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01-15-2010, 01:51 AM
Hey Andrews, could you or Conklin please pull all of Bianchi's cases and see what the heck he is doing all day, he is spending so much time on this site no wonder his solve rate on anything but a smoking gun case sucks. And by the way, is he running for political office, or does he want some new assignment? He has brought a.. kissing to a new level never attained by anyone in history! Get back to work Bianchi..

Hey maybe since Bianchi has so much free time, we can cut back in VCD? worth taking a look...

01-15-2010, 03:44 AM
Hey, leave my gumshoe alone. Perhaps you need to get back in your dinghy and go patrol the parks.

01-15-2010, 05:47 AM
Hey seriously, this bianchi does squat all week! Some one needs to check it out also, a psychological really REALLY in order here! Let us not be victim again to another embarassment deputy here at PBSO! Somebody do something this guy is crying out!

01-15-2010, 02:40 PM
He has definitely got some issues and is, perhaps, the largest arse kisser in history. I have a theory... he knows Bradshaw is going to be kicked out on his tucas come election day... he knows if Bradshaw get thrown out, he has ambitions of going from Det. to Major on Bradshaw's last day, like some other incompetent arse kissers that were suddenly promoted to majors ...

hey Bianche - get some q-tips... you've got some of Bradshaw's poo crusted up in your nose. And some toothpicks to get his dingleberrys out of your teeth.

01-15-2010, 04:07 PM
Amen to that brother!

01-15-2010, 11:24 PM
ladies and Gentlemen..............No matter how hard you may try, you just CANNOT POLISH A TURD ! !!

Michael Bianchi
01-22-2010, 09:06 PM
It appears as though more than a few people know me; name recognition can be a good thing.
Which brings to mind a story about Uncle Louigi…………………….

Uncle Louigi was a very well known man in New Jersey, and this fact would pit him against his brother Vincenzo (Uncle Vince).
One day Uncle Louigi and Uncle Vince were walking downtown and Uncle Vince soon realized that everyone was saying hello to Uncle Louigi but never extending a similar courtesy to him, and if they did recognize him, he was referred to as Louigi’s brother.
Uncle Vince questioned Louigi about his popularity and Uncle Louigi responded, “Everyabody Knowsa Louigi”. Uncle Vince grew more and more irritated as they the day went on, and then finally when the two of them stopped for lunch, Uncle Vince proposed a wager. Uncle Vince was willing to wager $10,00.00 that, if given three chances, he could find someone who did not know Uncle Louigi. Without hesitation, Uncle Louigi accepted the bet and then began to write on a small pad. When asked what he was doing, Uncle Louigi said, “Justa makin the notes about how I’ma gonna spenda the money”.
The following week Uncle Vince asked Uncle Louigi to accompany him on a short road trip to Pennsylvania’s Amish Community to pick up some custom cabinets. As soon as they drove into town, Uncle Vince could hear, “Hey Louigi” – “How’s the wife Louigi” – “Stop by for coffee sometime Louigi”. Enraged, Uncle Vince turned the truck around and headed back to New Jersey without even picking up the cabinets. The whole way back he could see Uncle Louigi writing on his little notepad.
Two weeks later Uncle Vince arrived at Uncle Louigi’s house, he was carrying a California phonebook and appeared very excited. Uncle Vince had apparently asked a friend, who was a truck driver, to pick up a phone book from the farthest point he traveled beyond New Jersey. With feverish excitement, Uncle Vince dropped the phone book on the table, selected a random name on the first open page and placed a call. When the person answered on the other end, Uncle Vince started to say, “Do you know a man named Louigi Bia…….”? But before he could finish, the lady on the other end said, “Louigi Bianchi, of course, is he OK? Does he need anything”? Infuriated, Uncle Vince slams the phone down and heads out the front door without even saying goodbye. As he slams the front door shut, he can see Uncle Louigi writing in his little pad.

Three weeks later Uncle Vince tells Uncle Louigi that it is his last chance so he’s going all out and he believes he finally got his brother. The two men board a plane for Italy, all the way Uncle Louigi is writing in his little pad. Once in Italy, Uncle Vince escorts Uncle Louigi to the Vatican where a grand celebration was being presided over by the Pope. Vatican City was packed as Uncle Vince and Uncle Louigi made their way to the front of the crowd, in view of the Pope. Uncle Vince pointed to the Pope and asked, “Does the Holy Father know Louigi”? Without saying a word, Uncle Louigi started for the stairs that lead to the Pope. Uncle Vince was confident that he had his bother this time. Uncle Vince’s brothers and sisters were born in America and had never returned to Italy for a visit, there was no way he would know the Pope or even get near him.

Uncle Vince started to doubt the sureness of his plan when he heard a Vatican Guard, “Louigi watcha your step, the stones, they are old”. Once Uncle Louigi made it to the top and met with the Pope, he looked into the crowd and saw Uncle Vince flat on his back. Uncle Louigi rushed down the stairs to his brother’s side, “Vincenzo my brother speck to me”. After taking a few slaps to the face, Uncle Vince wakes, “I wasa standin watchin a you talka to the Holy Father”. Still cradling his head, Luigi “You see the miracle”? Uncle Vince swallows, “No….an old Nun tapped a me on the back”. Louigi leans in closer, “Was it a Mother Teresa”? Uncle Vince hesitates and then says, “The olda Nun tappa me on the back and aska me who’s the old balda guy with the funny hat a talkin to Luigi”?

During the flight back to America Uncle Louigi fell asleep and Uncle Vince secretly pulled the small note pad from his coat. After reading the contents of the pad, Uncle Vince kissed his brother’s forehead and said, “I’ma Glad I know Louigi”!

The pad contained financial calculations for a period of three years where Uncle Louigi was saving to buy Uncle Vince a new Cadillac; the $10,000 helped him reach his goal.

01-22-2010, 11:34 PM
Everybody knows OJ SIMPSON TOO ! ! ! A turd is STILL a turd ! !

01-23-2010, 03:09 AM
Mikey you are a real ****! By the way did you see your buddies the Flying Wheels on the History Channel with the Devil's Diciples about an hour ago? Are you really as stupid as you sound on here? Which team are you on anyway?