USED CONDOM FOUND IN STAFF BATHROOM AT NBB!

Recently a used condom was found in a staff restroom at NBB!The condom in question was a Trojan Extra Small which after being sent to the Crime Lab for further analysis was found to have traces of a red,cheezy substance on it.The Crime Lab conducted several tests on the substance and were unable to ascertain what it was.However since the unusual,red,cheezy substance was emitting a rather foul,peculiar odor a sample of the red,cheezy substance was sent to Miami Seaquarium and they identified the substance as coming from a rare species of Black Fin Tuna(Lephewis Mykuntstinkus)This explains why thousands of stray and feral cats had surrounded the Crime Lab!Animal Control was called by our people trapped inside the Crime Lab with the sample of the red,cheezy substance!Animal Control responded but were quickly overwelmed by the thousands of cats driven to a mad frenzy by the smell emitting from the Crime Lab!A panicked call for help was sent to the Florida National Guard.A squad of Green Berets responded to the Crime Lab and quickly eradicated the cats with automatic weapons and flamethrowers!After the Crime Lab people were rescued they reported that a strange red colored pubic hair was found on the outside of the condom but they could not identify it.The pubic hair was sent to the Smithsonian Institution Primate Facility where the hair was identified as belonging to a very rare,very secretive,very promiscuious,species of orangutan(Dententionus Asskissus)

Very funny.

Too bad you don't put that creative effort into your work justifying higher pay and better benefits.

If you wash it, you might be able to use it again.

Im suprised, with your weaves, long niail and gold teeth, that you could write someting so funny jailer.

MJ Major,you have lot control of your command.

is it ribbed?

is it ribbed?

It's mine can I have it back please.

can you describe it?

is it ribbed?I WAS ON MY 40

can you describe it?

Yes, it was RABO king size and it had green stuff in it.

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lol........ha ha ha..very funny........whoever is this very funny story about?

lol........ha ha ha..very funny........whoever is this very funny story about?

Isnt this a DLE website, who cares???

Got to love those jailers!!!

Jailers will be Jailers

lol........ha ha ha..very funny........whoever is this very funny story about?

Isnt this a DLE website, who cares???

No it's a public website moron!

The truth is that the condom was used on a cell phone that was set on "vibrate mode"!

Im suprised, with your weaves, long niail and gold teeth, that you could write someting so funny jailer.

Im surprised with your bad spelling and lack of proper punctuation, that you would even make a "jailer" comment.

UHH DUH DUH

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