Good one

2 Guys in Lowe's

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around
Lowe's Building Supply when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, ¡Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.

'The young guy says, 'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'

The old guy says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall,with blonde hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra What does your wife look like?'

The old timer says...... 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for Yours.'

Most Old timers are helpful like that!

Was this a true story? Was this you and your ABT partner?

Was this a true story? Was this you and your ABT partner?

How'd you know? .........................We were on our 15 minute break. We then got into my beverage crusiers and talked with each other on the radio handing the mike back to one another so that the office would hear us and know that we were 10-8. We gave different 10-20's so they'd think we were on opposite sides of town. Works for us. Tomorrow it'll be Home Depot. Beats the hell out of working a shift and it all counts towards your 25.

Was this a true story? Was this you and your ABT partner?

How'd you know? .........................We were on our 15 minute break. We then got into my beverage crusiers and talked with each other on the radio handing the mike back to one another so that the office would hear us and know that we were 10-8. We gave different 10-20's so they'd think we were on opposite sides of town. Works for us. Tomorrow it'll be Home Depot. Beats the hell out of working a shift and it all counts towards your 25.

You dont have to fib about 10-7, 10-8 or 10-20...JG and CH dosn't care when or if you work.

Boy that was too easy. I'm going to have to quit posting.