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Any rumors, concerns or questions? Ask the deputy who can clarify your life.
oh yes kind sir, plz help me, i need to know the meaning behind all life and why we exist
oh yes kind sir, plz help me, i need to know the meaning behind all life and why we exist
That is a very philosophical question, however I will answer it. The true meaning of life is not how much money we make or what type of job we do, the question really is what do people think of us after we're dead? Do they think he was a classy guy or a complete asshole. We exist on this planet for a very short time to post on LeoAffairs and read the crap thats on here.
A know-it-all or know-all is either someone who has a large amount of knowledge or someone who professes to have a large amount of knowledge, but who actually knows very little at all.
Oh wise Deputy, why oh why is our Sheriff so incompetent?
A know-it-all or know-all is either someone who has a large amount of knowledge or someone who professes to have a large amount of knowledge, but who actually knows very little at all.
The answer is that a jailer knows nothing at all.
Yes but we have nice rims on our cars I have 24's
Deputy answer this one why was a certain Lt. Col. transfered to DOD after he was caught receiving oral pleasure from his secretary? Should he not have been terminated ?
Who are you talking about?
oh yes kind sir, plz help me, i need to know the meaning behind all life and why we exist
For the whelms of our Sheriff for he is the God of Broward NOW KNEEL DOWN,
Why is the Sheriff closing the stockade and firing 70 Deputies on July 31 when the budget is already paid for and good until October?
Why is the Sheriff closing the stockade and firing 70 Deputies on July 31 when the budget is already paid for and good until October?
It's nothing business, just personal. He just doesn't like them.
Why don't LT's and above pay the gas money for being out of county?
Why don't LT's and above pay the gas money for being out of county?
Beacuse its in YOUR contract not theirs..............You accepted it! Thank your PBA
Any rumors, concerns or questions? Ask the deputy who can clarify your life.
May I lick your Boot Sir I need Day Shift Weekends off ?
[quote="DEPUTY KNOWS ALL":krvdmc7o]Any rumors, concerns or questions? Ask the deputy who can clarify your life.
May I lick your Boot Sir I need Day Shift Weekends off ?[/quote:krvdmc7o]
You can if you want to, As a Sgt. brown nosers I don't like.
why are the Lt s door Shut. and deputies have dirty knees...
why are the Lt s door Shut. and deputies have dirty knees...
Because they are removing the gum from underneath the desk tops.
How come my questions don't get answered on ASK THE SHERIFF?
Because they have no answers.
Oh Deputy,
Why is it that Castillo from the west district gets sick every weekend? The poor guy calls in about every weekend. Do you know of any miracle cures for this poor soul?
wHOEVER YOU ARE THAT HAS CREATED THIS BLOG, I WISH I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS FIRST. THIS IS GREAT, ENTERTAINING AND A BREATH OF FRESH AIR FROM ALL THE NEGATIVITY. KEEP THE HUMOR COMING AND CONTINUE THIS AS IT IS MUCH NEEDED AT THIS POINT.
My Sheriff"s Baseball cap is dirty, stinky and stiff. Can I get a new one sir?
Sr. what will the new Broward Correction uniforms look like?
Sr. what will the new Broward Correction uniforms look like?
Starfleet uniforms
Red uniforms are command, yellow are operations, which is mostly tactical or engineering, and blue are the sciences.
My Sheriff"s Baseball cap is dirty, stinky and stiff. Can I get a new one sir?
I hate to ask you just what in the heck you have been doing with your hat but I won't. Take it down to property with a letter from your command and they will give you a better used one (new) one....lol
Earth Girls Are Easy ?
No not at all. Some are real clock stoppers. BSO has a few. Martian women are real loose.
Are all Deputies Heartbroke and Horny?
With all the OT listed by the Newspaper what advice would you give to investing that OT money properly, what tax shelters are best and should one worry about Jr's mother { baby mom drama} finding out and raising the child support.
Are all Deputies Heartbroke and Horny?
Some are Horny. Some are Heartbroken. Some are Heartbroken and Horny. Some are Heartbroken , Horny and paying huge child support. Which are you?
Will there be a memorial service at the public safety blg honoring michael jackson?
Will there be a memorial service at the public safety blg honoring michael jackson?
If there is any memorial service it will be a CPIS where all child abuse investigations and sexual abuse investigations are conducted. Along with the help of the sex crimes unit they could conduct a mock castration of a MJ doll then jail it for life.
How many hours does it take to take a cops prisioner from them at the main jail?
How many hours does it take to take a cops prisioner from them at the main jail?
You sure make the rounds, God.
How many hours does it take to take a cops prisioner from them at the main jail?
Four hours for you Icehole!
How many Hours should I donate for the Deputies being laid off?
