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06-12-2010, 11:08 PM
We are top heavy with too many supervisors.


Just a snippet trying to explain part of what we mean by Supervisor vs Boss.

A Supervisor is a person wearing a gold badge who plays by the rules. All the time. There is no gray area, only black and white. The Department is the be all, end all and knows all. Rules are rules and if you break them, you are going to get disciplined for it. A Supervisor holds themselves aloof from the mundane business of police work for the most part. They'll show up after the fact, ask nonsensical questions and bark out a lot of orders.

A Boss sees areas of gray. His first concern is for his officers. The Department Rules are guidelines more than unbreakable Commandments. Certain transgressions can be overlooked IF the officer learns from the screw up. A Boss lets his officers handle situations and provides guidance. Bosses volunteer to answer radio calls, some chase bad guys and a few catch them.

A Boss can be a Supervisor, but it almost never works the other way. We can't think of a single instance at the moment - maybe a few of our readers can?

We've worked for a number of the finest Bosses ever to wear the uniform. But nowadays, they are a rare breed, especially at and above the rank of Lieutenant. Too many gold badges are more worried about NOT attracting attention to themselves lest they jinx an upcoming promotion or they get blamed for some situation that occurs, even if they had no hand in it.

Too many Supervisors are "Managers" today rather than Bosses and it shows in so many ways. The only way to reverse this trend will be a massive upheaval in the political landscape. Until then, the day of the Boss is in steep decline, and with it, the morale of the Department.

God help us and get a good chief in here, not one like the last two or any of those currently in our command staff.

06-12-2010, 11:23 PM
Maybe we can get rid of 2 chiefs, 4 captains and 2 lieutenents and get back to reality instead of making your bo bo's fat on the city's dime. How much cash would that save the City?

06-19-2010, 05:11 PM
4 more days and it'll all change with the fatman. You'll see more men rise who are better equipped to be supervisors. Thank got the longed hair hippy is going and we're getting the one who needs to be there full time.

07-05-2010, 03:47 AM
CHIEF
Faster than a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Walks on water.
Lunches with God, but must pick up tab.

Assistant Chief
Almost as fast as a speeding bullet.
More powerful than a shunting engine on a steep incline.
Leaps short buildings with a single bound.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
Talks to God.

Deputy Chief
Faster than an energetically thrown rock.
Almost as powerful as a speeding bullet.
Leaps short buildings with a running start in favorable winds.
Walks on water of indoor swimming pools, if lifeguard is present.
May be granted audience with God, if special request is approved at least three working days in advance.

Captain
Can fire a speeding bullet with tolerable accuracy.
Loses tug-of-war against anything mechanical.
Makes impressively high marks when trying to leap tall buildings.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God, in passing.

Lieutenant
Can sometimes handle firearm without shooting self.
Is run over by trains.
Barely clears outhouse.
Dog paddles.
Mumbles to self.

Sergeant
Is dangerous to self and comrades, if armed and unsupervised.
Recognizes trains, two out of three times.
Runs into tall buildings.
Can stay afloat, if properly instructed in the use of life jacket and water wings.
Talks to walls.

Field Training Officer
Can be trusted with either gun or ammunition, but never both.
Must have train ticket pinned to jacket and mittens tied to sleeves.
Falls over doorsteps while trying to enter tall buildings.
Plays in Mud puddles.
Stutters.

Detective
Under no circumstances to be issued with gun or ammunition, and must even be closely supervised when handling sharp pieces of paper or staples.
Says: "Look at choo choo!"
Not allowed inside buildings of any size.
Makes good boat anchor.
Mere existence makes God shudder.

Patrol Officer
Catches hyper sonic armor piercing fin stabilized discarding sabot depleted uranium long rod penetrators in his teeth and eats them.
Kicks bullet trains off their tracks.
Uproots tall buildings and walk under them.
Freezes water with a single glance; parts it with trifling gesture.
Is god.