Trim some fat

You wanna trim fat? Cut out these damn retired officers making 100k as retired city workers and hired back at 100k jobs. This drives me crazy to see retired Capt and Majs working ADMIN jobs that are taking away from Sgt spots that can help our promotions. Not one person can give me one good reason why we have a civilian heading up training....That was a Sgt post since I've been here...How 'bout Linda? Cut that job and give it to a working officer....Norm and Nick???? What a waste! That's some money we can put away. Put one officer up there and let them better their career. We all know Mamma is gonna get hired back doing some BS job making good money...Also, am I the only one scratching my head seeing the Capts and Majs working details? YOU people need to learn how to lead and stop being managers. OFFICERS come first. But go on suck up every detail while we "try" to get by. Wow! My eyes are open now and I see what and where my place is in Hallandale...

How long before those same captains and majors start working the details at Mardi Gras?

Someone really needs to look at where the money is going....Stop messing around with the JV Broward PBA and hire a good private lawyer....If we stand strong, we must fight strong. We can not sit back and talk the talk and vote down everything without drawing some bodily fluids, (Gotta be PC). Expose everything....We have the ammo to stay in this fight..They might be big and control the strings but we can still stay in the fight if we dig tooth and nail. I am sick of being the joke and punch line of the county...So I leave you on this note...WWYD if YOU had a 38 on Holiday DR or and DUI on the BLVD...You know what I mean.......

I could not agree more on every point so far. The union is seeming to be falling apart on us? We yell for unity but barely pass a "no" vote. Then we boycott the awards. Is it me or are the awards not for us, given by a panel of employees? The only thing that was accomplished was Aaron and Matt looking like idiots because there was no one there but ISD. I know if I were ever to win one of those 2 awards I would like to have some of my friends there. Someone one might say "Oh we were sending a message!" Really what message that we don't support our own even when they are recognized. This brilliant idea lost M2 his SOY award and guess what S1 could still care less about what happens to us. Let's stop bickering amongst ourselves and get our own attorney in her to clean house.

I also would like to be the first to say, Matt and Aaron sorry I didn't show, and M2 sorry that we cost you yours! Good job on receiving the awards, you all deserve it.

:oops:

Congrats to reserve officer Nadler for getting Officer of the Quarter for writing stop sign tickets...I wonder how many of his PEERS voted for him on that one?!?!? I guess the person I voted for wasn't worthy. Tickets override on-viewed robberies and burglaries. My hat's off to the real brothers in blue who actually do real policework :evil: .

First I would also like to congratulate Matt, Aaron and Michel (he ended up getting the Supervisor of the year award, as deserved). As for the officer of the quarter award, I believe it speaks for it's self. We ALL know who deserved and didn't deserve that honor, but we can't win them all. Secondly the boycott was a message of unity and was not directed at the Chief. It was a show of togetherness and an expression of how low the morale truly is. Furthermore, Matt and Aaron were 10-48 on what was going to take place, therefore no one looked stupid. I do agree that this display of comradery didn't change the Chief's feelings, but just maybe he will change his M.O. and back his officers. Now the ball is in court, he can ride in, support his officers, and secure what is deserved and needed for them; or he can continue his current career path.

Congrats to reserve officer Nadler for getting Officer of the Quarter for writing stop sign tickets...I wonder how many of his PEERS voted for him on that one?!?!? I guess the person I voted for wasn't worthy. Tickets override on-viewed robberies and burglaries. My hat's off to the real brothers in blue who actually do real policework :evil: .

Careful, last time someone suggested that the part-timer was not a real cop, the s4it hit the fan with S1 and next thing you know, people are getting pulled into a meeting.

How long before those same captains and majors start working the details at Mardi Gras?
Why are captians and Majors allowed to work details in the first place? Isn't 120k enough, they should be at the bottom of the list. They aren't even union members anymore. Let the people that are struggling to survive get first dibs. After we are done signing up for details then they get to go, just like every other PD in Broward.

sorry 48 but We R not like every other dept in Broward County and never will be! details good point. management rights over seniority reference shift bids. new cars = new employees seniority what? unity not likely so much for the thin blue line. doesnt work when direct links run to s1 and company to better themselves. feel free to add anything i missed.

Congrats to reserve officer Nadler for getting Officer of the Quarter for writing stop sign tickets...I wonder how many of his PEERS voted for him on that one?!?!? I guess the person I voted for wasn't worthy. Tickets override on-viewed robberies and burglaries. My hat's off to the real brothers in blue who actually do real policework :evil: .