How many Hours should I donate for the Deputies being laid off?
the donated hours is to pay for our raises silly not to save the deputies that are triple dipping from being laid off. since you're offering to pay for my up coming raise throw me 16 hours. thanks
Kind Sr. is the Stockade closing by July 31st or Oct 1st?
biteme
07-12-2009, 10:39 PM
Q?, What will happen to donated time, if it doesnt "save jobs"? Is it returned, kept to keep POS double dippers on payroll, more "special pursuit cars" for the road...so many opportunities to squander good will meant for those who need it
Are all deputies stupid?
No not all deputies are stupid but a a lot are. The ones that want 12 hour shifts are. They are giving up a future in BSO. There will be less SGTS. positions in the future and they will give up OT that could bump up thier retirement if they make it 25 years. Deputies have never been smart with money which explains bad contracts like getting a raise subject to funding.
Now that I am working for free one day can I take it on April Fools Day ?
Sure you should take it on April Fools day because you are a fool to take away money from your family and throw it in a toilet. Sounds good fool.
Why did we have this totally unnecessary bid, when the stockade was to remain open all along???
Q??,,,Can you tell me how BSO the largest fully accredited sheriff office in the United States, has the biggest LOSER for a Sheriff that is on his way to accomplish what no other Sheriff has done before him. Fully dismantle BSO from within after 30yrs with the Office. And please don't bring up the fact the road patrol division and the PBA backed him and full supported him and may have committed a felony or 2 (you know taking all the signs), just for a 2% & 2% supplementary in their contract that they may not even get?? Please try and make simple.
How can we get rid of the PBA?
You obviously drink the Dem kool aid to think Lamberti is to blame totally. Believe this - if Ken Jenne the king of the Dems was here, no matter how crooked he is he would not face this battle. If you are a Dem in Broward you get preferential treatment. Just look at Miriam Oliphant, top pay over $75K for a new school employee when good teachers are less than $40K and M.O. can't even pass the test. Give me a break that this is on the level.
More Kool aid for the Dem Dep please. If you ween yourself off it you may even see clearly some other issues on the state and national scene. Wish you well brother/sister.
You obviously drink the Dem kool aid to think Lamberti is to blame totally. Believe this - if Ken Jenne the king of the Dems was here, no matter how crooked he is he would not face this battle. If you are a Dem in Broward you get preferential treatment. Just look at Miriam Oliphant, top pay over $75K for a new school employee when good teachers are less than $40K and M.O. can't even pass the test. Give me a break that this is on the level.
More Kool aid for the Dem Dep please. If you ween yourself off it you may even see clearly some other issues on the state and national scene. Wish you well brother/sister.
Yeah but Lameberti still has Jenne's henchmen in place. Fire them win some respect!
Yes, I agree they need to go, and should have been gone long ago!
How can we get rid of the PBA?
Colect signitures on cards several months in advance of the contact expiration on September 30th and force a PERC election for new union representation. The FOP or IUPA will help you.
Oh Wise One, if the situation was reversed & the deputies were asked to contribute furlough hours for the non-sworn only, would they have?
Oh Wise One, if the situation was reversed & the deputies were asked to contribute furlough hours for the non-sworn only, would they have?
NO! The non sworn swear at us all the time.
Oh Wise One, if the situation was reversed & the deputies were asked to contribute furlough hours for the non-sworn only, would they have?
NO! The non sworn swear at us all the time.
I swear it won't happen again.
With all the OT listed by the Newspaper what advice would you give to investing that OT money properly, what tax shelters are best and should one worry about Jr's mother { baby mom drama} finding out and raising the child support.
Please answer the question asked by my little willie some weeks ago, he's been waiting, and thinks when you leave questions unanswer that you are not Truely Wise. I've told him you are wiser than anyone directioning the Fope, Pba,Fop,Bso, and :evil: :mrgreen: and now with all these suppose budget cuts will my little willie miss out on the fine things of life, and how can I triple not double dip like some of my mentors? So many questions to answer Great and Truely Wise Ask the Deputy. :snicker:
when are you going to quit?
when are you going to quit?
Long after you get fired!
O great Deputy....answer me this my lad......will the great Sheriff Nick come back and rescue us like the mesiah....
Oh! Great 1..Would you advise me of what a deputy loves to sink his/her teeth into? :snicker:
Apparently some male deputies like to sink their teeth into and around the male genitalia.
Oh! Great 1..Would you advise me of what a deputy loves to sink his/her teeth into? :snicker:
That depends. Do you work alpha shift in Oakland Park?
Oh! Great 1..Would you advise me of what a deputy loves to sink his/her teeth into? :snicker:
That depends. Do you work alpha shift in Oakland Park?
No its scumbag working bravo in LBS!
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