Pinecrest Security

Hey your agency should be turned into a Security Department !!

Sir, you are correct.

The thing is that in the word security there are 8 letters. In the word police there are 6 letters. Because our department is so damn stingy and cheap, it is cheaper to print out patches, badges, paper and general orders with the word police.

Due to everyone and their mother leaving this place, massive amounts of memos we write and the implementing of approximately 30 new general orders a day, by using the word police our department saves approximately 56 million dollars a year.