civilian friends vs. police friends

Civilian Friends vs. Police Friends... is it really true?

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week.
POLICE FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily
carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food or alcohol.
POLICE FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food or alcohol.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
POLICE FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
POLICE FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you in jail saying,
'Damn...we screwed up...but man, that was fun!'

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have ne ver seen you cry.
POLICE FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
POLICE FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
POLICE FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that 's what the crowd is doing.
POLICE FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you behind.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
POLICE FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.
POLICE FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have shared a few experiences...
POLICE FRIENDS: Have shared a lifetime of experiences no Citizen could
ever dream of...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ta ke your drink away when they think you've had enough.
POLICE FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
'Y ou better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste...that's
alcohol abuse!!' Then carry you home safely and put you to bed...

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
POLI CE FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out for using your name in vain.

I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE AND IN MOST CASES IT'S SO EFIN TRUE.

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would get their arses fired for doing some of the things that we get away with

COP FRIENDS: Do what you want (do who you want), say what you want... do nothing at all. Don't sweat it, our Chief will NEVER fire you!

if you're a female, or you have a rank over sgt.

Civilian Friends: Tell the Boss on you

Police Friends: Write anonymous letters complaining about people in your agency because they are too much of a pus%# to be a supervisor.