01-17-2008, 05:25 PM
Crazies to the left of me
Morons to the right
No sign of sanity
Anywhere in sight
Of what do I speak
You may want to know
It’s the place where I work
Starting a long time ago
Back then it was cool
And one of the best
But now it has changed
And we’re in a state of distress
Division of Alcohol & Tobacco
Is now what it be
Better known today
As ABT
A Division within
A bureaucratic mess
Who’s newly appointed director
Wears a polka-dot dress
To boost our morale
She traveled the state
And said our priority
Was an Industry mandate
If in the line of duty
An agent lost his life
More concern for the Industry
Than having to tell his wife
So can we go any lower
Have we bottomed out yet
Many still have hope
But it’s not my bet
Just a few more years
To reach retirement date
Maybe I’ll make it
Hope I’m not late
That date can’t get here
Any too fast
And when it does
I’m hauling ass
Morons to the right
No sign of sanity
Anywhere in sight
Of what do I speak
You may want to know
It’s the place where I work
Starting a long time ago
Back then it was cool
And one of the best
But now it has changed
And we’re in a state of distress
Division of Alcohol & Tobacco
Is now what it be
Better known today
As ABT
A Division within
A bureaucratic mess
Who’s newly appointed director
Wears a polka-dot dress
To boost our morale
She traveled the state
And said our priority
Was an Industry mandate
If in the line of duty
An agent lost his life
More concern for the Industry
Than having to tell his wife
So can we go any lower
Have we bottomed out yet
Many still have hope
But it’s not my bet
Just a few more years
To reach retirement date
Maybe I’ll make it
Hope I’m not late
That date can’t get here
Any too fast
And when it does
I’m hauling ass