Wellness programs new category

With the new look comes a new category for the wellness program, the "Spat Contest." First, one must draw their can of snuff from the left back pocket while using their weak hand. Next, while in a bladed stance, step up to the line and spat. The training staff will be evaluating your posture and the overall distance of your spat, all while continuously giving loud verbal commands. The winner will receive a brand new spitoon for their patrol vehicles and a shiny new can of snuff.