Careful, last time someone suggested that the part-timer was not a real cop, the s4it hit the fan with S1 and next thing you know, people are getting pulled into a meeting.

No kidding! Be careful. Mr. Maturity will run to Daddy to tell on you. Grow up, mature a little and for crying-out-loud, handle your own issues.

I agree! We should make a stand on the details. If we as a union make an issue then it should be taken care of. We are the union and they (Capts and Majs) are not. What power, if any do they have when it comes to this matter? Who says they have to be number one? Is it the age old statement, "This is the way it's been forever." Well people......TIME FOR CHANGE! Crap or get off the pot...Make your voice heard and tell our Reps what we want. If any officer or Sgt says anything otherwise I strongly question that person's mental status. Let's throw that big 'ol rock into the pond and cause some waves....

You wanna trim fat? Cut out these darn retired officers making 100k as retired city workers and hired back at 100k jobs. This drives me crazy to see retired Capt and Majs working ADMIN jobs that are taking away from Sgt spots that can help our promotions. Not one person can give me one good reason why we have a civilian heading up training....That was a Sgt post since I've been here...How 'bout Linda? Cut that job and give it to a working officer....Norm and Nick???? What a waste! That's some money we can put away. Put one officer up there and let them better their career. We all know Mamma is gonna get hired back doing some BS job making good money...Also, am I the only one scratching my head seeing the Capts and Majs working details? YOU people need to learn how to lead and stop being managers. OFFICERS come first. But go on suck up every detail while we "try" to get by. Wow! My eyes are open now and I see what and where my place is in Hallandale...

I think it's time for the vote of no confidence! That will send a clear message to the city manager, mayor and commissioners :!:

You wanna trim fat? Cut out these darn retired officers making 100k as retired city workers and hired back at 100k jobs. This drives me crazy to see retired Capt and Majs working ADMIN jobs that are taking away from Sgt spots that can help our promotions. Not one person can give me one good reason why we have a civilian heading up training....That was a Sgt post since I've been here...How 'bout Linda? Cut that job and give it to a working officer....Norm and Nick???? What a waste! That's some money we can put away. Put one officer up there and let them better their career. We all know Mamma is gonna get hired back doing some BS job making good money...Also, am I the only one scratching my head seeing the Capts and Majs working details? YOU people need to learn how to lead and stop being managers. OFFICERS come first. But go on suck up every detail while we "try" to get by. Wow! My eyes are open now and I see what and where my place is in Hallandale...

i hear big head TD will be the next to come back hope its not true. he gets to keep a job and 8%...must be nice. and all the time he was here he was agreeing with us on the part-timers having to go. so much for unity. he'll be another rerun at this department because like the others, they are unemployable anywhere else but here.

Congrats to reserve officer Nadler for getting Officer of the Quarter for writing stop sign tickets...I wonder how many of his PEERS voted for him on that one?!?!? I guess the person I voted for wasn't worthy. Tickets override on-viewed robberies and burglaries. My hat's off to the real brothers in blue who actually do real policework :evil: .

You know, it is actually embarrassing that the part-timer gets nominated and actually awarded the Officer of the quarter. It is also embarrassing that the part-timer's stats are better than some full timers.

Maybe the reason why you want to get rid of part-timers is because they make you full timers look bad and un-productive?

:oops:

Congrats to reserve officer Nadler for getting Officer of the Quarter for writing stop sign tickets...I wonder how many of his PEERS voted for him on that one?!?!? I guess the person I voted for wasn't worthy. Tickets override on-viewed robberies and burglaries. My hat's off to the real brothers in blue who actually do real policework :evil: .

You know, it is actually embarrassing that the part-timer gets nominated and actually awarded the Officer of the quarter. It is also embarrassing that the part-timer's stats are better than some full timers.

Maybe the reason why you want to get rid of part-timers is because they make you full timers look bad and un-productive?

:oops:

Nice try Nadler, but sitting on a street corner and writing tickets while the rest of us do actual work does not constitute productivity. You getting any type of award, let alone officer of the quarter, is a slap in the face to the hard working officers of this department. Nobody wants you here. Leave ASAP and take your fat friend Gary with you.

Congrats to reserve officer Nadler for getting Officer of the Quarter for writing stop sign tickets...I wonder how many of his PEERS voted for him on that one?!?!? I guess the person I voted for wasn't worthy. Tickets override on-viewed robberies and burglaries. My hat's off to the real brothers in blue who actually do real policework :evil: .

You know, it is actually embarrassing that the part-timer gets nominated and actually awarded the Officer of the quarter. It is also embarrassing that the part-timer's stats are better than some full timers.

