Redneck

I have a redneck neighbor across the street from me that rev's his engine everyday. Why do rednecks rev their engines and what can I do about it? Today he was out there at 7:30 in the morning.

Switch to night shift?

Perhaps you could move out of the trailer park.

Better yet, really improve your life and move out of Polk County all together. That's what I intend to do.

We rednecks rev our engines because we are unable to fathom the complexities of the internal combustion engine. In our inbred little minds we assume that the vehicle is powered by a small rodent. We rev the engine to awaken the little critter. Thats why we do it in the morning. Don't you know nothin' 'bout science?

The thing is he revs the engine from under the hood. Not by pressing on the gas pedal. I like the last post about the little creature. That's great!

hey i'm a redneck and i appreciate all the comments that you made about me and my friends. gotta let the neighbors know its time to get up and go out there and make that money, while i stay home and fish and work on my lawn mower and 3 wheeler

All you need to do is call the news media, when grady smells the camera being set up HE WILL BE THERE. Mr. grady will put on a theatrical preformance that will drive everone from your area.