Ortiz Promoted

Sgt. Swami has learned that Horse Boy, as a reward from a grateful mayor for jamming a contract and concessions up our wazoo, is going to be made a major. He has already been informed of this fact just as soon as Orosa is named the permanent chief. Junior Aguilar is to be named an Executive Assistant to the chief in addition to Ortiz' promotion.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Just to show, if you suck there d***s enough at City Hall, you get what you want!!