Maybe the reason why you want to get rid of part-timers is because they make you full timers look bad and un-productive?

:oops:
If I had no zone to work and picked what BS calls I wanted to take I would write 150 tickets a month too. Come on "r u embarrassed"....Are you serious? Mr Nadler's hobby is my career. He might get a 'lil respect if he comes to Hallandale, Takes a zone and humps some real calls. Part timers don't make me or any other cop feel bad. Richey Allen is great and pulls his weight...Making the statement you posted means your the man himself or the 1% of the dept. This is sad, we all know why he got the award and we all know why he is where he is today...but the question is.....who or what peers selected him for ofc of the quarter? my vote was for someone who did something bigger than tickets.

Wow! Mr MAGTF who works the hard area of Three Islands and ASB....Why does Mr MAGTF stay clear of the NW? Can he even pick out and named local gang member? And yes.....We have a gang problem in HappyDale...It is kept hush hush by the Hug a Thug program but we do have one....So Mr MAGTF....next time your 10-8 (haha) at night...swing on by 7th or 7th and do a F.I. or something...who knows...you might get lucky and find something. Or stay on the east and do stop sign enforcement and take all the 94s and BS sig14s. You want respect you have to earn it. Learn the job, lear the chain of command (you know what I mean) and do the right thing.

HE'S MY PART-TIMER!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE HIM UPSET...I HERE BY DECREE!!!! HE REPORTS TO ME!!!! I SEND HIM THROUGH THE HALLWAYS TO GET THE DIRT FOR ME MEMEMEMEMEMEMEM..ME!!! I WANT MY FREE MOTOROLA EQUIPMENT AND STROBES!!!!!!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!

Guys (and gals), ask the Captain that nominated him for the award what his/her criteria and reasoning was. Maybe the Captain saw something and thought he truly does a good job.

I think that if you really have a problem with him, you should talk to him in person and call him to the mat. I bet he would gladly talk to whoever it is, face to face, without a problem. Posting "anonymous" comments on here will never "iron" out your issues.

I took the time to speak to the guy and ask the questions first hand, so I could get the real information. You should try to do the same. He may surprise you as to why things are and how things come about.

I, being a new guy, personally think that the guy is 10-8. He will always back you up and he is a good cop. He has shown me that he has experience and knowledge. I do not see how he could be hinderance to anybody in this department. He is a regular guy that works the road and an extra person to help us out.

I refuse to be poisoned by a few that hate because they do not understand.

why don't you approch Nadler and tell him you don't want him here. I guess you lack those any way. Dont speak for all of us.

Guys (and gals), ask the Captain that nominated him for the award what his/her criteria and reasoning was. Maybe the Captain saw something and thought he truly does a good job.

I think that if you really have a problem with him, you should talk to him in person and call him to the mat. I bet he would gladly talk to whoever it is, face to face, without a problem. Posting "anonymous" comments on here will never "iron" out your issues.

I took the time to speak to the guy and ask the questions first hand, so I could get the real information. You should try to do the same. He may surprise you as to why things are and how things come about.

I, being a new guy, personally think that the guy is 10-8. He will always back you up and he is a good cop. He has shown me that he has experience and knowledge. I do not see how he could be hinderance to anybody in this department. He is a regular guy that works the road and an extra person to help us out.

I refuse to be poisoned by a few that hate because they do not understand.

I will agree with this post. Why doesn't anybody that has a personal problem with the guy grow a set of jewels and stand up to the guy? What do you have to lose?

Oh, yeah, and boycotting the award ceremony was a real mature way to handle it too!

If anybody would have thought it out, maybe somebody would have invited commissioners, the Mayor, civic leaders, activists in our community and anyone important, that, when those people would have heard the reasons why the officers got the awards they got, they would have realized the class "A" department Hallandale has and then the only thought there would have been to protect the officers and want to keep them happy with raises and a favorable contract.

Instead, the only people that realized the boycott were yourselves and nobody cared. Genius, real genius.

Stop fighting the stupid stuff and start fighting for yourselves! Forget the part-time program, it does not affect you. Other than one person, ther rest are regular road guys.

Over and out!

