REVISED DOD IN SERVICE TRAINING FOR 2008

In response to all of complaints DOD In Sevice Training has received we have decided to change the types of courses we have been giving.We hope that you find these courses more interesting than our previous ones.These new courses are designed to help you and your career path with this great agency of ours.We hope that these knew courses will help your careers as they have helped ours.The new courses given will be:The Art and Technique of Fellaito:Concubine 101 The best way to sleep with your Supervisors in order to get what you want:Brown Nosing for Fun and Profit:How to Defraud your Insurance Company:Tactical Use of "The Race Card":Front Patio Smoking(How to do nothing but stand on the front patio and smoke all day and get paid for it..as well as get promoted):How to steal lines and quotes from film and TV to try to make yourself appear smart when you are really a moron:Cake Job Aquisistion Course-How to get a safe ,easy,cushy,do nothing job like Training even though you have never done any real Deputy Work :We hope that you enjoy 2008 DOD In Service Training!

In response to all of complaints DOD In Sevice Training has received we have decided to change the types of courses we have been giving.We hope that you find these courses more interesting than our previous ones.These new courses are designed to help you and your career path with this great agency of ours.We hope that these knew courses will help your careers as they have helped ours.The new courses given will be:The Art and Technique of Fellaito:Concubine 101 The best way to sleep with your Supervisors in order to get what you want:Brown Nosing for Fun and Profit:How to Defraud your Insurance Company:Tactical Use of "The Race Card":Front Patio Smoking(How to do nothing but stand on the front patio and smoke all day and get paid for it..as well as get promoted):How to steal lines and quotes from film and TV to try to make yourself appear smart when you are really a moron:Cake Job Aquisistion Course-How to get a safe ,easy,cushy,do nothing job like Training even though you have never done any real Deputy Work :We hope that you enjoy 2008 DOD In Service Training!"You want the truth. You can't handle the truth"!

SOME OF US WORK REALLY HARD IN CENTRAL INTAKE/ DETENTION.
COMMENTS AND POSTINGS LIKE THE ABOVE, ARE JUST STUPID!
NOT EVERYONE IS GHETTO, AND ALOT OF US TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS.
DIRECT YOUR COMMENTS TO THE PERSON DIRECTLY..AND DONT BUNCH US AS A WHOLE.

WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. WE HAVE GREAT CAREERS AND JOB SECURITY. AND A GREAT BENEFIT PACKAGE.
GOLD TEETH OR NOT, WE ARE ALL GETTING THE SAME DEAL..LIVE WITH IT!!

SOME OF US WORK REALLY HARD IN CENTRAL INTAKE/ DETENTION.
COMMENTS AND POSTINGS LIKE THE ABOVE, ARE JUST STUPID!
NOT EVERYONE IS GHETTO, AND ALOT OF US TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS.
DIRECT YOUR COMMENTS TO THE PERSON DIRECTLY..AND DONT BUNCH US AS A WHOLE.

WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. WE HAVE GREAT CAREERS AND JOB SECURITY. AND A GREAT BENEFIT PACKAGE.
GOLD TEETH OR NOT, WE ARE ALL GETTING THE SAME DEAL..LIVE WITH IT!!

SOME OF US WORK REALLY HARD IN CENTRAL INTAKE/ DETENTION.
COMMENTS AND POSTINGS LIKE THE ABOVE, ARE JUST STUPID!
NOT EVERYONE IS GHETTO, AND ALOT OF US TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS.
DIRECT YOUR COMMENTS TO THE PERSON DIRECTLY..AND DONT BUNCH US AS A WHOLE.

WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. WE HAVE GREAT CAREERS AND JOB SECURITY. AND A GREAT BENEFIT PACKAGE.
GOLD TEETH OR NOT, WE ARE ALL GETTING THE SAME DEAL..LIVE WITH IT!!

SOME OF US WORK REALLY HARD IN CENTRAL INTAKE/ DETENTION.
COMMENTS AND POSTINGS LIKE THE ABOVE, ARE JUST STUPID!
NOT EVERYONE IS GHETTO, AND ALOT OF US TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS.
DIRECT YOUR COMMENTS TO THE PERSON DIRECTLY..AND DONT BUNCH US AS A WHOLE.

WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. WE HAVE GREAT CAREERS AND JOB SECURITY. AND A GREAT BENEFIT PACKAGE.
GOLD TEETH OR NOT, WE ARE ALL GETTING THE SAME DEAL..LIVE WITH IT!!

Main Jail Major,you have lost control of your command.The new sheriff will correct this.

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SOME OF US WORK REALLY HARD IN CENTRAL INTAKE/ DETENTION.
COMMENTS AND POSTINGS LIKE THE ABOVE, ARE JUST STUPID!
NOT EVERYONE IS GHETTO, AND ALOT OF US TAKE PRIDE IN OUR JOBS.
DIRECT YOUR COMMENTS TO THE PERSON DIRECTLY..AND DONT BUNCH US AS A WHOLE.

WE SHOULD STICK TOGETHER. WE HAVE GREAT CAREERS AND JOB SECURITY. AND A GREAT BENEFIT PACKAGE.
GOLD TEETH OR NOT, WE ARE ALL GETTING THE SAME DEAL..LIVE WITH IT!!

Hey moron the comment was directed towards the loser trainers we have. You know the ones with all the war stories and no time working the jail (SL).

Main Jail Major,you have lost control of your command.The new sheriff will correct this.

Like she ever had control?