08-19-2009, 08:32 PM
You might be a cop if……………..
1. You have the bladder capacity of five people.
2. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.
3. Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase.
4. You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
5. Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.
6. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
7. You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
8. You have your weekends off planned for a year.
9. You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which its located.
10. You’ve had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.
11. Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
12. You can discuss where you are going to eat while standing over a dead body.
13. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
14. You do not see daylight from November until May.
15. People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being
hugely funny and original.
16. A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of
underwear.
17. You've ever referred to Thursday as "My Monday".
18. You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.
19. You have heard the Sergeant muttering down the hall, "Who's in charge of this
mess anyway?"
20. You believe it's not a good death unless it involves overtime.
1. You have the bladder capacity of five people.
2. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.
3. Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase.
4. You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
5. Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.
6. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
7. You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
8. You have your weekends off planned for a year.
9. You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which its located.
10. You’ve had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.
11. Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
12. You can discuss where you are going to eat while standing over a dead body.
13. You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
14. You do not see daylight from November until May.
15. People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being
hugely funny and original.
16. A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of
underwear.
17. You've ever referred to Thursday as "My Monday".
18. You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.
19. You have heard the Sergeant muttering down the hall, "Who's in charge of this
mess anyway?"
20. You believe it's not a good death unless it involves overtime.