The last person that went to Nadler and spoke one on one, Nadler went to S1. I would love to talk man to man...He is a nice guy but has no clue what the chain of command is...When a sgt tells him to take a call and he says 54 and goes to S unit and dodges that call it will not help his case. Those of you that are making these post must have not worked the road long or never at all. Post your names if you support him...We have fear from above...we know if we talk bad we get a time out...so you have nothing to be worried about if you support him...STAND UP AND JOIN THE ROLL CALL. Sound OFF for his support with your name..Come on and wake up...Your lost in the sauce if you belive what your saying...And stop worring about the part timers? MMMMM that's money that could go to the road. It would be nice to have a taser or computer that works. So if your a chair warrior trying to make a point give it up...you will never change the minds of the guys on the road. Nadler is the only one that can change our minds...Take a zone buddy (west) and humps some calls...earn your keep and then I'll tip my hat off to you.

You wanna trim fat? Cut out these darn retired officers making 100k as retired city workers and hired back at 100k jobs. This drives me crazy to see retired Capt and Majs working ADMIN jobs that are taking away from Sgt spots that can help our promotions. Not one person can give me one good reason why we have a civilian heading up training....That was a Sgt post since I've been here...How 'bout Linda? Cut that job and give it to a working officer....Norm and Nick???? What a waste! That's some money we can put away. Put one officer up there and let them better their career. We all know Mamma is gonna get hired back doing some BS job making good money...Also, am I the only one scratching my head seeing the Capts and Majs working details? YOU people need to learn how to lead and stop being managers. OFFICERS come first. But go on suck up every detail while we "try" to get by. Wow! My eyes are open now and I see what and where my place is in Hallandale...

I think it's time for the vote of no confidence! That will send a clear message to the city manager, mayor and commissioners :!:


The problem with your suggestion is that the city manager could care less. He simply concerned about himself. The bigwigs get away with anything they want. It's like the old adage; don't send the wolf to guard the henhouse. If we had the guts there needs to be two votes on no confidence.

I think I read somewhere that Hollywood's city manager turned down a pay raise for himself due to the budget...If that's true than that's being a good leader.

The last person that went to Nadler and spoke one on one, Nadler went to S1. I would love to talk man to man...He is a nice guy but has no clue what the chain of command is...When a sgt tells him to take a call and he says 54 and goes to S unit and dodges that call it will not help his case. Those of you that are making these post must have not worked the road long or never at all. Post your names if you support him...We have fear from above...we know if we talk bad we get a time out...so you have nothing to be worried about if you support him...STAND UP AND JOIN THE ROLL CALL. Sound OFF for his support with your name..Come on and wake up...Your lost in the sauce if you belive what your saying...And stop worring about the part timers? MMMMM that's money that could go to the road. It would be nice to have a taser or computer that works. So if your a chair warrior trying to make a point give it up...you will never change the minds of the guys on the road. Nadler is the only one that can change our minds...Take a zone buddy (west) and humps some calls...earn your keep and then I'll tip my hat off to you.

Ok. I would agree if that was the case, but please get your facts straight. He did not go to cry to S1. Ever stop to think that others will get the news to S1 fitst in an attempt to difuse a situation? Then S1 becomes aware of the issue but everybody believes it is Nadler running to S1. The call you are referring to that he dodged, was a call that he questioned the Sgt. and asked for help in handling. He did not dodge any call. After reading all the anti-S1 posts all over this board, since when are you afraid of S1? Regarding the money, you mention tasers and computers that work. Why don't you ask Nadler how he was responsible in brokering a deal that allowed all the old tasers to be bought from the city so that money could be used to buy new tasers? Please ask around and realize that Nadler has worked 1 and 2 zones longer than some of you have been cops. By the way, next time you go talk to Nadler about a new Blackberry or your phone broke or your bill was wrong or you need an accessory, you may want to speak to him about these issues and straighten them out. He is good for a lot more than just fixing cell phone issues.

Great thats what we want now! The reserve guys working our zones. So we can get a raise for what? I really don't need Nadler working my zone. I'm just happy there is someone there taking my 94's and 10-105. Going back he has worked 1-2 zone for many years you can just ask Ralph M or your new sgt who put him there plenty of times. Get on with it and just try to get us more $$$ and new cars. Will the senior guys ever get new cars?

i don't know about all of the dirty stuff but i can only opine about what i see. i got no problems with Nadler personally nor does what he does at work affect me. but when looking at the officer of the quarter award, i have to say that he was given a task to complete by his supervisor and went and did it. he also had the ability to concentrate on that task alone, without having to handle any other responsibilities. just go and do a single task that you are told to do. while he handled that task and handled it well, i don't think given the situation his accomplishment was that remarkable. there are tango units who write that many tickets and still handle accidents, duis, and other traffic, so writing those tickets when its your only task doesnt look to me as being something spectacular. he completed his assigned task and to his credit, he did a good job. however, in that same quarter officers were nominated for many things that went above normal assigned tasks, including apprehending armed robbers, etc. which i think takes precedence over regular duties. obviously, since we see who got the award, others do not agree. i do think there was a personal agenda for the nomination, since management seems to consistently drool all over themselves as soon as one of their special designees does anything more than just show up and loves to tout their "huge historical" accomplishments. while i dont take away from the good things these poeple do, i think once again it raises the anger level of the majority who go out there and do equal or better things and never here a word from the same management. so i agree that some of the lash outs are over the top or misdirected, but i also think its a symptom of the increasing poor morale and work environment.

“Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.”

Are you kidding me, the only reason the Captainess put Nadler in for an award was because she's so far in the hole that it was again the only way for her to look like she's got blood instead of ice water in her veins.
[quote="not bitter":2fipz1ez]Guys (and gals), ask the Captain that nominated him for the award what his/her criteria and reasoning was. Maybe the Captain saw something and thought he truly does a good job.

I think that if you really have a problem with him, you should talk to him in person and call him to the mat. I bet he would gladly talk to whoever it is, face to face, without a problem. Posting "anonymous" comments on here will never "iron" out your issues.

I took the time to speak to the guy and ask the questions first hand, so I could get the real information. You should try to do the same. He may surprise you as to why things are and how things come about.

I, being a new guy, personally think that the guy is 10-8. He will always back you up and he is a good cop. He has shown me that he has experience and knowledge. I do not see how he could be hinderance to anybody in this department. He is a regular guy that works the road and an extra person to help us out.

I refuse to be poisoned by a few that hate because they do not understand.

I will agree with this post. Why doesn't anybody that has a personal problem with the guy grow a set of jewels and stand up to the guy? What do you have to lose?

Oh, yeah, and boycotting the award ceremony was a real mature way to handle it too!

If anybody would have thought it out, maybe somebody would have invited commissioners, the Mayor, civic leaders, activists in our community and anyone important, that, when those people would have heard the reasons why the officers got the awards they got, they would have realized the class "A" department Hallandale has and then the only thought there would have been to protect the officers and want to keep them happy with raises and a favorable contract.

Instead, the only people that realized the boycott were yourselves and nobody cared. Genius, real genius.

Stop fighting the stupid stuff and start fighting for yourselves! Forget the part-time program, it does not affect you. Other than one person, ther rest are regular road guys.

Over and out![/quote:2fipz1ez]

i don't know about all of the dirty stuff but i can only opine about what i see. i got no problems with Nadler personally nor does what he does at work affect me. but when looking at the officer of the quarter award, i have to say that he was given a task to complete by his supervisor and went and did it. he also had the ability to concentrate on that task alone, without having to handle any other responsibilities. just go and do a single task that you are told to do. while he handled that task and handled it well, i don't think given the situation his accomplishment was that remarkable. there are tango units who write that many tickets and still handle accidents, duis, and other traffic, so writing those tickets when its your only task doesnt look to me as being something spectacular. he completed his assigned task and to his credit, he did a good job. however, in that same quarter officers were nominated for many things that went above normal assigned tasks, including apprehending armed robbers, etc. which i think takes precedence over regular duties. obviously, since we see who got the award, others do not agree. i do think there was a personal agenda for the nomination, since management seems to consistently drool all over themselves as soon as one of their special designees does anything more than just show up and loves to tout their "huge historical" accomplishments. while i dont take away from the good things these poeple do, i think once again it raises the anger level of the majority who go out there and do equal or better things and never here a word from the same management. so i agree that some of the lash outs are over the top or misdirected, but i also think its a symptom of the increasing poor morale and work environment.

“Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.”
You guys ***** and complain whether it was a full timer or part timer, when the truth be told that most of TH's little followers would sit and write each other up for awards all the time. Please don't believe me look it up yourself. For a long time it was always the same few who would write up the same few. You never heard any *****ing from those who weren't in that click that didn't get anything. Let me give you some hints, TH, BH, TC, ED, TC, MM, the other MM, EM, MC etc.........get the picture?

By the way what a great job Michel, Gary and Alex did with their boycott, you stupid idiots.

10-4 Those 3 have their own angenda and thats it. Start working for us not for the three of you. Better off just step down you got nothing done. PART TIME who cares get me more money. When am I getting my new car.

