/13/1924721/police-officer-arrested-cbs4-reports.html)

http://www.cggazette.com/index.cfm?dsp= ... w&nid=2869 (http://www.cggazette.com/index.cfm?dsp=news.view&nid=2869)

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/13/1 ... ports.html (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/13/1924721/police-officer-arrested-cbs4-reports.html)

11-07-2011, 12:16 AM
so true, but in a dept like this he will be major soon and impose all kinds of stupid rules and look down on all other even though his rep is tarnished.

11-10-2011, 09:38 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v1x2vfX9jWY/Tclh_I-bTaI/AAAAAAAAAOY/5X8XT_ytnX8/s1600/pot-kettle-black.jpg

11-10-2011, 10:39 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2715738333_a996991753.jpg

11-13-2011, 02:42 PM
I love the way he put fear in the new guys and the select few tards who play into his BS about writing cits to anyone they can to make himself look good for the chief. His tactics of playing the guys against each other won't work for most. I feel sorry for those few midnight guys who play his little game.

11-14-2011, 03:27 AM
I love the way he put fear in the new guys and the select few tards who play into his BS about writing cits to anyone they can to make himself look good for the chief. His tactics of playing the guys against each other won't work for most. I feel sorry for those few midnight guys who play his little game.

Ten Point Eight, or you'll be Insibordi-NATE!!!!!!! :devil:

11-14-2011, 02:31 PM
LOL, sounds like a good IA complaint song!

To the new guys and weak minded:

Get your stats for you fear the pen and paper of your Lt. Make him grin as he soaks up the free wifi data around the city and you run around like a douche banging people this holiday season.

Remember, the more cits you write, the more they want and the more $ you make for the city. And in turn, the city sticks it up you rear!

:cop:

11-14-2011, 02:36 PM
http://www.screened.com/frank/15-288/all-images/132-1921080/donnie_darko/131-508569/

11-14-2011, 07:05 PM
Funny! The Lt.'s pissed off because a Miami cop was alledgedly doing 120 mph, but he has no problem with "his" Officers banging someone a cite for doing 50 in a 40 at 3:00 AM on Bird Rd. And we wonder why the public thinks we are A**HOLES!!

11-14-2011, 08:45 PM
I was gonna set up on a 20 the other night at Granada and Bird, but it stunk like hundreds of old Cigars! It was too smelly to set up there for too long!!!!:evil:

11-15-2011, 01:04 AM
I for one am NOT getting paid to produce cit's like the motormen (I am NOT a motorman, I don't want to be a stupid motorman and I am NOT an AIU unit). Why should I be labeled as a traffic unit when I am NOT one. A10 should not have been so eager to tell his peers and boss that mids will handle all calls, all 17's and do traffic like a motorman will.

:x

11-16-2011, 05:30 PM
This place gets worse each day! God we suck! But the good part is I have only 17 years more to go to retire!

11-17-2011, 07:08 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/Bad_Lieutenant_.jpg/215px-Bad_Lieutenant_.jpg

Starring A10

11-17-2011, 10:12 PM
Kirk Lazarus (From Tropic Thunder): Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, "Rain Man", looked retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Count toothpicks, cheat at cards. Autistic, sure. Not retarded. Then you got Tom Hanks, "Forrest Gump". Slow, yes, retarded, maybe, braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon, and he won a Ping-Pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There", infantile? Yes. Retarded? No. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam". Remember? Went full retard? Went home empty-handed.

Lt., please lay off on the "full retard" stuff; it ain't gonna get you anywhere with your shift!

11-18-2011, 12:07 AM
I see a midnight shift slooooooow down in effect. :wink:

11-21-2011, 11:15 PM
Its not just mids, noons and days are doing the same. To hell with this city and all those who try to oppress its employees.

11-23-2011, 10:17 PM
Man i'm glad i'm not in UPD. "uniform pansy dumbasses". You all are the biggest whiniest bunch of *****s I have ever seen. Ooooooh gotta write some tickets. Oh pooor thing. Oh no, their looking at stats. Oooooohh. Just like every other dept in the world! Back in the day when real cops worked here you would of had your scrawny skinny ass kicked by your fellow officers for whining like a girl. Pansy! You have no clue what having to work really is. dont blame the supervisor for your crappy stats or because your squad mates are tired of picking up your slack! Lazy ass.

11-24-2011, 03:01 AM
Wait I got an idea let's bring back Giovi. She was great she let us do anything we wanted. Oh wait a minute we *****ed about her too...she didn't do jack, never came to a scene... showed up to work in her pajamas. I know, how about Johnson... he was cool and left us alone...uh oh, hold on... we *****ed bout him too.....never here, always MIA, at home on duty and never got caught...And a cigar smoker. But wait a sec, hmmmmmmm let me think for minute maybe I should smoke too. Thomas: smokes cigars, valdivia smokes cigars, rivero cigar smoker, rubido... yep (only when he's suckin up to the Lt though) Anyways I got the answer....lets bring back Mcnichol! He was the greatest. May have been a bit'o micro manager but sure was fun watching the sparks fly with Russ. Nah actually he was a pain in the arse. Ah shucks I guess I'm just never happy cuz I am................... UPD! UPD. UPD. Goooooo UPD! (im gonna to start hangin out with Andy.. he can teach me bout writin tix). Haaa haaaa haaa haaa ha ohhhhhhhh haaaa......uh oh...wait uh oh......I'm laughing so hard I think I just shitt myself.

