New K-9

Word has it you have a new k-9 know as "Ankle Biter",rides on the Lt's lap so his nads will not drag on the ground.Tell me it is not so :lol:

My-Bad I was in error it is not a K-9 as in "dog" it is a barking rat :lol:

"Ankle Biter|" has been decertified for inpersonating a Police Dog when he was observed riding on the front hood of the Lt's car squeeling like a rat as the Lt's siren was broken in his 72 Impala Patrol Car.Normally not enough for decertification it was not until the dog was observed wearing Harley Davidson goggles,a pith helmet,and the handlers thong bathing suit,thus out of uniform that he certification was pulled pending an investigation by the SPCA. :lol:

Word has it you have a new k-9 know as "Ankle Biter",rides on the Lt's lap so his nads will not drag on the ground.Tell me it is not so :lol:

He was originally bred as a badger hunter, but his master has turned him into a lap dog. He likes to "lap" up kiddie cones from Dairy Queen.

News Flash;
New College suspended K-9 was seen performing at the Peek-A-Boo Lounge attempting to raise money for his legal defense fund and a new hair piece for his handler..More breaking new when it becomes available

News Flash;
New College suspended K-9 was seen performing at the Peek-A-Boo Lounge attempting to raise money for his legal defense fund and a new hair piece for his handler..More breaking new when it becomes available

LOL! :lol:

This is some seriously funny stuff.The writer has got to be a comic and not a cop :lol: :lol:

News Flash

Keeping with the Promise to keep our readers informed as to the plight of NCPD K-9,"Ankle Biter" a lengthy in house investigation(the only investigation in the past nine months} Internal Affairs has recommended corporal punishment and termination for their trusted mascot.
The corporal punishment which has already taken place was the neutering of Ankle Biter for conduct unbecoming,and loafing while on duty out of uniform along with his handler who was on the IA team investigating the barking rat.
As a token to his handler and confidant Ankle Biter presented to his handler the" family jewels" which his handler immediately had mounted onto a copper chain to wear around his neck which surprisingly matches the nappy hair on this once trusted K-9

News Flash:
In an effort to keep our readers updated with the latest breaking news,it has come to our attention that the handler for the infamous NCPD K-9 has made a new step in his life that of marital bliss.
Unnamed sources have reported that a "Wedding Announcement" was observed in the close proximety of the handlers home.This same source repoted that numerous local transiants were in attendance for the wedding and gala held immediately after the 1:am event:which included Hors de Vours from Pizza Hut and a sit down breakfast from Waffle House
The event was not without its critics however as numerous neighbors complained of dicarded MD 20-20 bottles in their yards as well as an effulent oder about the neighborhood most like caused by the gastrointestinal disporder suffered by most of the guest.{AKA Flatulent}
The biggest complaint however arose from the incesant barking by the now decertified K-9 Ankle Biter as he howed for his masters attention as his master was doing the limbo in a grass skirt minus his UnderArmour. 8) :lol:

OMG too Funny

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Thanks for the comedy relief......... we needed it!!!!!!!! :)

jokes & dog lover

[Annoying the Devil]

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Darn't Dave answer the radio, have you seen ankle biter?

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Darn't Dave answer the radio, have you seen ankle biter?

I think I know who this is! :D