You guys ***** and complain whether it was a full timer or part timer, when the truth be told that most of TH's little followers would sit and write each other up for awards all the time. Please don't believe me look it up yourself. For a long time it was always the same few who would write up the same few. You never heard any *****ing from those who weren't in that click that didn't get anything. Let me give you some hints, TH, BH, TC, ED, TC, MM, the other MM, EM, MC etc.........get the picture?[/quote]



nice post deputy chief

You guys ***** and complain whether it was a full timer or part timer, when the truth be told that most of TH's little followers would sit and write each other up for awards all the time. Please don't believe me look it up yourself. For a long time it was always the same few who would write up the same few. You never heard any *****ing from those who weren't in that click that didn't get anything. Let me give you some hints, TH, BH, TC, ED, TC, MM, the other MM, EM, MC etc.........get the picture?



nice post deputy chief[/quote]

You must be one of those self centered ego maniacs to think that I'm the Chief. Do really think that everyone in the PD agrees with you. Obviously you never made it to the bureau or maybe you did and now you're a Sgt. there. Nice try.

Why hide it we all know its MC.

MC for Chief!!!!!!

MC for Chief!!!!!!

Well, he already is the Chief of the all the 20's in gray uniform. What a bunch of clowns, led by by the biggest clown of all!

Ringling Brothers, Barnum and HBPD.

:snicker:

Maybe MC can train them to be our next swat team.

You guys ***** and complain whether it was a full timer or part timer, when the truth be told that most of TH's little followers would sit and write each other up for awards all the time. Please don't believe me look it up yourself. For a long time it was always the same few who would write up the same few. You never heard any *****ing from those who weren't in that click that didn't get anything. Let me give you some hints, TH, BH, TC, ED, TC, MM, the other MM, EM, MC etc.........get the picture?



nice post deputy chief

You must be one of those self centered ego maniacs to think that I'm the Chief. Do really think that everyone in the PD agrees with you. Obviously you never made it to the bureau or maybe you did and now you're a Sgt. there. Nice try.[/quote]

so you get all mad at me for presuming who you are then go on to presume who i am? and i didnt say chief, i said deputy chief..maybe i dont know who you are, i only know you apparently dislike those people you mentioned so bad that you did anything you could to segway into talking about them instead of the topic at hand. and frankly i didnt hear about TH writing those guys up for anything and didnt even hear about them getting any awards, since most of us werent at the awards ceremony. so the only reason i called you deputy chief was because when i read your text i thought of a petty little jealous brat who was probably in the awards committee meetings to know who got what. so...nice post Deputy Chief. do us a favor and list the awards all those guys got from TH and i'll take your post into consideration. if theres a bunch of b.s. undeserving awards in there, maybe i'll even agree with you. the only one i did hear about was BH's M.O.V. for his shooting, and not for nothing its only been 2 or 3 years coming and i personally i think he wouldnt have gotten it at all had MC not had his shooting. apparently all the rumors i heard being passed around by the smoking statue in the parking lot about it being a bad shoot was a bunch of b.s. but go ahead and astonish me

On 03/13/10, Guest wrote:

"the only one i did hear about was BH's M.O.V. for his shooting, and not for nothing its only been 2 or 3 years coming and i personally i think he wouldnt have gotten it at all had MC not had his shooting."

The M.O.V. took as long as it did because that's how long it took the case to go before a Grand Jury. The medal was awarded at the first awards ceremony after the Grand Jury cleared the case.

Wait....I'm confused...we have two MMs and two MC were talking about? As for BH getting the the MOV 2 years late I would like to think it's because of the grand jury but who knows in this dept. We all know MC was golden and handed the MOV but I dont think that had anything to do with BH award.

On 03/13/10, Guest wrote:

"the only one i did hear about was BH's M.O.V. for his shooting, and not for nothing its only been 2 or 3 years coming and i personally i think he wouldnt have gotten it at all had MC not had his shooting."

The M.O.V. took as long as it did because that's how long it took the case to go before a Grand Jury. The medal was awarded at the first awards ceremony after the Grand Jury cleared the case.

then like i said, the smoking statue in the parking lot was spreading rumors which is uncool. are you going to name all those other b.s. awards those guys got from TH or what?

Wait....I'm confused...we have two MMs and two MC were talking about? As for BH getting the the MOV 2 years late I would like to think it's because of the grand jury but who knows in this dept. We all know MC was golden and handed the MOV but I dont think that had anything to do with BH award.

i would like to think that our PD would believe in our officers without waiting for a silly grand jury. i mean it wasnt in the least bit questionable..the guy went for gun on a bunch of cops and was cleared by our dept and everyone else involved. i know that the year of BH's shooting i talked to one of the guys on the committee and there was an award put up which the D.chief took out. i also heard this year from a separate person on the awards committee that it was brought up again because they were awarding MC and again D.chief tried to scramble and say that letters were already put in the officer's files for it, which was total bs. surprisingly it was a civilian on the committe that stood up for giving him the award. maybe thats why people think the way they do....