11-27-2011, 05:17 PM
Dam gotta work tonight and forgot my pajamas! Guess I will cry if i cant sleep and get a call. WA WA WA. We Suck!

11-29-2011, 10:32 PM
This thread didn't start out about working, or not working; or writing tickets, or not, but what HUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEE BALLS it takes to call out other Officers about their arrest, without bringing up your own. Just another example of what piss poor supervision this department is stuck with. Don't stay in one spot for too long, or you'll be in trouble. I can stay where I want, and smokes cigars all night, and that's fine; not for you, but for me. Don't stay in one spot for too long, or you'll be in trouble. I can stay in front of Denny's all night surfing the Internet and that's fine; not for you, but for me. Don't get arrested, or you'll be in trouble. YOU, not ME, 'cause I did nothing wrong. Giovi, Johnson, McNichol, I'll take any of them over what we have now.

11-30-2011, 01:34 AM
This thread didn't start out about working, or not working; or writing tickets, or not, but what HUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEE BALLS it takes to call out other Officers about their arrest, without bringing up your own. Just another example of what piss poor supervision this department is stuck with. Don't stay in one spot for too long, or you'll be in trouble. I can stay where I want, and smokes cigars all night, and that's fine; not for you, but for me. Don't stay in one spot for too long, or you'll be in trouble. I can stay in front of Denny's all night surfing the Internet and that's fine; not for you, but for me. Don't get arrested, or you'll be in trouble. YOU, not ME, 'cause I did nothing wrong. Giovi, Johnson, McNichol, I'll take any of them over what we have now.
This place sucks but I have only 17 more years to go!

12-01-2011, 09:11 PM
Well I guess after last night we all know greg is writing this crap. Please greg do you really think people are buying this back and forth conversation your having with yourself on "Russ Affairs". Really.........really? Gotta grow up sometime Greg. Hey isn't there a metallica concert you should be at or something? Do us all a favor and quit bringing heat to the rest of us....

12-01-2011, 10:55 PM
Come on Greg, time to grow up. I know it's hard....seek help.

12-02-2011, 02:38 AM
Well I guess after last night we all know greg is writing this crap. Please greg do you really think people are buying this back and forth conversation your having with yourself on "Russ Affairs". Really.........really? Gotta grow up sometime Greg. Hey isn't there a metallica concert you should be at or something? Do us all a favor and quit bringing heat to the rest of us....

So true. LMFAO. I wondered when this would pop up on here. Heard he had a total meltdown at work last night. Been a long time coming...

12-02-2011, 07:28 PM
Looks like you can add Chippy to the long list of supervisors Greg has shit on over the last 20 plus years. Also looks like you did yourself in this time Greg. You going to blame Chip for this too? Youve got every bit of whatever is coming your way to thank yourself for. There's this little thing called a mirror and you might want to take a look at it every now and then.

12-02-2011, 10:21 PM
Your right Greg, Chip does have HHUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE BALLS and he used them in the Keys to defend his family and himself against a felon who by the way is now in jail on no bond for sexuall assault of a 16 year old girl at the same resort Chip was at. Justin Ahearn 5/18/85 . Here look it up for yourself http://www.keysso.net/dll/WebQuer5y.dll?

Your right Greg, Chip has a set on him and he used them to relieve your ass of duty. Something that should of happened a long time ago. You see Greg everyone else sees the world a little more clearly than you do. The world of Russ doesnt fly anymore. Your days are numbered and I say good job Chip for coming back to work after getting kicked in the teeth and still doing your job. Good job for standing up against this kind of BS. There's no more room for employees like you in the department Greg. Time to hang it up. You're going to stroke out if you don't.

12-03-2011, 12:00 AM
I still believe Russ has a lot of good in him, he needs help and he better get it.........

12-05-2011, 10:45 PM
[youtube:xqch19b1]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAGP24eq_0o&feature=related[/youtube:xqch19b1]

:devil:

12-13-2011, 12:29 PM
Well I guess after last night we all know greg is writing this crap. Please greg do you really think people are buying this back and forth conversation your having with yourself on "Russ Affairs". Really.........really? Gotta grow up sometime Greg. Hey isn't there a metallica concert you should be at or something? Do us all a favor and quit bringing heat to the rest of us....


This was posted by a midnight rookie.

12-13-2011, 07:51 PM
I see a midnight shift slooooooow down in effect. :wink:



How do you get slower than doing nothing?

12-18-2011, 03:12 PM
just keep watching and you will see.

12-26-2011, 03:45 PM
I still believe Russ has a lot of good in him, he needs help and he better get it.........


Gee if I get my arms tatooed like Greg will I be cool???