HELP WANTED! APPLY W/IN!

Have you ever been fired from another police agency? Have you ever failed an FTO program? Have you ever shown up for work so intoxicated that you had to have a family member pick you up and take you to a rehab facility? Do you have anger management issues? Have you ever not shown up for work when you were scheduled and never called anyone to let them know? Then do we have the job for you!!!! You meet the qualifications to be a St Pete Beach Police Officer. We offer excellent, well maybe not excellent, pay (one of the lowest in the county). We offer an outstanding pension plan, well, soon it will be one of the worst in the state, but don't worry about that. A take home car, oh wait, thats other agencies. We offer rock bottom morale, next to no supervision and an administration that has NO CLUE what is going on with the rank and file. You can come and go as you please, come in late, leave early or dont show up at all! So if you are interested in applying, and you meet the above criteria, please submit your application ASAP so the administration can put it on their desk and do nothing with it for weeks or months on end. Thank you :lol: :snicker: :cop:

Sounds like a blast. Everyone should come to work drunk and maybe smoke some pot before showing up (late). Take turns sleeping all night or even all day. Or maybe you could just shoot yourself in the temple?
Dont like it? THEN QUIT!!!

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Have you ever been fired from another police agency? Have you ever failed an FTO program?...You meet the qualifications to be a St Pete Beach Police Officer.

St. Pete Beach is soon to be consolidated under PCSO. Been in the works for awhile now.