On 03/13/10, Guest wrote:

"the only one i did hear about was BH's M.O.V. for his shooting, and not for nothing its only been 2 or 3 years coming and i personally i think he wouldnt have gotten it at all had MC not had his shooting."

The M.O.V. took as long as it did because that's how long it took the case to go before a Grand Jury. The medal was awarded at the first awards ceremony after the Grand Jury cleared the case.

then like i said, the smoking statue in the parking lot was spreading rumors which is uncool. are you going to name all those other b.s. awards those guys got from TH or what?


WHO LISTENS TO THE SMOKING STATUE? ITS THERE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. THIS IS THE SAME SMOKING STATUE THAT TOLD ME SHE ALMOST MADE THE OLYMPICS FOR TRACK AND FIELD. SERIOUSLY ASK SOMEONE A LITTLE MORE REPUTABLE NEXT TIME DUDE.

Wait a minute....You think MC was handed the MOV? I can say he isn't that "golden" now.Im pretty sure it was deserved. Give credit where credit is due.

On 03/13/10, Guest wrote:

"the only one i did hear about was BH's M.O.V. for his shooting, and not for nothing its only been 2 or 3 years coming and i personally i think he wouldnt have gotten it at all had MC not had his shooting."

The M.O.V. took as long as it did because that's how long it took the case to go before a Grand Jury. The medal was awarded at the first awards ceremony after the Grand Jury cleared the case.

then like i said, the smoking statue in the parking lot was spreading rumors which is uncool. are you going to name all those other b.s. awards those guys got from TH or what?

i'm still waiting...

Why is it that I have the feeling that everyone who is complaining about the awards are the people that don't do anything worth getting one. Cry all you want about Naddler but no one else wrote that many tickets at the intersection Tango units included. Maybe not worth OOQ but some recognition. and before i here "He doesn't have to answer calls." Look at your log sheet, you all have time to be somewhat productive but people can barely write 20 tickets in a month better yet one day. So everyone stop crying about this and move on with your life. As for those who did earn and recieved awards "BH, MC, AS AND MM" excelent job prowd to work with you!

You dont say should have called himself Elmer Fudd with the "im Prowd!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Elmer would have said "Pwoud."

so would the accreditation manager :snicker:

On 03/13/10, Guest wrote:

"the only one i did hear about was BH's M.O.V. for his shooting, and not for nothing its only been 2 or 3 years coming and i personally i think he wouldnt have gotten it at all had MC not had his shooting."

The M.O.V. took as long as it did because that's how long it took the case to go before a Grand Jury. The medal was awarded at the first awards ceremony after the Grand Jury cleared the case.

then like i said, the smoking statue in the parking lot was spreading rumors which is uncool. are you going to name all those other b.s. awards those guys got from TH or what?

i'm still waiting...

i guess i shouldn't hold my breath.....always a pleasure having you on here, Deputy Chief

