Brown Clown

From all of us, other municipalities....................

"Just remind the brown gowned clowns how they are always the last in this county to catch up with police tech. Most current example is getting a finger print i d computer 26 YEARS after Miami had Northrup invent the technology. If they ***** about B shift saving their headquaters in the 1980 riot saying it's ancient history, point out how they still can't protect their stations as the 40 cars trashed at the Hammocks station recently, proves so. And going to the "don't want to hurt nobody" 9MM from the 40 cal sure made it safer for deputies AND THE POOR CITIZENS THEY "PROTECT". And they are quickly becoming "process servers" as everyone is forming a police dept. That's their future as it a function a sheriff's office only. That and court/jail security. But with a corrections dept, they don't even have that as a future. poor brown gowned clowns. But maybe they will then decide on a name. Road Patrol, Dade Sheriff's Office,Public Safety Dept. Metro-Dade, and now. MIAMI-dade. OH THE PAIN ON 25TH STREET. LMAO"

Tell us, why the hostility? Did your wife, or friend girl leave you for a Dade County Deputy Sheriff? Or is it that you hate the fact Miami is limited to its 34.5 square miles jurisdictional, comprised by an affluent facade and a third world core? Did WE reject you; is that why the hate? When was the last time, or have you ever visited OUR Crime Lab Bureau, become aware of OUR State-of-the-Art Forensic capabilities, or is it that you are too insignificant to even come to our Headquarters? From your post, one can discern that you have a limited intellect, made even more abject by the dismal leadership that currently [mis]leads your department. Clearly, after the County invests 500 million in building this baseball stadium, our Department WILL take over police and fire off-duty services at the new Marlins' playground. The seven hundred (700) or so, that now comprise your disintegrating agency will not be able to handle it; WE will! Learn to live with it! Even if all Unincorporated Dade County were to incorporate into flunky little cities, OUR Department will continue to Thrive and grow, because we are the County Sheriff's Office!

Tell us, why the hostility? Did your wife, or friend girl leave you for a Dade County Deputy Sheriff? Or is it that you hate the fact Miami is limited to its 34.5 square miles jurisdictional, comprised by an affluent facade and a third world core? Did WE reject you; is that why the hate? When was the last time, or have you ever visited OUR Crime Lab Bureau, become aware of OUR State-of-the-Art Forensic capabilities, or is it that you are too insignificant to even come to our Headquarters? From your post, one can discern that you have a limited intellect, made even more abject by the dismal leadership that currently [mis]leads your department. Clearly, after the County invests 500 million in building this baseball stadium, our Department WILL take over police and fire off-duty services at the new Marlins' playground. The seven hundred (700) or so, that now comprise your disintegrating agency will not be able to handle it; WE will! Learn to live with it! Even if all Unincorporated Dade County were to incorporate into flunky little cities, OUR Department will continue to Thrive and grow, because we are the County Sheriff's Office!

POPO! I HATE TO BREAK IT TOO YOU BUT WE THE DISMAL 700 WERE HANDLING 80,000 PLUS AT THE OB WHEN FSU & MIAMI WERE ROCKING!! WHAT MAKE U THINK WE CAN'T HANDLE 30,000 YUPPIES WATCHING BASEBALL.....LOL! GET A GRIP BROWN CLOWN. PUT YOUR RED NOSE BACK ON AND GO DO SOME TRICKS FOR YOUR STRONG MAYOR! MAYBE THIS TIME HE WILL USE SOME KY WHEN HE GIVES YOU A REWARD!! LOLAYDA!!!!!!

Is it true that you guys wear brown trousers so that other people can't see the crap stain?

Is it true that you guys wear brown trousers so that other people can't see the crap stain?

Yes, less noticeable than in blue!

From all of us, other municipalities....................

"Just remind the brown gowned clowns how they are always the last in this county to catch up with police tech. Most current example is getting a finger print i d computer 26 YEARS after Miami had Northrup invent the technology. If they ***** about B shift saving their headquaters in the 1980 riot saying it's ancient history, point out how they still can't protect their stations as the 40 cars trashed at the Hammocks station recently, proves so. And going to the "don't want to hurt nobody" 9MM from the 40 cal sure made it safer for deputies AND THE POOR CITIZENS THEY "PROTECT". And they are quickly becoming "process servers" as everyone is forming a police dept. That's their future as it a function a sheriff's office only. That and court/jail security. But with a corrections dept, they don't even have that as a future. poor brown gowned clowns. But maybe they will then decide on a name. Road Patrol, Dade Sheriff's Office,Public Safety Dept. Metro-Dade, and now. MIAMI-dade. OH THE PAIN ON 25TH STREET. LMAO"


Once again, you are a friggin' idiot. The voters (including those who live within your precious city of Miami) voted to change the name. It had nothing to do with the freakin' police department. Get it right you dumba$$