05-01-2009, 10:13 AM
Ha! Ha! I can't make these things up in my sleep. I guess the administration must of just finished a " I SMOKED ,BUT DIDN'T INHALE!" G.O.B. meeting when they came up with this brain storming idea. I can't believe that this Circus led department has belittled officers to participate in a Girl Scout cookie sale approach to gather tips for murder's and guns! Another great News-Press story printed April 30th, 2009 Title: "FORT MYERS POLICE TO GO DOOR TO DOOR FOR POLICE TIPS" Fort Myers police this afternoon will be going door-to-door in an effort to drum up tips regarding some of the recent murders and other crimes that remain unsolved.
Officers will be providing residents with brochures to educate them on how to call police, how to make an anonymous tip and alleviate fears sometimes associated with reporting a crime.“It’s a good opportunity for officers to make contact with the community in a relaxed environment,” Chief Doug Baker said. “And it’s important for officers to have a better understanding of the community and the people they serve.
First , and foremost I want to know how many pamphlets did the GOB"s hand out? How many pamphlets did the NAACP convict James Mathis hand out? How many did the organization FOR CITIZENS FOR A BETTER FT. MYERS 30 year old momma's boy Anthony Thomas hand out? How about PIERCE BAIL BONDS, councilman Streets, and councilman Simms? The answer is undoubtedly NONE! I'm wondering during the contacts if the FT. Myers Police Department 's new greeting was used? I'm sure it went something like this.
HI Shamiqua ! I'M OFFICER BLAH BLAH FROM THE FT. MYERS G.O.B. RINGLING, AND BARNUM & BAILEY POLICE DEPARTMENT! I'M HERE AS PART OF THE CHIEF BAKER COOKIES FOR MURDER AND GUNS TIPS INITIATIVE! I took this from a post from the Newspress. SHAMIQUA REPLIES: "Well Po Po !" "Yeah We Know Dontrell Done Spoke Wif Dontavious and Shamar and Day Herd Dat Quintasia Knows Someone Who Dun Did It." OFFICER BLAH BLAH RESPONDS:OH THANK YOU SHAMIQUA FOR ALL THAT C.I.A. INTEL THAT YOU PROVIDED! FOR YOUR GREAT PARTICIPATION, I HAVE ALL KINDS OF COOKIES FOR YOU ! I HAVE THIN MINTS,CARAMEL DELIGHTS,PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I HAVE SHORTBREAD COOKIES! OH YEAH SHAMIQUA , IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COOKIES I HAVE "STOP THE VIOLENCE " WRISTBANDS FOR YOU! SHAMIQUA DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ME TO DO AN F.I.R. CARD ON YOU? How's that for a scenario based FMPD training session. Next thing we'll be handing out applications, and how long before the City asks us to start handing out masks for the SWINE FLU.
Let's review the excerpts from this story. "officers will be providing residents with brochures to educate them on how to call police." Good grief we're in the business of educating people on how to call police ? Come on now, how pathetic has Ft. Myers become? Trust me , they know how to call police when they want to screw a cop! Let me educate the GOB's look up the signal 175's for a supervisor calls on your N.A.S.A. COMSTAT chart! CHIEF BAKER QUOTES: “It’s a good opportunity for officers to make contact with the community in a relaxed environment,” A relaxed environment, HMMMMMM? A relaxed environment would be drinking some Hennessey, puffing on some gars, and POP POPPIN some Ak-47 rounds off for some cherry on top thrills! Second Chief Baker quote : “And it’s important for officers to have a better understanding of the community and the people they serve." I have an idea for you Sir! I thinks its important for the Chief to handle endless calls for service , with no more then seven cops on a shift, so that you can better understand better organizational skills to make sure cops go home to their families at the end of their shift. Let's end this post on good note! Where's the HANNAH MONTANA post? What's the matter Miley , you can't handle the heat? OMG UMM LIKE DUUHHHHH! Oh how the self perceived know it all has fallen, welcome back to the road! I knew it was only a matter of time before you and Lt. Rejectivity butted heads. I hear the one- trick pony policy writing Lt., has a new mysterious , ride along gal? Any guesses ? SEE NO EVIL , HEAR NO EVIL .
Officers will be providing residents with brochures to educate them on how to call police, how to make an anonymous tip and alleviate fears sometimes associated with reporting a crime.“It’s a good opportunity for officers to make contact with the community in a relaxed environment,” Chief Doug Baker said. “And it’s important for officers to have a better understanding of the community and the people they serve.
First , and foremost I want to know how many pamphlets did the GOB"s hand out? How many pamphlets did the NAACP convict James Mathis hand out? How many did the organization FOR CITIZENS FOR A BETTER FT. MYERS 30 year old momma's boy Anthony Thomas hand out? How about PIERCE BAIL BONDS, councilman Streets, and councilman Simms? The answer is undoubtedly NONE! I'm wondering during the contacts if the FT. Myers Police Department 's new greeting was used? I'm sure it went something like this.
HI Shamiqua ! I'M OFFICER BLAH BLAH FROM THE FT. MYERS G.O.B. RINGLING, AND BARNUM & BAILEY POLICE DEPARTMENT! I'M HERE AS PART OF THE CHIEF BAKER COOKIES FOR MURDER AND GUNS TIPS INITIATIVE! I took this from a post from the Newspress. SHAMIQUA REPLIES: "Well Po Po !" "Yeah We Know Dontrell Done Spoke Wif Dontavious and Shamar and Day Herd Dat Quintasia Knows Someone Who Dun Did It." OFFICER BLAH BLAH RESPONDS:OH THANK YOU SHAMIQUA FOR ALL THAT C.I.A. INTEL THAT YOU PROVIDED! FOR YOUR GREAT PARTICIPATION, I HAVE ALL KINDS OF COOKIES FOR YOU ! I HAVE THIN MINTS,CARAMEL DELIGHTS,PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST I HAVE SHORTBREAD COOKIES! OH YEAH SHAMIQUA , IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE COOKIES I HAVE "STOP THE VIOLENCE " WRISTBANDS FOR YOU! SHAMIQUA DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR ME TO DO AN F.I.R. CARD ON YOU? How's that for a scenario based FMPD training session. Next thing we'll be handing out applications, and how long before the City asks us to start handing out masks for the SWINE FLU.
Let's review the excerpts from this story. "officers will be providing residents with brochures to educate them on how to call police." Good grief we're in the business of educating people on how to call police ? Come on now, how pathetic has Ft. Myers become? Trust me , they know how to call police when they want to screw a cop! Let me educate the GOB's look up the signal 175's for a supervisor calls on your N.A.S.A. COMSTAT chart! CHIEF BAKER QUOTES: “It’s a good opportunity for officers to make contact with the community in a relaxed environment,” A relaxed environment, HMMMMMM? A relaxed environment would be drinking some Hennessey, puffing on some gars, and POP POPPIN some Ak-47 rounds off for some cherry on top thrills! Second Chief Baker quote : “And it’s important for officers to have a better understanding of the community and the people they serve." I have an idea for you Sir! I thinks its important for the Chief to handle endless calls for service , with no more then seven cops on a shift, so that you can better understand better organizational skills to make sure cops go home to their families at the end of their shift. Let's end this post on good note! Where's the HANNAH MONTANA post? What's the matter Miley , you can't handle the heat? OMG UMM LIKE DUUHHHHH! Oh how the self perceived know it all has fallen, welcome back to the road! I knew it was only a matter of time before you and Lt. Rejectivity butted heads. I hear the one- trick pony policy writing Lt., has a new mysterious , ride along gal? Any guesses ? SEE NO EVIL , HEAR NO EVIL .