Many of you know me for only a few things: my refusal to wear certain lady garments, my ability to work while injured, my inability to achieve a valid warrant, my lust for the perfect Marlboro, my equal loathing for Nicorette gum and the a**hole who invented it, or my undeniable kick-ass mullet…but perhaps I am known most for my hate of the word (and the very noun itself) of c**k…well except for one of course. It’s a long story that I’ve wanted to get off my wrinkled droop-boobed chest for almost my whole life, and now before my exile I must let the world know…let us begin.
It was the summer of ’53, I was 13 at the time (just legal in the state of Mississippi) and I had just finished dinner. It was one of my favorite meals, a meal to this day I still feel is the only meal complimented with candle light…Dinosaur Cheesy Mac. I was in the shower now washing my undeniable kick-ass mullet with my doctor prescribed dandruff shampoo when, I suddenly heard the door creak open like so many times before. I knew exactly who it was. He didn’t say a word to me, he never had to. And with the same respect I tried not to make a sound either, it was always easier with as little dialog as possible. Perhaps tonight he would do more than just watch, so I decided to take my chance and offer myself to the only man I knew could do me right. I slowly slid open the shower curtain to reveal my naked self with my undeniable kick-ass mullet. I had already lathered and rinsed but perhaps I could go through it again, it was always his favorite part of the show.
I was in the middle of letting the suds run down my crap-stained butt-crack while at the same time pinching my salami nipples to add just the hint of a tease that would, without a doubt, drive him wild. And I must say it was working, before I could bend over to pick up the soap I noticed the biggest bulge in his pants, and my mouth began to water just thinking of what was behind those overalls. The silence finally broke with the sexiest ‘Southern drawl’ I have ever heard him use, “Yo mama is wurkin late agin tonaht”. During that confession I kept my eyes closed, letting my heart skip a beat, my knees go weak and my undeniable kick-ass mullet remain undeniably kick-ass. When I opened my eyes back up I finally gazed upon what I have been waiting on for over 6 years.
He had unbuttoned his overalls to reveal the most beautiful piece of meat I had ever seen. As he stroked it I witnessed it getting longer and harder right inside his hands, and for the first time I actually felt jealousy for a body part. I could see every vein and with every pulse of it I could feel it inside me…I knew in my heart that this was the night.
I walked out of the shower forgetting to even dry myself or my undeniable kick-ass mullet, and as I went to grab his hand he quickly redirected it to his member, letting that guide me into the bedroom. Then, in a moment that will last forever in my mind, two undeniable kick-ass mullets came together that night. I believe for my sake he wanted to be gentle, considering that I haven’t had a chance to weed-whack my jungle bush yet, but I assured him I wanted to be treated like the tween I was…and that I had been a very bad girl.
It started with him throwing me on the bed and forcing me open, and you could almost see the green stink lines coming off of my jungle bush. It was the first time I had my ankles behind my head (in what he called the ‘Mississippi Pretzel’). And when he shoved it in me I watched my jungle bush split, parting ever so slightly and fully accepting that spear like a Venus Flytrap taking in a dung beetle. Every pump was faster and harder, the steam left over from the shower had mixed with the sweat on my crap-stained butt-crack to create an aroma I will never forget. At one point I thought he was going to break my pelvis! Just when I thought I couldn’t take anymore, he flipped me over on my hands and knees and spread my crap-stained butt-crack. I tried to turn around to witness his facial expression when he forced my head down in the pillow and grabbed my undeniable kick-ass mullet. He held that thing like handle bars, controlling the movement of my head with every thrust.
“If dis is wat heavin is like den jus snuff me nahw!”, I finally shouted into the pillow. To be honest that was the last clear thought I could remember, after that comment everything was combined into one wonderful scene of bliss. I knew when it was close to being over because his moans were growing louder and longer, I just wasn’t sure where to take the load. The only thing I asked him in a single plea was, “please, not on da undeniable kick-ass mullet”. He replied, “I wud neva do dat”. My legs began to shiver, knowing what was about to come from me, and in the most perfect of all timing his climax was incestuously matched by mine as I finally screamed, “DADDY!”
When it was over, we both just laid in bed, breathing heavy but worried to make eye contact, we had just done what is considered normal practice in Mississippi, but I was still nervous. Then before I knew it we both were startled by the sound of jingling keys on the front of the double-wide and we knew Mama was home. I jumped out of that bed almost as fast as he threw me on it and scurried to the door, I turned back to notice him staring at my crap-stained butt-crack as it was shaking with every step…and I couldn’t say I blamed him, I worked long and hard to keep that crap-stain symmetrical. As I jumped into my own bed, sticking to the sheets, I made sure my undeniable kick-ass mullet was in place so that it would not get ruined (I did have a reputation to uphold). I tried to drift off to sleep for hours but my mind was still racing with the events that just took place.
Of course that was the night I knew I would swear off man meat forever. Soon after that I tried out for the softball team (convinced all the girls that my undeniable kick-ass mullet should be in a museum) and started my muff-diving life. I tried everything since that night to replace the feeling of that beautiful piece of tube steak with its perfectly placed genital warts, but nothing compares to that glorious purple headed yogurt slinger, not a cucumber, termite infested tree branch, a Golden Retriever’s head, F-350 drive shaft…nothing could come close. That’s when I decided to start hating the world (mostly men), and unfortunately for the Hallandale Beach P.D. it’s also when I decided to become a cop. And now, every once in a while I’ll walk down stairs to take a look at the people who are doing the work I’m too good for, I mostly come down to view the ’94 picture of our fabulous Police/CSA crew. I wrote a letter to big Tommy one time in an attempt to air brush my undeniable kick-ass mullet on everyone else in the picture to make it the most amazing photo ever taken on the face of the earth, but big Tommy told me there is a lot more memorabilia on the wall and he couldn’t have a crowd gathering around just one. So as I leave you all I can only give one piece of advice (the only thing that ever really helped me). And that is simply…shoot a man in the a**, it’ll get you anywhere you want to go.
Thank you and God Bless….women.