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08-12-2010, 07:36 PM
http://i834.photobucket.com/albums/zz261/lopez12341/blom.jpg

As many of you know, the #1 Big Guy has been on vacation. My entire career has been one when you think about it. The City is doing fine under someone elses command. I am very upset that this operation is going on when i couldn't take the credit for it. Even my pajama partner in crime couldn't stick my name on a blurb in the media. i will do all that i can to say that this operation is a terrible idea. i even shined my bald spotty head for the news last night when i got notified an hour and a half after the shooting took place. Lilly even put on some make up on my skin spots before I got out of bed. I will resurrect from the shadows of doom; for I AM THE #1 BIG GUY

P.S. Don't worry the chinese food from last night's sting was piled on a donut for our #1 Chief, the pajama PANDA.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW0fHcfb-L4/SZLXrxA9BaI/AAAAAAAALgg/thTJjG0yIEc/s400/disgusting_chinese_food_1.jpg

08-12-2010, 09:52 PM
Awesome the piece of garbarge blom exposed with donut boy chief

08-13-2010, 04:21 AM
Who is lily the make up lady?

08-13-2010, 04:40 AM
She is big guy's personal bed attendant. She has a picture of her master by her computer. She talks like a man and smokes like a chimney.

08-13-2010, 07:49 PM
You guys are so mean to big guy. He brought major muffoon (Delrish moss' brother) and now we are a Great department. I love those guys. They make us look like a retarded dept. Maybe pajama panda can tell us how he is going to stop crime.



http://i834.photobucket.com/albums/zz261/lopez12341/blom.jpg

As many of you know, the #1 Big Guy has been on vacation. My entire career has been one when you think about it. The City is doing fine under someone elses command. I am very upset that this operation is going on when i couldn't take the credit for it. Even my pajama partner in crime couldn't stick my name on a blurb in the media. i will do all that i can to say that this operation is a terrible idea. i even shined my bald spotty head for the news last night when i got notified an hour and a half after the shooting took place. Lilly even put on some make up on my skin spots before I got out of bed. I will resurrect from the shadows of doom; for I AM THE #1 BIG GUY

P.S. Don't worry the chinese food from last night's sting was piled on a donut for our #1 Chief, the pajama PANDA.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jW0fHcfb-L4/SZLXrxA9BaI/AAAAAAAALgg/thTJjG0yIEc/s400/disgusting_chinese_food_1.jpg

08-14-2010, 12:12 AM
It's incredible these two idiots did not show up for the operation while we bust are behinds. Pajama Panda and his side kick Blom the scum were on vacation. It's a funny thing they're able to show up to press conferences and officer shootings scenes for the media circus.

08-14-2010, 12:16 AM
I saw Expo and Blom together on south beach in speedos rubbing lotion on each other.

08-14-2010, 05:09 AM
The word is that Expo is a cross dresser and Blom is his companion.

08-14-2010, 03:05 PM
I saw Expo and Blom together on south beach in speedos rubbing lotion on each other.


Speaking of LUBE having your back! :devil:

08-15-2010, 04:48 AM
I heard that was bloms prom picture

08-15-2010, 09:57 PM
Is Blum the Scum eye brows painted? What a fairy.

08-16-2010, 03:15 AM
Pajama Panda Exposito was seen at the shooting scene wearing Victoria secret blue jeans. This guys tits hang he better purchase a pair of womens bra's next time
He goes to buy jeans.

08-17-2010, 02:29 PM
It is great to see how the rank and file have come to love the staff so much.

08-17-2010, 10:00 PM
I think Blum the scum is total garbage. This guy calls everyone "big guy". Is he retarded or just an idiot who thinks calling people big guy makes him cool. The best blum the scum screw up "crime is down 10% commissioners, manager, Mayor" UCR report is published a weel later and crime is up 5% citywide.

08-18-2010, 01:59 AM
Expo was spotted on fifth floor in a thong trying to sauna

08-19-2010, 02:55 AM
Mike tu madre es una puta

08-20-2010, 04:45 PM
Who is lily the make up lady?
She is a very well known She-Man on the department.

08-25-2010, 06:36 AM
I thought that position was reserved for Maria Pedrajo ? :mrgreen: