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11-29-2009, 08:15 AM

Just curious what's up with the FHP mustache mafia that was at the UF vs. FSU game today (shown with CBS's Tracie Wolfson when she was interviewing Tebow). 1 Black tpr and 2 white tprs with very stylish thin mustaches! Gainesville troopers I presume? How do those work with picking up chicks?

http://www.lucasfan.com/autographs/TOMSELLECK.JPG

11-29-2009, 12:52 PM

Who says they're picking up chicks?

11-30-2009, 12:51 AM

The District Commander said all troopers working UF games must have the prerequisite mustache.

11-30-2009, 03:30 AM

Czernis, please BAN THESE MUSTACHES! I was embarrassed watching that game. As Stephen Colbert once said, "Mustaches don't make you gay, but they don't help."

11-30-2009, 05:03 PM

They are right there with shaving your receding hair and growing a goatee. You may think it looks tough but in reality your just took a step closer to looking like the Village People.

11-30-2009, 07:52 PM

Sounds like a lot of cries from a lot of "men" who can't grow one!